Word.
Because he doesn't like them.
RUN, CHILDREN! RUN!
No, he has holes in his brain because of alcohol and drug abuse. He's stupider than he used to be and he'll never be back 100%.
Well he invited Kurt into his home and didn't offer him any cocaine or a turn with our wife.
Kurt was a fucking idiot.
No, he'll argue the judge is corrupt. Same as he always does.
The thick layers of dust coating every kitchen surface are a nice touch. You can see a few disrupted patches to the left of the sink presumably from this stream's cooking, the first use that countertop has seen in months? Years? I hope the kids enjoy it, this may be the last meal they get until the farms can bully Nick into cooking for them again next year.
"Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained balldoguards unawares."
It took me some time, but I've made some TЯANsfORMaTivE Highlights of Rekieta's Locals Stream:
Always makes me chuckle when you see a cow that lives in such squalor even the cleaning products are coated in a layer of dust...
This whole thing is a perfect example of everything that's wrong about Nick. He puts "waygoo" (as Jack Scalfani calls it) into a horribly done stroganoff, a dish Russian housewives traditionally made with cheap cuts of beef, to show off how much money he spent, then does it in a mid at best manner, and the final results looked awful. I mean it takes a certain talent to make food look good but this is the "special content" that Nick paywalls for his dumb paypigs.
It's exactly that shit. Buying a $200 bottle of whiskey and then chugging it like Lahey in Trailer Park Boys downing a plastic jug of Old Crow in one prolonged gulp.
A well done cooking stream really could've worked as well. Make a big batch of a half decent comfort food like a tub of lasagna, keep the family out of the shot since it's not their show and you honestly don't need the external props, finish the stream by setting a table for seven as it comes out of the oven and most importantly don't start rage seething at everyone who didn't help spit lube the balldo. That could've been a very endearing stream in more capable hands, but Nicholas gonna Crackets and the detractors get to feast instead of the kids.
I assume he kicked the open doors off their hinges when he was in some unhinged skelly rage, probably at something he read on the Farms. He probably ran around the house punching himself in the face autistically screeching.
Rackets doesn't understand something that has been well-documented at this point on the Internet that even retards like Lindsay Ellis understand. If you're an Internet-celebrity, your character matters. People don't want to watch long-form content with people that they think are scumbags.
