Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

I gave it shot. According to a language model, this is the translation for "the cursed man dies eternally", but I can change it easily enough. I haven't done the back yet.

I very selfishly would love to see this concept with a certain unedited original rage face or two.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He also really believed that he could be christian trad dad and coke-head swinger degenerate at the same time. That his fellow "cool kids" would get it while the dumb nerds paying his bills would not. I'm sure he thought he could pull it off because he considers his entire audience and everyone he interacts with to be a sub-moron. People he is naturally superior to in every way.

This right here I'd be willing to bet is pretty much Balldos entire thought process on the matter, back when he was still capable of at least somewhat coherent thought at least.
That's what always trips narcs up, the sheer immensity of their arrogance causes them to underestimate everyone else at the same time they overestimate their own abilities. It's the same arrogance that keeps them making the same mistake over and over, to the narcissist it's never their fault, they are capable of unlimited cope, so instead of learning from their mistakes, they just dig themselves new holes time and again.

 

[Fapcop]

I gave it shot. According to a language model, this is the translation for "the cursed man dies eternally", but I can change it easily enough. I haven't done the back yet

Dare I call BeetleNull?
Fuck, I’ll do it. The possible outcome here is worth the risk of angering the big guy.

@Null Any chance we can get a silver (or gold) commemorative coin if Nick wins lolcow of the year again today?

It’d be a fun way to support the site.

Plus after the SHTF and after the race wars that follows, it’ll be kind cool to hit up your local trader and hand him some Silver Rekieta’s for some heirloom seeds.

“What the fuck is this? Who’s this ugly fuck?”

“I’m glad you asked! Remember before then race wars in the beforetimes, when faggots did this thing called streaming? Sit down, it’s a long story but I promise it’s a good one! Real ol’ fashioned morality tale!”

 

[Procrastinhater]

We need our own currency system with different lolcow coins, paying for some meat with two rekeita coins and 3 Ralph bucks. Got 7 bossman tokens in change.

1 Balldo to 10 Gunts. 10 Balldos is a Bossman.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Any chance we can get a silver (or gold) commemorative coin if Nick wins lolcow of the year again today?

I say we use this for the obverse:

And a balldo for reverse.

 

[Captain Manning]

I thought we cleared that up. Failing to report CLE will (eventually) put you into a different status of involuntarily restricted, as compared to (or also) not authorized/non-compliance. There is usually some lag time before invol restricted for CLE, unlike no compliant for fees.

We did. I think. See my reply to @AnOminous.

However, per what you just said, it's possible he might go involuntarily restricted in the future, depending on whether he actually did his CLE. We still don't know one way or the other. Like you say, they flip the switch to not authorized for non payment of fees a lot faster than they'll put you on restricted status for not completing CLE.

Whatever happens, I just think it funny he dragged his feet for so long he went not authorized (last year he was late, but not "not authorized late"), and AFTER that got out in the wild, and people mocked him for not being authorized to practice law, THEN he paid his fees. I think, pretty clearly, a lot of people on and off KF find it funny too.

Sean apparently thinks it's no big deal, but whatever. You can't please everybody. Nick is such a loathsome person now, people are naturally gonna enjoy needling him on just about anything.

Fuckin' asshole let his 9 y/o be exposed to coke.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Fuckin' asshole let his 9 y/o be exposed to coke.

She was eight when she tested positive, and her six-year-old sister was also present.

I know you know this. But it bears clarification for those who don’t.

 

[Captain Manning]

She was eight when she tested positive, and her six-year-old sister was also present.

I know you know this. But it bears clarification for those who don’t.

Yeah, I usually state the current age, but maybe I should state the age when exposed.

 

[Procrastinhater]

So he is actually claiming never to have been a law channel and that his channel isn't law focused anymore? Really? The fucking name of the channel has Law in it and everything anyone has actually watched has been a legal case. When did he start claiming this?

Yes child, Rekieta Law has never been a "Law Channel", and Lawsplaining the Interwebs has nothing to do with the law or the Internet. I'm sorry if this is too complicated for you, stalker nerd. This is why your life is already over.

