Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Begemot]

These people need to be studied. It's not just stupidity and a parasocial relationship with a drug addicted, child neglecting, cuck loser. There is something fundamentally wrong with their ability to process reality.

Or the fact he's the hero fighting against the odds?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Or the fact he's the hero fighting against the odds?

Jennifer Saunders version > Tina Turner version. Sorry, that's just fact.

 

[Father Time]

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Vibralldo hands.

This is no 40 year old man. Through out the stream were so many moments where he looked so worn down/drawn out, doing some strange swallow/sigh pause. It's all sinking in now, and he knows it wasn't worth it even if he cannot say so. This 70 year old grandpa is not gonna see any prison, but he may see Hell soon.

Surely he realizes he has impacted someone besides himself and atones.

A hard watch- a doomed soul looking for an inch of reprieve through his goyslop.

Man, as high as you think these hedonistic pursuits will take you, the depths they drag you down to are so much deeper. You readily come down from the peaks, but the depths are steep and really hurt to get out of.

Fuck this, I bow out. Hope the kids have gotten through the worst of it and come out alright in the long run.

 

[DickMain]

Fuck this, I bow out. Hope the kids have gotten through the worst of it and come out alright in the long run.

If Kayla has any sense rattling around in that skull of hers she'll get the kids out of the house, throw herself at her parents' feet, and at their mercy spend her middle age working some menial desk job to pay the bills. Backend office work, low-end assembly, night auditor; anything of the sort. She might be the south side of useless, but there's plenty of jobs for people like that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It was always hard for me to judge how full of shit Nick was as a legal commentator. After all, IANAL.

Now that I’ve seen him cook, I CAN IMAGINE.

Holy shit that was bad — and he thought it was good.

Nick thinks he has something to teach the world about the culinary arts!

This flabby old drunk degenerate skeleton is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[datura_binge]

1. Instead of doomering, April should just flip on Nick. Out of this context (meaning the Rakeita situation), I doubt anybody knows what a trash fire she has been. Just go start over. She could easily land somebody 10-20x better than Nick, he just had a cult mind hold on her somehow.
2. Leave it to Nick to 10x the amount of money he spends on 'dinner' to glow up a dish historically eaten by poor people which would taste better if made cheaper. No wonder the snack budget was $3000.
3. Where are the fucking sink cabinet doors?
4. Why can't he just stop talking about his colleagues etc. Hiw the hell could he possibly ever change his content if it's all centered around that?
5. Feed your kids and shut up Nick, Jesus Christ. And start working out, it might help stop those hand tremors.

 

[Fapcop]

When and how did I establish an attorney client relationship with Balldo?

Did you ever get any amount of money from him? Or did he maybe give you change?

Or he bought you a beer?

You know those scenes in movies when the super smart lawyer goes: “Quick! Give me a dollar!” And the guy does, and the lawyer then says: “Ahahah! You are now my client, and that means attorney-client privilege! So screw you Mr Lawman!”

Maybe Nick watched one of those, but was drunk and misremembered everything?

 

[AltisticRight]

Why the fuck is there a can of tomatoes on the kitchen island if no one is cooking anything? (And good choice, Nick - on the tomatoes not that white bread. For the tomatoes, I recommend https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015178-marcella-hazans-tomato-sauce
Even a non-cooking spouse can make it, and it is delicious.)

I approve of San Marzano tomatoes.
The rest of his pantry? Nah-uh.
Chances are, he just saw the most expensive can of tomatoes and bought it. San Marzano is great but it's not the best for every type of dish. I like cheaper whole polpa variants for lasagna, crushing them with my hands to mix with basil.

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Vibralldo hands.

That looks horrible.
Did this faggot actually use "wagyu" for a slop dish? Everything I said was correct. He just buys the most expensive thing thinking it would be good.
Do you really want a side of some of the fattiest steak with your pasta that's already full of cheese?
Where's the black pepper? Skelly. Where is the black pepper?

1/10 for effort.
0/10 ingredients.
Fag. Try hard.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Why didn't he just make alfredo sauce? Alfredo sauce is easy af if you use cream cheese in it. I don't even use a recipe, I just whack it together.

1 stick (1/2 cup) butter
1 bar cream cheese (I think they're 6 or 8 0z., just the standard Philly)
2 cups of milk
1 cup grated parmesan (NOT the canned Kraft stuff, REAL parmesan)

Melt the butter first, then tear off knobs of the cream cheese and melt them in the butter until they start to smear. Add the milk, whisk the fuck out of it until it's smooth and hot, and slowly add the parmesan, a little at a time, and keep whisking it in until it's smooth and the parmesan is dissolved. Your basic sauce is done.

