Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

He is absolutely the kind of stupid faggot who would use "wagyu" and Amerilard wagyu at that for stroganoff. Make that shit with ground beef or rump you stupid faggot, give kids something they'd actually want to eat.

I don’t cook very often.
(Thanks for the tomato sauce recipe though, I’ll have to give it a try!)

I’m not a foodie in any sense of the word. I’m the kind of weirdo, who happily eat burgers or spaghetti bolognese for like a week in a row.

But even I know that Wagyu beef is very
expensive beef that’s very finely marbled with fat, best suited for steaks. So using it for burgers or in rich dishes is a total waste.

Nick showing off his nouveau-riche/white trash side again. Just like back in the day where he got drunk of 200$ shitty whisky.

Bro he's lived like an absolute pig for so long he likely doesn't even notice how bad it is anymore.
It's the same way hoarders get used to living in absolute dumps, he's gotten so used to living in a crack home he doesn't even notice the complete filth of his surroundings.
Seriously I wouldn't eat something from that kitchen.
His immune system probably got used tonit but if you're used to good hygeine you'd get E Coli or something.

Sad! But shit, even hoarders KNOW shitnis bad at some level, and usually have like one clean room they can have people over with.

Similarly Nick should have realized how this looks, and just spent a few minutes shoving everything aside away from the camera.

Kayla is pilled out so everything is a blur to her. Similarly Nick is probably either a tiny bit sauced up, or constantly thinking about getting drunk so that he doesn’t notice any of this.

 

[CoomerTine]

I don’t cook very often.
(Thanks for the tomato sauce recipe though, I’ll have to give it a try!)

I’m not a foodie in any sense of the word. I’m the kind of weirdo, who happily eat burgers or spaghetti bolognese for like a week in a row.

But even I know that Wagyu beef is very
expensive beef that’s very finely marbled with fat, best suited for steaks. So using it for burgers or in rich dishes is a total waste.

Nick showing off his nouveau-riche/white trash side again. Just like back in the day where he got drunk of 200$ shitty whisky.


Sad! But shit, even hoarders KNOW shitnis bad at some level, and usually have like one clean room they can have people over with.

Similarly Nick should have realized how this looks, and just spent a few minutes shoving everything aside away from the camera.

Kayla is pilled out so everything is a blur to her. Similarly Nick is probably either a tiny bit sauced up, or constantly thinking about getting drunk so that he doesn’t notice any of this.

I’m uncultured swine so I’m just enjoying seeing people shit on Baldo Boys cooking choices

 

[Major]

You figured it out.
That and try to disprove the skelly allegations.
Everything he does these days is dancing for us.

He picked one of the two days of the week they're allowed to have them just so he can say "all the allegations are false, the kids are here, fuck kiwis". All whilst shaking like a leaf with DT

 

[Procrastinhater]

Where are the doors under your sink? And clean your fucking kitchen.
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He probably kicked it off the hinges in a rage, maybe while hitting himself like Larson.
I'd say kicked it through but look at him...

He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Nick was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before an decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Nick did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like an brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Nick.

Nick lost his iPod too?

 

[Swole McPole]

My guess is that he's been stuffing nerds under that sink and the doors fell off when the nerds attempted to escape.

And by nerds, I mean his children.

"You dare complain about the quality of the cocaine? Get in the locker, NERD!"

 

[Finger Pistols]

Where are the doors under your sink? And clean your fucking kitchen.
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This is how we know he's a drug addict. His kitchen looks like BossMan's room!


Edit: Nick doesn't even have a door where there should be one like BossMan. How hard is it to replace a cabinet door?

 

[Windy Moors]

The poor KitchenAid stand mixer shoved in a corner collecting coke dust, when it should have been used to make cookies and wholesome family memories.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus he really is morphing into Pat Tomlinson "if you think I gave my kid cocaine, I don't know what to tell you, there's nothing left for you anymore"

This is why your life is already over nerd.

Enjoy the Locker.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Jesus he really is morphing into Pat Tomlinson "if you think I gave my kid cocaine, I don't know what to tell you, there's nothing left for you anymore"

This is why your life is already over nerd.

Enjoy the Locker.

Nick is truly turning into an amalgamation of every Lolcow.
: Nick gooned/got sucked live.
: He got the medalion and listens to imaginary entities, ceiling cats in this case.
: He's a drug addict, his kitchen is a mess and it's even missing a door too.
: "No, stalker nerd, Jamaican men didn't fart inside our wife's vagina! Enjoy your locker, nerd!"

He's got lolcow of the decade in the bag!

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Edit: Forgot that he probably got fucked in the ass while doing cocaine like Juju the cow and threatened Aaron to release footage (I assume it's revenge pornography) like Ethan Ralph.

 

[Hellion]

New Instagram post. April is doomering hard.

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Bitch is really just quoting Rent: The Musical, poorly, which seems appropriate seeing what the musical is about.

No other course
No other way
No day but today

No seriously, the song involves drugs, a guy really wanting a girl but denying her and her trying to convince him otherwise, leading to her getting kicked out of his place lol.

And you can see how the lyrics would appeal to a BPD bitch.