Enjoy the Locker.

 

[Null]

@Null Any chance we can get a silver (or gold) commemorative coin if Nick wins lolcow of the year again today?

nick would not consent to it so it would be risky and i don't really feel like risk taking.

 

[datura_binge]

nick would not consent to it so it would be risky and i don't really feel like risk taking.

Perhaps....a balldocoin

 

[Null]

Perhaps....a balldocoin

that is also a trademark. no.

i do not want to commemorate a child abuser on a coin. stop asking for me to do more special shit for nick. like every week some dude tags me into this thread to ask for a special balldo xyz and I don't want any more nick shit on the site, he has an emote.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

So he is actually claiming never to have been a law channel and that his channel isn't law focused anymore? Really? The fucking name of the channel has Law in it and everything anyone has actually watched has been a legal case. When did he start claiming this?

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

nick would not consent to it so it would be risky and i don't really feel like risk taking.

just put a big nose and a balldo on it. maybe some latin that says "non-practicing"or some such.
EDIT: Aw... he already shut it down. I want a balldo coin!

 

[not william stenchever]

does Nick really believe Aaron is key there?

Nick resembles another person who lucked into success and needs better tard wranglers:

 

[Fapcop]

nick would not consent to it so it would be risky and i don't really feel like risk taking.

What kind of CUCK and NERD wouldn’t want his face on a silver/gold coin.

Sad, pathetic.

Perhaps....a balldocoin

Now you’re talking!

 

[Folgers Can]

If you're not in person, there are pop-ups that you have to click every so often (10/20/30 minutes-ish) that verify attendance. And providers will typically dock you 15-60 minutes of credit if you miss even one

Pretty sure Nick's got that handled:

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Also, does Nick really believe Aaron is key there? I think Nick holds Aaron responsible for a large part of his current situation. Nick still maintains all that mandatory report stuff wasn't real. Kids clean and fed. The house wasn't a shit hole, it was just cluttered with laundry. Aaron has divulged all the details of his debauchery and made him a laughing stock. Not that he wasn't already. I doubt Nick can really believe Aaron caused him to be arrested.

So I think Nick is more blaming Aaron for his current PR situation than actually genuinely thinking Aaron is important to the case. Seething, basically, and expressing it how he can. Like a 12 year old boy.

What Nick is doing right now is scrambling, looking for a win whenever he can find one. Aaron is on his shit list for exposing all the stuff that their group was doing. He also probably hates Aaron for avoiding (up until the revenge porn case) the arrest and subsequent legal problems that he, Kayla and April all now have to deal with. So naturally Nick is going to lash out at Aaron anyway he can.

It doesn't matter what he does because he is so far into the grave that divine intervention could only raise him out of it so much.

 

[porkWellington]

nick would not consent to it so it would be risky and i don't really feel like risk taking.

I know it's not related to Nick at all so this might be entirely off topic that drinking hamster licking the bottle you use on your show would go great on the coin.

 

[repentance]

So he is actually claiming never to have been a law channel and that his channel isn't law focused anymore? Really? The fucking name of the channel has Law in it and everything anyone has actually watched has been a legal case. When did he start claiming this?

He started claiming it wasn't a law channel when he got banned from YouTube and was solely on Rumble. There was much speculation at the time that Rumble wouldn't be happy about the change of content and probably wouldn't renew his contract. Locals has never been law centred and Nick's content hasn't been law focused for a long time now.

hes really trying to get witness intimidation. This is like the fourth time he’s done the “stop talking about my case or I’ll expose you and ruin your life and tell how YOU WERE INVOLVED AND HOW YOU WORE THE BALLDO!”

While I hope that Aaron's lawyer is keeping the prosecution informed about this bullshit, we're not even certain that Aaron will be called as a witness in the criminal case. He could only testify to what he observed when he was living in the home and that's not necessary to establish that drugs and firearms were in the home six weeks later. The evidence speaks for itself.