🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Godmode]

Please watch Bloodgames, it has former KF Admin Jace Connors as Xavier Ravenblood, and he steals the fucking show.

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I decided to check the YouTube playlist I had made, and found most of the restreams have been privated.
I have all of these downloaded (except for one, I'm just realizing), but they're 12+hr streams, so what's a good place to upload them?
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Bloodgames was my favorite. Xavier and Sam were fucking hilarious.

 

[Gilgamesh]

I could see a scenario where most of the contestants are plants and they only eliminate plants initially, or something along those lines, where the eliminations are "lessons" for the contestants: people will go crazy, dont be boring, don't hurt yourself, etc. for when "hell house" starts.

Burt is the only real one

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

True fishtank chads understand that its all rigged anyways, they pick the winner in advance, they rig the polls, they give unfair advantages, popular fish will always go farther than unpopular fish, as long as they dont quit or tard rage out. Its all setup to maximize profit from TTS and toys. There's one rule on fishtank: Be entertaining.

Definitely... only one that didnt fit that was Cole. He got a raw deal in S2. He was genuinely hilarious I thought. Only fish I could ever watch hold court all by himself and be entertaining. Burt is up there too but its always short spurts.. Cole would lock himself in a room for hours at a time and cough and hack his way through schizo theories with TTS. He was a huge driver of TTS, until they asked him to leave,

 

[Quence]

Alexis was getting ready for bed and she was wearing a large neglige.....under which you could see the outline of her panties and they were ENORMOUS.

She then attempted to climb the ladder for the top bunk bed and let out a very loud GRRRRUNT! and OOOOF! She giggled and said "I weigh 170 lbs." to which LeRon, parked uneasily in the bunk below her, nervously asked "R-Really?" Alexis said "Yeah, I'm usually around 166 lbs but I've gained weight here. And Ron, if my bed collapses....ha hah." LeRon said something like "Please God no!"

Mizzie heard all of that and asked Alexis how she knows her weight so accurately to which Alexis replied "Oh, I weigh myself many times each day."

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Alex B was kind of paranoid about THE ENTITY earlier. They better bring it back this season since the sharks are also a thing still.

 

[Plasticise]

Cole would lock himself in a room for hours at a time and cough and hack his way through schizo theories with TTS. He was a huge driver of TTS, until they asked him to leave,

Cole was my favorite fish of all time, maybe a little bit behind Letty, but the talks he would have with TTS where pure kino and yeah he had TTS going off 24/7 when he was solo, they just really mishandled him. There was also the whole thing where "just to be clear... we did not kick Cole! we want him back!" Ben majorly fucked that up and thought Cole was going to leave, as he was fucking with his bag, and Ben came in and tried to cut it off at the pass and make it look like they kicked him and told him to clear out, but it was just a misread by Ben. And even then if he had come back that afternoon, they would have let him back on i think, but he started getting a big ego at the airport, and said (what he later claimed was a joke) that he wanted like 10k or something to come back and Brian had to kiss his feet. Kinda retard move. According to him immediately after he made that post all the wiggers removed and blocked him. And he pussed out of 2.5 which sucks and they had to get Vance to fill in. Season 2 had a problem of no entertaining fish so they dogpiled Cole and then jimmy.
It was also hilarious to see Cole get like 5 loot crates in an afternoon and some of the other fish seethe because even several days in they hadn't gotten even one.

they seemed kidna stingy in S2 with the money given away.

Sam said on the PKA episode they did after season 1 that at the end of the show, they paid out like 90k total in prize money, and he felt he didn't need to do that, as the fish where just competing anyways without cash prizes, and also the fish didn't think the fishbucks where real money. And season 2 the fish where fans so didn't need as much incentive.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Burt is snoring and doing the stanky leg in his sleep. Director mode is focusing on him for some reason so expect content.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

True fishtank chads understand that its all rigged anyways, they pick the winner in advance, they rig the polls, they give unfair advantages, popular fish will always go farther than unpopular fish, as long as they dont quit or tard rage out. Its all setup to maximize profit from TTS and toys. There's one rule on fishtank: Be entertaining.