Spoiler: Lyrics

[ROGER]
Who do you think you are
Barging in on me and my guitar
Little girl, hey
The door is that way
You better go you know the fire is out anyway
Take your powder
Take your candle
Your sweet whisper
I just can't handle
Well take your hair in the moonlight
Your brown eyes goodbye, goodnight

I should tell you
I should tell you
I should, no

Another time
Another place
Our temperature would climb
There'd be a long embrace
We'd do another dance it'd be another play
Looking for romance come back another day
Another day

[MIMI]
The heart may freeze
Or it can burn
The pain will ease
If I can learn
There is no future
There is no past
I live this moment as my last
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road
No other way
No day but today

[ROGER]
Excuse me if I'm off track
But if you're so wise
Then tell me why do you need smack
Take your needle
Take your fancy prayer
Don’t forget get the moonlight out of your hair
Long ago you might’ve lit up my heart
But the fires dead and ain't never ever gonna start

Another time
Another place
The words would only rhyme
We'd be in outer space
It'd be another song
We'd sing another way
You wanna prove me wrong
Come back another day
Another day

[MIMI]
There's only yes
Only tonight
We must let go
To know what's right
No other course
No other way
No day but today

[ALL(Roger)]
I can't control (Control your temper)
My destiny (She doesn’t see)
I trust my soul (Who says that there's a soul)
My only goal
Is just to be (Just let me be)
There's only now (Who do you think you are)
There's only here
Give into love (Barging in on me)
Or live in fear (And my guitar)
No other past (Little girl hey)
No other way (The door is that way)

No day but today (The fires out anyway)
No day but today (Take your powder)
(Take your candle)
No day but today
(Take your brown eyes, your pretty smile, your silhouette)
No day but today
(Another time, another place, another rhyme, a warm embrace)
No day but today
(Another dance, another way, another chance, another day)
No day but today

I can't get over "creamy and dreamy". This whitebread negro describes his food in the same terms as his Jamaican holidays.

He's gone to the Chantal School of Food Reviewing, I see.

Presented without comment

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And this is what he deems clean enough to show to the public (and by extension CPS). Imagine how bad it was when he considered it "cluttered". To any normal person this is extremely cluttered to dirty, and he's really living up to that wigger reputation with missing cabinet doors (what led to this??) and open chemicals, particularly when you know at least one child likes sampling what they shouldn't.

 

[Desktop User2]

It’s really funny you say that because Avril Lavigne’s “When You’re Gone” is literally on April’s karaoke playlist on her YouTube channel.

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LMAO, I was right after all, she was xeeting while listening to Avril Lavigne.

 

[HungryPug]

Kitchen is cluttered but not bad for five kids, if they’re there. I think the tremors are from lithium as a treatment for his manic episodes. Running with the actively tested narrative. Otherwise cocaine.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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She sounds absolutely dead inside when she says, "thanks... you're making me blush." And the way he replies... buddy.

This is the most uncomfortable interaction between a couple since the leaked recording of Ralph threatening to murder his Horse-Bride while she was mopping up his piss.

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Is this April's cop at Denny's moment? Shit maybe her and Nick really are made for each other.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick is truly turning into an amalgamation of every Lolcow.
: Nick gooned/got sucked live.
: He got the medalion and listens to imaginary entities, ceiling cats in this case.
: He's a drug addict, his kitchen is a mess and it's even missing a door too.
: "No, stalker nerd, Jamaican men didn't fart inside our wife's vagina! Enjoy your locker, nerd!"

He's got lolcow of the decade in the bag!
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Edit: Forgot that he probably got fucked in the ass while doing cocaine like Juju the cow and threatened Aaron to release footage (I assume it's revenge pornography) like Ethan Ralph.

Plus he punches himself like Dan Larson.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

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Vibralldo hands.

He uses two hands to steady that bowl when he realizes how badly his left hand is shaking all over the fucking place. Even using BOTH hands the presented bowl is still shaking around. Jesus H Christ

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Nick is mad that his awesome cooking stream where he showed off his wife and kids didn’t magically make everyone fall in love with him again.
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HE REALLY PARADED HIS FAMILY ON STREAM?

Guess it's no different from the whole fam helping to run the family owned store. Except Dad is basically just a washed up "mini-influencer" now?

 

[Vibralldo]

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Vibralldo hands.

Aaron used it on him, it got stuck, and they can't remove it

 

[ghastlyretard]

Is this April's cop at Denny's moment? Shit maybe her and Nick really are made for each other.

Chad Zumock had some retarded story where someone approached him in a parking lot and beat him with a metal oil can that was on the ground. If I recall the events properly, it came out that he just fell off his bicycle while drunk. I heard about this on WATP a while back.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

To further beat on the recently deceased equines:

What the fuck is this shit!? Why in the world does this faggot think anyone cares about his cooking?
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Trying to flex on internet nerds about being capable of providing for your family is really funny if you can't even fucking dice an onion. Look at those humongous half circle chunks, that's some hot knife skills you got there.

 

[Vibralldo]

What the fuck is this shit!? Why in the world does this faggot think anyone cares about his cooking?
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He wants to show that he totally isn't a neglectful dad by having him cook for his family