Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

In honor of Election Day, a haiku:

Rick is very fat,
Kamala will lose bigly,
Expect piggy oinks.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Just Patrick things.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Just Patrick things.

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He wishes. Instead, he has bag lady with a pussy full of farts, and strange ears. Who appears to have just sedated herself out of any real human contact.

 

[NaggotFigger]

10 enjoy prisons before 3 AM. Piggy, go back to fucking sleep. Five bucks on you taking a shit whilst correcTing the pests and civilians.

Total from previous post: 243 + 10 + 3 + 1 = 257
Enjoy prison, atalker chuld

edit: more Rick ragepigs

3 childing to a woman.

Rick believes Sci-fi is still a living thing in real life. Rich coming from the same fat faggot with bitch tits that consoom nu series.

1 stalker without the enjoy prison sentence.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

1 stalker without the enjoy prison sentence.

has that ever happened before? i hope it portends great things later today.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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1 stalker without the enjoy prison sentence.

It's hard to tell but is he suggesting that Kamala is going to prosecute all the atalkers unlike Joe Biden?

 

[grey area]

I love Rick's little tells. Like his "little" brother. When this faggot feels emasculated, he can't help but broadcast his insecurities to the world in the most pathetic way possible.

 

[Ridinwithbiden]

He talks tough for looking like a over-fed couch potato.. the only way he could kill someone is by rolling on them and suffocating the air out of them by crushing their ribs with his fat ass.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Gentlemen, I'm pleased to inform you that, regardless of who wins, Patrick will still be a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Rick, I thought you claim that women would be dried up without abortion? I thought you have 200 IQ-level of knowledge about women’s issue? Calling other female civilians as sweetie comes off as incredibly creepy, pigman.

I did notice the moon from Majora’s Mask, and boy, I am fucking ready to see Fatrick fume about evil orange man with Yi-long Ma again

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I want Milwaukee to be very light blue if not purple. Bernard Tramell must be avenged!

 

[femoralcanal]

Good morning Stlacker Children. Today is election day, so no doubt we'll get a bunch of condescending Pat tweets.

But that can get boring, so I thought I'd look for some old Pat interactions for a change, and went a bit down the posting history of our Kempesh boy on the Mustang forum to see if I could get us something to laugh about.

Down the memory lane we go!

1) Susan's first appearance?


2) Kempesh gets into an argument with user Foosh (henceforth known as PMF - Pussy Magnet Foosh):

For this first post, I just want to emphasize something we have all know for a long time, but that still amazes me: Patrick is absolutely incapable of change. It's been almost 15 years since this post, but it is pure Pat: the sassy mocking, the arrogance derived from his perceived greater knowledge, and of course, his catchphrase: "I'm always right [child]"

Anyways, Pussy Magnet Foosh dares disagreeing with Dr. Kempesh, Phd:


They go back and forth in a relative amicable and uninteresting discussion (which I'll put under a spoiler for archiving's sake), untill PMF's patience begins to wane. Yet, he still mantains gus composure while putting Kempesh in his place:

Spoiler: Uninteresting part

"It sounds like you aren't aware"
"You don't know"
"I offer you a lesson in history"
.. Oh oh... I have a bad feeling you guys...


(Pat)ronizing Kempesh and "A new foe has appeared!"

Fortunately, Pussy Magnet Foosh now fully understands who he's arguing with:


Of course, since Foosh said something, Kempesh didn't have the last word. And that is unacceptable:

So here we have:
- Kempesh, the WWII expert (he was wearing his still-wet-from-the-Japanese-Kamikaze's-tears special boy shirt as he typed, no doubt).
-Kempesh, the War-Hawk


And now we finally reach the end of the thread, when EVERYONE realizes this Kempesh guy is an utter asshole:


This was just one thread on that forum. I'm sure there's a lot more of old Pat waiting to be discovered here.

My conclusions:
- Some things never change.
- The Funsters were inevitable.
- This thread will never end.

Bonus:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I did notice the moon from Majora’s Mask, and boy, I am fucking ready to see Fatrick fume about evil orange man with Yi-long Ma again

If Kamala "Cocksucker" Harris wins, I look forward to his increasingly impotent threats.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

1 stalker without the enjoy prison sentence.

Typo or is The Fatprick worried about community notes violating him over and over with 'no one has gone to prison' like the PETA gal with her Puerto Rico people aren't Americans

The block change has happened - every xit can be seen and flagged.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I cannot wait to see how much squealing there is going to be in a few hours. This goes both ways mind you, but it looks like as of right now, Trump is looking more favorable, and that's going to get the most oinks out of porky here.

 

[NaggotFigger]

IT BEGINS, ATALCKER CHILDREN.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

It's pretty impressive/scary how good the pests are at finding Rick regardless of where he's hiding.

 

[Welf Welf]

To be fair, it's pretty easy to find Rick, his presence is huge.

Because he's fat. Extremely fat.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

To be fair, it's pretty easy to find Rick, his presence is huge.

Because he's fat. Extremely fat.

He also has a significant gravitational field

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Just look for the fat guy in the shitty comic book t-shirt (two sizes too small) and grease on his forehead and a puzzled/angry look on his pie-catcher. He'll almost certainly smell of beer and alcohol sweat from the night before.