Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Kurt and Nick should do a cooking stream together

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He is absolutely the kind of stupid faggot who would use "wagyu" and Amerilard wagyu at that for stroganoff. Make that shit with ground beef or rump you stupid faggot, give kids something they'd actually want to eat.

Not that he gives a fuck, he hates his kids, as he has told every cop who has ever pulled him over for driving like a dumbass retard, as they've written down in their reports for all his unpaid tickets.

What a loser.

Listen to how soft and subdued their voices are. It's not like they're talking to their dad. It's like they're talking to a psycho who has kidnapped them.

Nick is crazy. He's dangerous.

Compare Kayla's voice to her other appearances. She is loud, expressive and slightly manic.

The house itself does not sound like one with kids in it. 2 of the girls were supposedly away at dance (I checked, and they ARE classes at the time of thr stream), but who was driving them?

He's probably not allowed to drink when the children are visiting, which in turn causes him to resent them even more.

He says he is not allowed any, so he could not use whiskey in his dish.

 

[datura_binge]

"I don't have time to cook for my family" and proceeds to make a simple noodle dish take 2 hours.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Compare Kayla's voice to her other appearances. She is loud, expressive and slightly manic.

Could this be the result of her pills getting seized, so what we're hearing is actually a lucid Kayla for the first time?

 

[Major]

Could this be the result of her pills getting seized, so what we're hearing is actually a lucid Kayla for the first time?

They only took her illegal ones, not the prescription ones. She probably hasn't been sober in 15 years

 

[LiquidKid]

nick would not consent to it so it would be risky and i don't really feel like risk taking.

Imagine being such a faggot that you wouldn’t consent to your face being immortalized on a silver coin

 

[repentance]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT IS BAD!

He notices how bad his one hand is shaking and needs to support the tiny plate with the other hand so it doesn’t fall apart from the vibration lol!

Nah but seriously, that is some real: “Alkie hasn’t had a drink for a day”-kinda shaking.

You know Nick will go and have a bottle later. There’s no way he quit drinking.

If I'm being charitable, I'll make allowance for the possibility that Nick is on some medication that's inducing the tremor, but it's hard to look for charitable possibilities when he continues to behave like he's still drinking/using.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If there was to be a Nick coin, it should have Nick's face in profile, so 80% schnoz (going in the opposite direction of the Chris coin so I think facing left), and on the back should be Qayla's ass around the bottle. That's the best heads / tails I can think of. (I don't want Nick's nasty Hank Hill ass on anything. I don't really want his face either, but the profile would be comical.)

Having just 2x'd the hostage cooking stream, all I can say is, wow. I don't know that's enough to trigger another police / CPS visit, but that is some weird shit. It makes me think of that weird Kevin Spacey video, "Let me be frank". Only Kevin's shaking less and his kitchen (or set) was cleaner.

Only, you know, if that video was done by a Swiss-cheese-brained coke addict and alcoholic going through withdrawals with borderline hostages in the house.

 

[East_Clintwood]

On the subjects of Nick's shakes, they're nothing new. The first mention I remember of him talking about them was a Twitter post (screencapped in this thread here) where he just seems to think that having the shakes is a perfectly normal thing.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Could this be the result of her pills getting seized, so what we're hearing is actually a lucid Kayla for the first time?

Or possibly the opposite: she's on something currently and is basically lobotomized at this point.

 

[Fortyone]

What the fuck is this shit!? Why in the world does this faggot think anyone cares about his cooking?
View attachment 6601278

It's because the kino casino made fun of him for eating on stream last time and he needs to spite them by eating more on stream since that's about all he can do. PPP and Andy rule his sad life.

 

[USAroXX]

Kurt and Nick should do a cooking stream together

OMG!!!

THIS comment was funny...!!!
Roll KURT's ben gay "cooking" video.
Sorry Kurt.

Add Addict's shaking hands, slurred speech and rail-thin physique!!! Did we watch those shaking Thumbs? WTF is he on, now.

he aint cooking for the fam, or he aint eating it, look.at those girl dancer hips of his. He ain't eating nuffin.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Or possibly the opposite: she's on something currently and is basically lobotomized at this point.

She definitely sounded different to her bail appearance after the arrest, where she looked like an actual zombie, so something's changed and whatever it is I don't think it's for the better.

 

[Procrastinhater]

In all seriousness, cooking streams could be a way for him to get back into streaming, "The Cucks Kitchen" or something, but he couldn't even get through a cooking stream without angry coping, 3 minutes in and he'd already started seething. He seemed to realize this was meant to be a "fun cooking stream" and caught himself, but then the next chat came in and he went on a rant again.
He's fucked because the majority of his superchats are going to be people asking about shit that makes him rage, and he doesn't have the self control to keep that shit to himself.
He got caught in a loop between trying to do his cuck cook routine, and then remembering something that set him off, catching himself mid-seethe, and back to cooking, rinse and repeat.
He's done it to himself though, he's made it so the only people watching are alogs, or Balldowashers requesting info to use against alogs, no matter how he tries to keep the subject off himself, a chat pops up and its back to Seething Nick.
He made the mistake he used to mock other people for -he became the content, instead of covering the content.

 

[Fapcop]

Kurt and Nick should do a cooking stream together

Nick is really such a piece of shit with the way he talks about Kurt.

