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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 184 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,043
Have you ever met anyone from LA before? They do not qualify as human.

Have you ever met anyone who wants to believe something is true?
You're second point is probably the reason. And unfortunately, I'm from near there so I've lived around the type. But the way Sam is acting, it's straight out of GTA V.

They had a guy who would host their MDE dating show streams, he would have been a good fit to really slow play this shit.
 
I think most of them have some sort of idea about it, but they either suspend their disbelief or keep it to themselves, because they're still clearly on some sort of production and there's not much incentive to walk off
It's probably that. There's some degree of natural compliance with the kayfabe; they know the show isn't what it seems, but they also don't know what kind of show it actually is so they go along with it. There's enough real production going on that it could just be a shitty show that has a gimmick, at least enough to suspend disbelief in that direction.
 
WORST CAMERAS:
1. ISLAND
2. CATWALK
4. DEN PTZ
5. MAIL ROOM
6. BAR

SUGGESTIONS:
BAR needs to be lowered (replacing with a fisheye or moving it closer to yard door would have been better)
"KITCHEN" camera near the top of the fridge looking at the island (maybe also a fisheye)
"GYM" IN YARD (PTZ)
"FIREPLACE" IN DEN
2 MORE TO COVER YARD'S CATWALK (1 a PTZ to zoom on both far corners)
Replace Island with a PTZ
FLAT needs camera closer to the middle of the room (perhaps fisheye or another PTZ right near the bar

An increase in camera's wouldnt be an issue if they weren't so slow with PTZ cameras and director mode at times.
often times PTZ cameras are completely neglected

Im sick of this view, it has better audio a lot of times, but make it difficult to look at
i like the view it has of the entire room and the basement stairs, but you cant make out anything thats going on otherwise
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It's good the success doesn't really rely on everybody believing the ruse.

S1 and S2 were almost entirely made up of fans and plenty of kino was generated.

Even if these bozos know the show is fake.. they won't expect Nazi sympathizer TTS messages and Fatty waddling around the house naked while Hassle spits on people.

Not sure if this season will ever ratchet up to that degree.. but I sure hope it does.

We need a couple more weeks to get that sunk cost feeling to settle in
 
Computer is giving Burt false gay hope and triggering his schizo monologues again. "Maybe try taking it slowly with him (Simbal)".
It's good the success doesn't really rely on everybody believing the ruse.

S1 and S2 were almost entirely made up of fans and plenty of kino was generated.

Even if these bozos know the show is fake.. they won't expect Nazi sympathizer TTS messages and Fatty waddling around the house naked while Hassle spits on people.

Not sure if this season will ever ratchet up to that degree.. but I sure hope it does.

We need a couple more weeks to get that sunk cost feeling to settle in
IDK, I'm actually enjoying the subtle gaslighting from TTS. It's a different kind of kino.
 
It doesn't seem like something they could pull off, but we already know there's more going on than what they're showing us due to the weird contracts where some of them (including Mizzy) are paid to be there and some of them aren't, and the Ted/Sneed situation (they're both plants).
I wouldn't look to deep into that. Some of these people probably have credit cards, bills and all of that and said "sure I'm interested but I can't come on unless I'm able to pay my bills" and some people would just be better at negotiating stuff to begin with.
They probably don't want people to know that some are getting paid and some aren't.

In season 1 and 2 they were almost all terminally online zoomers who are unlikely to have any bills or anything that needs paying and probably more willing to go into debt chasing internet stardom.
I also have a personal theory about the number of contestants, as when they where all talking about how they got on the show and how many people they expected to show up on the first day, between all of them they had been told there would be 10,12, or 15 contestants going to be on the show. I suspect they expected either a few people to cancel last minute or not show up, so they probably shot a wide net and just invited extra people and hoped they would get atleast 10. Almost all of the fish have said they where invited very short notice aswell.
This probably makes quite a bit of sense. People can't just put their lives on hold for this shit unless they're getting paid.

Mizzy amazes me with her increased retardation every day. The only reason i think she is still there is they have lost too many people too quickly so far.
Mizzy is hilarious because it appears she can fuck over the whole concept of the show. I have no idea why they did the blue/red pill shit and invited her downstairs, it seems like it was a really stupid risk to take. I just don't see how they can transition into "hell house" as things currently are going. None of these contestants seem like they would be up for it.