Then add in your preferred spices and optional proteins or other add-ins. I prefer pepper, parsley, and a half tsp. of garlic for the spices. Cracked red pepper can also be good if you use a light hand. you can really use any spices you want to customize this sauce; just go easy because it has a delicate flavor and you don't want to overwhelm it.

Of course cooked chopped chicken is obvious in alfredo, but it's great over a sliced fried chicken cutlet as well. Shrimp or bacon are always good. Cooked broccoli, bell pepper, or corn work pretty well. I used jalapeño once, and imho it was too strong but the guests really liked it. Sky's the limit here, anything that goes good with cheese will probably be good in alfredo sauce.

Finally, stir in your cooked pasta, serve salad and garlic bread on the side, bam good dinner.

 

[Tablet County]

bell pepper

What kind of serial killer puts bell peppers in alfredo?

 

[AltisticRight]

What kind of serial killer puts bell peppers in alfredo?

It goes well actually, choose red or yellow ones for a hint of sweetness.
The rest? Heavy cream? Butter?

Show that to any Italian chef, they'll release Part 2 of this book.


From butterdishes to pasta, I love this discussion.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

What kind of serial killer puts bell peppers in alfredo?

It's pretty good if you're using slices of Italian Sausage as your meat. My mom used to put canned pimento and mushrooms but she wasn't known for her cooking skills.

 

[CoomerTine]

I love how this faggot finally got the hint and pulled his camera up so people can’t see his dirty kitchen

 

[Fapcop]

What Rekieta's story lacks is a moral center, a character with strength of character whom the audience can use as an honest, upright contrast to the retards, drunks, junkies, and sex fiends populating its cast.

Hrhmm.. I do believe that I can fill that ro-

To fill that role, I vote Null

Oh… Ehm, yes as I was saying, I do believe Null would do nicely!
(Sigh)

Oh, lol, I have been out of the loop. Did not realize he was finally disbarred in NY just this year. What an ignominious end.

Not really.
NY has turned out to be the epicenter of politicized lawyering and lawfare stuff.

Think of all the bullshit cases against Trump.

They wanted to punish Giuliani for not bending the knee and backstabbing Trump.

He refused. He got punished.

That refusal in itself is admirable imho.

 

[Procrastinhater]

What the fuck is this shit!? Why in the world does this faggot think anyone cares about his cooking?
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He's trying to disprove the skelly allegations.
Almost everything this faggot does these days is about trying to stop the Farms laughing at him or get one over on the Farms, this site is rent free in his head.
Good Food With Nick the Cuck/Cucking with Balldo sounds like a decent idea for his show going forward though tbf.
He can't really do Law content anymore, even if he didn't hate it, as everyone knows his opinion on Law is worthless and his license isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

 

[Fapcop]

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Vibralldo hands.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT IS BAD!

He notices how bad his one hand is shaking and needs to support the tiny plate with the other hand so it doesn’t fall apart from the vibration lol!

Nah but seriously, that is some real: “Alkie hasn’t had a drink for a day”-kinda shaking.

You know Nick will go and have a bottle later. There’s no way he quit drinking.

 

[CoomerTine]

Presented without comment

 

[Procrastinhater]

Was the point of this stream to prove his wife and kids are still around?

You figured it out.
That and try to disprove the skelly allegations.
Everything he does these days is dancing for us.

 

[thebigdream]

He's trying to disprove the skelly allegations.
Almost everything this faggot does these days is about trying to stop the Farms laughing at him or get one over on the Farms, this site is rent free in his head.
Good Food With Nick the Cuck/Cucking with Balldo sounds like a decent idea for his show going forward though tbf.
He can't really do Law content anymore, even if he didn't hate it, as everyone knows his opinion on Law is worthless and his license isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

I can't believe kitchenbros are feasting before us antique book appreciators get our stream on polytheism. It's bullshit dewd this shit is so rigged

 

[Procrastinhater]

Wtf is that kitchen man…

If you know you’re going to stream, at least tidy it up a little. He has time to shoot pedofiles superchats, but can’t take ten minutes to put things where they belong so it doesn’t look like a bomb went off?!

Bro he's lived like an absolute pig for so long he likely doesn't even notice how bad it is anymore.
It's the same way hoarders get used to living in absolute dumps, he's gotten so used to living in a crack home he doesn't even notice the complete filth of his surroundings.
Seriously I wouldn't eat something from that kitchen.
His immune system probably got used to it but if you're used to good hygeine you'd get E Coli or something.