Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

What the fuck is this shit!? Why in the world does this faggot think anyone cares about his cooking?
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Rekieta law! No longer a law channel, no longer a cuck/degen channel, Rekieta Law is now a cooking channel!

What part don’t you get?!

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I like how after the first couple minutes he turned the camera away from what he is actually cooking lol only two steaks so I guess only for him and our wife the kids can eat slop

He needs to save his money for important things. Cocaine and ketamine don’t come cheap, Scandinavian nerd.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

stream died for a sec lmao
"add the cream a little at a time"
This is a boring stream I am not gonna do stream of consciousness updates
"I am not pregnant but I am barefoot."
"Creamy and dreamy."

 

[Strix454]

Now he claims that a lot of the other lawyers are 'close to violating ethics' because they had attorney-client communications.

The way I understood it is that Nick is claiming his interactions with other lawtubers in the past where somehow attorney-client communications. That apparently talking about things Nick has said is an ethics violation.

 

[TexOffender]

Nick sounds like a fucking cooking NERD.

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

Nick Rekieta looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his red women's sweater before the wine-moms on Locals. Very very disrespectful.... p.s. Look at those shoulders, those arms... the size of his head compared to his body...... this is the frame of the man that would beat all of lawtube and Kiwi Farms to death if only he was allowed.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

He opened a box of beef stock and just threw the lid on the floor lol
he turned around to grab a ladle and you can see his underwear probably worth a clip
oops I was wrong it's just another gay belt

 

[200MB]

Was the point of this stream to prove his wife and kids are still around?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I like how after the first couple minutes he turned the camera away from what he is actually cooking lol only two steaks so I guess only for him and our wife the kids can eat slop

The slop is probably still better than the shit Nicky is cooking.

The way I understood it is that Nick is claiming his interactions with other lawtubers in the past where somehow attorney-client communications. That apparently talking about things Nick has said is an ethics violation.

Nick did the same thing to Ralph back when they were feuding over the shart.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

If he just kept to cooking and chatting, and not coking and fapping he'd have a career still

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

is somewhat how I imagine the thought process was for nick for coming up with this stream idea

 

[holyhandgrenade]

cut these steaks open and see if they need to finish off in this liquid giggity
He thinks blocking is a winning strategy lol
my principle is not to murder someone but if someone harms your family you have to
he's seething
all bluster and talk about accountability only applies to meeeeee
kayla was like yes I am still waiting lmao
he says this year has been boring holy shit the cope
"I don't have anything to apologize to people for because they weren't affected by it."
"legal issues and relationship issues weren't supposed to be public"
"I will say I am sorry but I won't mean it."
He only feels bad about not doing locals content
You can't take accountability while you have an active case
I can't talk about a bunch of stuff hurr durr
He sounds drunk btw
None of these lawyers know what they are talking about
my attorneys are more actively practicing than any of the dummies on youtube
assumes I am doing the casework and paying attroney which I am not
now it's a good cope stream
"my practicing attorney is doing a garbage job."
Our wife back again
Allt hese people are my friends if they had talked to me instead of being really rather rude
they are speculating
some stuff nate and sean have been saying doesn't apply
coping about practice area
ooo he is mad at nate
he is doing a bad black man impression for nate

 

[Fapcop]

Wtf is that kitchen man…

If you know you’re going to stream, at least tidy it up a little. He has time to shoot pedofiles superchats, but can’t take ten minutes to put things where they belong so it doesn’t look like a bomb went off?!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Imagine seething like a little bitch around your wife and kids. How does it go again, nick? "How embarassing!"?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick on 'principles':

'Some people with no principles' abused Nick's principles, 'so they don't get them anymore. Like murder... if you try to kill [Nick] or [his] family, then [he's] going to kill [them]'

A lot of people are actively interfering either Aaron's criminal case and mis-representing themselves as 'concerned citizens'.

Nick has said his year has been 'boring' for long stretches when he hasn't been 'able to do anything'.

 

[3MMA]

Hi Nick I just want to say my mom was a fan of yours because of your Johnny Depp coverage and lately told me that it turns out you are a "slimy little creep"

Your mom sounds like the kinda person who knows what’s up. Slimey little creep just about covers it, & in three words. Just like skelly faggot cuck does too.

His unwarranted conceit is enormous. Very pathetic.

Nick has one of the most prolific cases of unwarranted conceit currently documented on the forum. Some of my favorite thread subjects are those with egos that put everything else to shame. The unwarranted conceit & all around entitlement fuck up their lives so hard. Quite the spectacle to watch schmuck’s who think they’re the smartest thing ever, continuously crash back down to earth in progressively more pained ways. Nicks pseudo-intellectualism is one of my favorite things to watch out for. This flaw underlays many of his actions in the present. The rationalizations he must have to come up with (for the multitude of relationships in his life) have gotta be off the charts.

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

I don't know how but him just (very badly) cooking somehow feels way more unhinged than anything since the coke stream. This shit feels like it's going to end with him putting cyanide in the pasta.

 

[parsnip]

Wtf is that kitchen man…

If you know you’re going to stream, at least tidy it up a little. He has time to shoot pedofiles superchats, but can’t take ten minutes to put things where they belong so it doesn’t look like a bomb went off?!

Neither one of them has anything to do! They're unemployed! Their house should be so fucking clean. I would pay for the opportunity to follow them around their house for a day with a cattle prod and teach them productivity.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@AnOminous

Criticize this niggas shit cooking skills. Fucking 3 sources of fat that he keeps adding shit to, re-searing steaks, didn't make a roux,"braising" fully cooked steaks in cooked sauce, he hasn't drained the pasta in 20 minutes. You are basically one of the few people who regularly posts in cooking threads. He's also using American Wagyu like a fucking retard.

The legal shit can come later. He's actually pissing me off.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I can’t believe Kayla is just sitting in the kitchen with him and listening to his insane ranting. She must be a husk of a person. She is watching DS9 reruns in her mind’s eye to escape her reality.