Oh nah, I agree, my point was mostly that the popular fish become popular because they're bouncing off of, reacting to, or generating reactions from the less popular and dead weight fish. Every comedy needs a straight man. Like Burt's an anomaly in that his schizophrenia enables him to be an unprecedented content monster even when he's completely alone, but popular fish from previous seasons need other fish to make content. Like Letty was a scrappy amoral schemer who would do anything to win, but she got progressively more boring the less fish there were in the house. Ian only got popular because he was chillmaxxing while everyone else was in histrionics over Luke. Alex B is a complete social retard that will spiral into retarded gangbanger theatrics at the drop of a hat, but if it's like him and Binx in final two or something it's gonna be a boring last week. Like one of the unintentionally funniest moments of today was (after hyping himself up as being 100% French since the DNA shit started), and trying to speak French to the other fish, it turns out he's probably the worst at speaking French and Burt took 8 years of it lol. And his retarded LARP as Johnny Lawrence from Cobra Kai is only funny when the other fish are reacting to it. I guess I'm just saying, any fish leaving is generally a net content loss and....

there are always people leaving in the first few weeks for other reasons. Half the fucking house in S2 left on their own volition lol

Yeah exactly, most of the fish self-delete anyways, because 6 weeks in a house with no tech and only strangers is pretty exhausting to begin with.

 

[bookers]

I can't find it on any app store.
It works on mobile browers, but can't find any app anywhere.

i thought it asked if you wanted to install it when you opened the site on your phone but idk. maybe it doesnt anymore
it is pretty much the same though, it just doesnt have the browser stuff around it

, but Ted could sue if he's not a pl

im 100% sure everyone on this show has signed ironclad contracts saying they cannot sue for any reason whatsoever

They had a guy who would host their MDE dating show stream

i think that was alex schultz who was also the spinny camera guy in season 2

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Thats a really good idea. Theres always too many people in the house in the beginning, but 3 seasons in and there are always people leaving in the first few weeks for other reasons. Half the fucking house in S2 left on their own volition lol. Fishbucks was a pretty good gimmick too, they seemed kidna stingy in S2 with the money given away.

I kid you not, every single premature elimination (outside of season three) can be blamed on the same thing. Production targeting a Fish too much. They overstep some kind of boundary, crossing a point of no return, and then it's a free fall. If they get a hold on that, they're golden. It's a balancing act, and they've been doing alright so far this season.

 

[Semen_Recycler]

Lmao

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Lmao

Jimmy took the Jeetpill. He was talking all about dealing with them and their caste beliefs on his stream earlier.

 

[bookers]

>i know his kind all too well
takes one to know one, so i'd say he's on point with this.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Bad touch.
Bad touch.

 

[Halloween23]

Lmao

Jimmy Downey; woman beating expert.

 

[Plasticise]

Lmao

>Jimmy
>Talking about who will beat women
Takes one to know one!

I think we might get a good catfight this season but other than that these people are nigger cattle and dont have it in them to fight.

 

[gentoofag]

Fishtank door navigation script for MPV

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To install, unzip the lua file into mpv's scripts directory. The script is compatible with the m3u8 playlist from ppv.land.
The default keybind is left mouse button, but you can change it input.conf if it conflicts with another keybind: MBTN_RIGHT_DBL script-binding fishtank_doors/pick-door (_DBL = double click)

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

>Jimmy
>Talking about who will beat women
Takes one to know one!

I think we might get a good catfight this season but other than that these people are nigger cattle and dont have it in them to fight.

He also said with his luck, he'd be the one who'd make Burt snap if he were on season 3. I don't think a croquet mallet would be enough to protect ol Jimmy from the Black Urban Raw Top's schizo rage.

 

[bookers]

jeet is icing down binxs feet?
idk why this is happening but its creepy

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Lmao

The fact Jimmy still denies attacking Taylor really is some pussy shit.