Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 40.0%
  • Total voters
    423
repentance said:
Absolutely, I think they were more interested in his ability to bring those numbers with him than the type of content which drove them. Both Nick himself and Rumble wrongly assumed Nick, and not the content, was the drawcard.
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Then they are both retarded.
Law with funny commentary: educational, entertaining, emotional, meant for more sophisticated viewers. Relatively high demand, low supply.
Drunkard trying to tell unfunny jokes: frustrating, annoying, can be found on the street (or behind Denny's) and is avoided by most people. Astronomical supply, low very demand.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Real talk: do you think any lolcows actually use kiwifarms as notification service and it benefits them?

"oh shit, I had no idea I had some outstanding traffic fines, better go pay them!"
"oh shit, I had no idea my lawyer license had outstanding fees, better go pay them!"
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Doubtful. The motivation is much simpler....and sadder.
Nick has taken away one thing (out of an ever-growing list) for us to point and laugh at.
In his damaged brain, that's a W.
 
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We're fully into "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" tier gaslighting at this point. (Woman or her ex-husband and host of the Steel Toe Morning Show).
 

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Catgirl Tyranid said:
"Fucking hell, he's probably blackout drunk. Tell him about our sponsorship module we opened to all our creators. Maybe he'll think that's the new contract or something. They don't pay me enough to put up with this bullshit."
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Secretary puts Nick on to tell him the news:

Secretary: Hello, Mr Rekieta...

Rackets: AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed for five dollars

Secretary: Please, god, kill me now
 
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Law said:
If Nick wasn't a drug-addled dick-puppet, he could have a great harvest of content. The YSL RICO nonsense, P. Diddy's house of horrors, the guy who killed Jordan Neely. Nick fucking up the rumble contract is just absurd. Do your job, Nick!
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He scammed them. There is no other explanation on the radical shift.


New stream?

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Vibralldo said:
He's even mimicking Ralph's habit of posting disgusting looking sandwiches
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One of the funniest side-effects of the trad larp is getting your ride-or-die Trap Queen Wife Appliance to cook din-din for her godly king man-owner, just like in the Bible, and then she ends up making Depression Toast, and then you have to post it and pretend that it's super awesome in order to own the trolls.
I want April to post a grungy coke mirror covered with Dorito crumbs and caption it with "a real woman cooks for her man!!!!!!!" or something.

Nick also has to photograph his plates sitting on a tiled floor to be a true Ralphamale.
 
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