Yeah, Kurt is a bit of an autist, and he has been making fun of Nick’s retarded filings, which I guess is an unforgivable sin in a narc’s eyes.

But Kurt is also the one guy who actually gave Nick the benefit of doubt originally. Despite everyone else laughing at Nick or distancing themselves.

He was really shook, even to the point of tears, and his honest, initial reaction was: “Nick is my friend! I must protect!” (And yeah, it’s a bit naive, but that’s beside the point.)

Everyone deserves a friend like Kurt, autistic or not, who’ll drop everything, pay the bail, and believe in you just because: “He’s my friend!”

Everyone, except Nick, because the man is a disgusting narcissist, who is a friend to no man.

Nick is a soulless cuck who judges everyone by their usefulness, their ability to contribute to Nick’s hedonism and the degree to which they’re willing to roll over for the balldo.

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

He decided to do a cooking stream for a few reasons:

1. "Imagine eating this good" posting like Ralph does.
2. He specifically mentioned he was cooking for his family and he had Lady Crackhead in the back so gaylogs know they're still there.
3. He wants people to know that he never was a law channel, his content is also vlog type thing where 30 alogs and a couple wine moms watch him cope and seethe.
4. Cocaine brain.

 

[Fapcop]

In all seriousness, cooking streams could be a way for him to get back into streaming, "The Cucks Kitchen" or something, but he couldn't even get through a cooking stream without angry coping, 3 minutes in and he'd already started seething. He seemed to realize this was meant to be a "fun cooking stream" and caught himself, but then the next chat came in and he went on a rant again.
He's fucked because the majority of his superchats are going to be people asking about shit that makes him rage, and he doesn't have the self control to keep that shit to himself.

Shit, we have plenty of interesting legal stuff he could monkey swing into a streaming comeback.

“Nick has zero legal authority left!” You say?

Fine, there’s a goddamn election! I’m sure there are enough boomers left out there who either never heard about his detour or who don’t care.

But nope. Nick can’t even do a stream on “Trump and guns”. He has zero interest in even pretending to have a streaming career. Instead he used his stream to SEETHE and to get an imagined win over the farms: “See?!! Kids right here! NERDS!”

Nick isn’t a streamer anymore. He’s a buck broken, soulless cuck, who lives to seethe and seethes to live.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick is really such a piece of shit with the way he talks about Kurt.

Yeah, Kurt is a bit of an autist, and he has been making fun of Nick’s retarded filings, which I guess is an unforgivable sin in a narc’s eyes.

But Kurt is also the one guy who actually gave Nick the benefit of doubt originally. Despite everyone else laughing at Nick or distancing themselves.

He was really shook, even to the point of tears, and his honest, initial reaction was: “Nick is my friend! I must protect!” (And yeah, it’s a bit naive, but that’s beside the point.)

Everyone deserves a friend like Kurt, autistic or not, who’ll drop everything, pay the bail, and believe in you just because: “He’s my friend!”

Everyone, except Nick, because the man is a disgusting narcissist, who is a friend to no man.

Nick is a soulless cuck who judges everyone by their usefulness, their ability to contribute to Nick’s hedonism and the degree to which they’re willing to roll over for the balldo.

Kurt is kind of cringe and autistic but that dude is ride or die, his instinct was stick by someone he thought was his friend, he believed the shit Nick told him, because he's loyal, and its probably hard for him to make friends, I've known guys like Kurt, because people write them off as weird and its hard for them to make friends they stick by the few they have, when you give them a chance they will walk through fucking fire for you.

I think what really hurt Kurt was finding out he wasn't even part of Nicks "inner circle" of Balldowashers, Nick picked people like Coomalot instead, it was only when Kurt realized Nick thought he was a gullible faggot that he turned on him, and yeah, it was stupid to defend him, but I'm not gonna fault a guy for loyalty.
Nick did Kurt dirty.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

View attachment 6602179

She sounds absolutely dead inside when she says, "thanks... you're making me blush." And the way he replies... buddy.

She sounds like she can't stand being around him anymore lol. She probably stressed out

Presented without comment

View attachment 6602546

His Crack Home is now officially a Crack Shack

 

[Strix454]

What Nick is trying to do is turn back the clock and pretend to be trad dad again. He does an utterly performative stream that goes out of its way to painfully show us what a great husband and father he is. How hard he is working to feed his kids. How his wife is right there with him every second while he is doing it. All done in a painfully try-hard way.

Meanwhile we get endless cryptic messages from April saying that her and nick is all over. That she has moved on. All written is a style that sounds nothing like April in the past. Reaching finally a low point last night where she is writing stuff that sounds like something out of "American Beauty". And by total coincidence, her message are timed right around Nick's cooking stream.

So Nick has now totally owned everyone here. I mean he obviously isn't a swinger anymore. He and Kayla have a totally loving marriage. Anyone off-camera on his streams has to be Kayla now. He is a good dad who constantly thinks about his kids and feeds them expensive food. April has lost Nick back to his loving wife. April is all broke up at losing such a great chad boyfriend as Nick, but she is moving on to some ambiguous place that we cannot see waxing poetically about loss along the way.

I mean Nick and April say so. How could anyone doubt any of this?