🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Fake News Anchor]

Spoiler: Droopy

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she knows that it's a livestream and continues to change out in the open

OH MY GOD YOU READ MY DIARY?! THAT WAS PERSONAL!
>gets nude in front of 10,000s of live retards

 

[Autistic Integrity]

LMAO LaGroid just tried to microwave a plastic plate with a metal fork in it. He did take out the fork, because it wouldn't turn on but he still microwaved his food on the plastic plate.

He was also trying to tell them to microwave Styrofoam

Spoiler: Droopy

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she knows that it's a livestream and continues to change out in the open

Shes trying to appeal to the simp crowd.

 

[Plasticise]

Send mail to the fish!

 

[Zeftax]

He was also trying to tell them to microwave Styrofoam

He also washed salmon with soap and slapped it into the sink before cooking it.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Spoiler: Droopy

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she knows that it's a livestream and continues to change out in the open

Those pictures are days old. I don't think she knew then. But yes, droopy.

 

[SpergChud]

Sam (Jeremy) has been showing subtle signs of anger

ohhh so thats who that guy is. I knew i recognized him from somewhere

 

[maioazar99]

This is the last face you deserve to see before your death as the last punishment in life before the after life.

 

[SpergChud]

It would be really funny and interesting if the last 3-4 fish were paid out rewards or take home money based on how many viewers the show got instead of just the allure of the grand prize--the idea being that they would have like a live viewer count in each room and act to eliminate the most boring contestants first.

Would make things a bit more reactive too and also allow production to gaslilght them about certain stupid things. Even if they weren't being gaslit it would also be hilarious because it would raise questions like "why is burt's room getting all the views when he's just sitting in bed?" and I could imagine the comedy of the contestants constantly interrupting his gooning sessions and not understanding what is going on

They'd also modify their behavior a bit based upon it.

Come to think of it, that's actually a change they could make to pivot it more into fishtank zone and also make guests like Fatty and Frank be more palatable.

this is a good idea and should be implemented if they do another season without the "recorded tv show" guise. I hope they keep the whole fake reality tv show setting to avoid too many fans, that would still work well if they at least knew it was live. Would probably breed contempt quickly between the contestants, only downside i see is they could get a little more reluctant to do outrageous things with that constant reminder of viewers. maybe tts sporadically announces viewership numbers instead?

 

[jallsballs]

Those pictures are days old. I don't think she knew then. But yes, droopy.

i dont think thats her breast, is there a clip?

 

[Mörkö]

Has this been posted here yet? I love how his gay lisp and autistic lisp are competing for attention.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

He was also trying to tell them to microwave Styrofoam

Weren't they doing that for past few days with the noodle cups? Either way at least it's not pizza box in oven from S1. They will just poison themselves instead of burning the house down.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

i dont think thats her breast, is there a clip?

Haven't seen the clip, to be honest. But I have seen the image circulating.

 

[SpergChud]

Spoiler: Droopy

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she knows that it's a livestream and continues to change out in the open

The panties have been utterly absorbed by mega cooch. Another brave garment gone too soon.

 

[sum ting wong]

Ted is a disgrace to mankind. He is a attention farming, too low to be a beta male, calcium deficit, brittle boned, passive predator.
He lets gay man lay hands on him. He slowly and passively crawls and moves towards the women of the Famous House like the true creep he is.
He has the face of a total disgrace that needs to be punched until there are no teeth left in his mouth.
120 pounds.A poser skater, an absolute creep with a humiliation fetish.

I agree completely

Today we stand up against his faggotry. Today we put a stop on his predatory, theta male behaviour.
I'm currently searching the entire internet for TED's social media handles like there is no tomorrow.

We as KiwiFarms people need to come together. Search as one, move as one and act as one.
Sons of the based! Soldiers of the KiwiFarms!
Will you heed the call? Will you join our great cause to cancel this faggot from the face of earth?

BRETHREN!, BRAVE SOLDIERS RISE UP!, THIS DAY WE FIGHT!

Aurelionx is reporting for duty.

You're retarded.

 

[SpergChud]

Sam just asked Ted if he was actually 115 pounds and asked to pick him up while Ted did a promo for My Heritage DNA. Sam then proceeded to put ted on his shoulder and carry him out the door and out of the show. Earlier in the day Sam had practiced this by lunging at the door with a 115lb barbell on his shoulder.

Ted's final words: Thank you, My Heritage DNA! Thank you! Thank you, My Heritage DNA!

BYE TED. BYE BYE!

 

[BruceOfHeem]

Please be the last of the vampiric weasel

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Rob Wolchek]

Burt's back must be hurting like a motherfucker with him carrying this show

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Midafternoon naptime.
Don't post too loudly, they're sweepy.

 

[Halloween23]

So fucking stupid. Kicking the people who will be able to handle actual Fishtank for frivolous reasons.

This is either going to end early in 2 weeks or they're going to trick people into watching an entire season of a shitty low rent Big Brother.