Either fishtank is 2deep4me and we should be reading really deeply into whats happening or the wiggers have fucked up and things have gone pretty unpredictably. After they said things today would be "slow" and what has actually happened it seems more and more likely that their plans haven't really worked out as intended.
 
Yeah.. for some reason fishtank does it for me. And I don't want any reality TV. Even despite all the criticisms of S2 I still enjoyed it. I'm liking this season too.

Only shit I didn't watch was blood games and whatever else they did after.

Atleast it's allowed me to detox from DSP content lol
I didn't really give a shit about Fishtank until Bloodgames and skipped out on Bitchtank. Each season has its own unique flavor and the content keeps flowing regardless. I know a lot of fans miss the old hell house with Fatty and Frank tormenting the fish.
 
Only shit I didn't watch was blood games and whatever else they did after.
Please watch Bloodgames, it has former KF Admin Jace Connors as Xavier Ravenblood, and he steals the fucking show.
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I decided to check the YouTube playlist I had made, and found most of the restreams have been privated.
I have all of these downloaded (except for one, I'm just realizing), but they're 12+hr streams, so what's a good place to upload them?
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Honestly I hope next season they move away from the 'elimination' mechanic. They always fuck it up and it always ends up spiraling ever faster towards nontent, with some of the funniest fish getting their tenure ended way before their prime, and the house dynamic being put on life support with rando freeloaders and Airsoft Fatty.

I'd much rather see an ongoing season of competitions and challenges with a running score towards an overall winner. Challenges could reward the top contestants and punish the losers. If elimination were a threat at all, it would only be from non-participation (ie: "you must have X points by week Y or you get eliminated"), to ensure shit like Jon refusing to participate before he got kicked on S1 doesn't happen.

Ted was an insufferable faggot, but I'd tune in to hopefully see him get punished, and the content generated because of Ted (like "Burt sniffs and steals Ted's hoodie for a goon sesh") was more entertaining than watching boring white broads have a cry sesh.
 
I decided to check the YouTube playlist I had made, and found most of the restreams have been privated.
The wiggers have started DMCA'ing any restreamers or archives of fishtank this season, something they never really bothered to do during seasons 1, 2, and 2.5, and have even gone after the older stuff, which sucks a lot. A lot of lost media now as they don't plan on making the archives of 2.5 available.
Yeah.. for some reason fishtank does it for me. And I don't watch any reality TV. Even despite all the criticisms of S2 I still enjoyed it. I'm liking this season too.
I have never watched any reality tv but i love fishtank, its a weird intersection of internet humor, Lolcow type stuff, Voyeurism, it just feels so real and raw, and retarded all at once. I will shit on jet and the wiggers all the time, and they deserve alot of shit, but the day they stop making fishtank will be a sad day.
Honestly I hope next season they move away from the 'elimination' mechanic.
True fishtank chads understand that its all rigged anyways, they pick the winner in advance, they rig the polls, they give unfair advantages, popular fish will always go farther than unpopular fish, as long as they dont quit or tard rage out. Its all setup to maximize profit from TTS and toys. There's one rule on fishtank: Be entertaining.
 
Honestly I hope next season they move away from the 'elimination' mechanic. They always fuck it up and it always ends up spiraling ever faster towards nontent, with some of the funniest fish getting their tenure ended way before their prime, and the house dynamic being put on life support with rando freeloaders and Airsoft Fatty.

I'd much rather see an ongoing season of competitions and challenges with a running score towards an overall winner. Challenges could reward the top contestants and punish the losers. If elimination were a threat at all, it would only be from non-participation (ie: "you must have X points by week Y or you get eliminated"), to ensure shit like Jon refusing to participate before he got kicked on S1 doesn't happen.

Ted was an insufferable faggot, but I'd tune in to hopefully see him get punished, and the content generated because of Ted (like "Burt sniffs and steals Ted's hoodie for a goon sesh") was more entertaining than watching boring white broads have a cry sesh.
Thats a really good idea. Theres always too many people in the house in the beginning, but 3 seasons in and there are always people leaving in the first few weeks for other reasons. Half the fucking house in S2 left on their own volition lol. Fishbucks was a pretty good gimmick too, they seemed kidna stingy in S2 with the money given away.
 
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