US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[CarlosDanger]

And is that not counting the rest of PA?

That's what I want to know.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I'm finally caught up. Oof.

 

[0713]

Made a thread for reactions to the election outcome in Happenings. It's a little bit premature but no matter what happens salt from somewhere is going to be flowing tonight.

You'd have to drag my lifeless body out of this thread.

 

[CryptoHermit]

I told you it's been drummed into them from a young age my both the Media and Academia.
What broke the conditioning for me was 2008 when Obama won I was hopeful that the US was done being the world police and would finally get out of Iraq and Afghanistan but instead they stayed and doubled down then Libya and Syria happened. Seeing the US democrats for the war hawks they really were and seeing that Cunt Hilary celebrate the murder of Gaddafi made me hate them with every fibre of my being.
So seeing Hilary and the US Democrats get humiliated in 2016 was one of the greatest moments of my life and I had a permanent shit eating grin for a week after the election.

I want Trump to win so he'll drag back all the megacorps that plant their offices here for tax avoidance just so every politician in the Dail is suffering debilitating withdrawals from lack of bribes.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Penn looking very good, They need to pull 100k more votes out of their ass in Philly to match up with the early red wave.
Not impossible, but a herculean task. If you're a Harris voter, you're gonna need to move everybody's ass to match that.

https://xcancel.com/TheCalvinCooli1/status/1853894897016934730 / https://archive.is/wip/I3qGL
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HOLY Octs of truth have spoken. Nothing can be done.

That's a hell of a lot of G's Team Harris is going to have to pull, i predict a blackout before they hit 700,000 votes. No fucking way, no cap, on god, bussing.

 

[Rykel22]

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Numbers in new jersey look better for trump. Don't know of he will flip it but not a good sign for dems.

Always thought there was something hinky with this county going blue on 2020.

 

[Betonhaus]

Unrelated story, I had a friend once who was convinced he "trapped a demon in a jar". He was so adamant that he spiritually pulled a demon out of a woman and trapped it in a jar. Because I'm an ass hole, I demanded to see the jars. When asked why, I told him because "I want to recreate the Pony Cum Jar Experiment with his demon". To my surprise, he had no clue what this was. Then everyone at the table had to endure my vivid description of me jizzing on his jarred demon and boiling it alive in my cum on a radiator. I told him, "it's a demon. What does it matter if I cum on it? Come on, where's the jar. Let's do it. It's for science."


He doesn't trap demons in jars anymore.

While disturbing, I really have to ask what you thought would stop the demon from jumping out of the jar and possessing your dick the moment you opened it to blast a load in there.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

How in God's name is something like this even possible?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I recently got my buddy's old N64 with a bunch of games. To my dismay the OoT cartridge didn't work, until I tried the old "blow on the pins" trick, after which it switched on as if nothing were wrong.
I have plenty of memories of the trick working with NES and SNES cartridges, but I can't remember it ever applying to the N64.
That was my October surprise, I guess.

You aren’t actually supposed to do that. It’s supposedly bad for the carts.

 

[invisibult plus+]

This has been one of the biggest issues with her, she absolutely cannot open herself up for people to know her, she has no personality. She has no relatable qualities. Meanwhile you have Trump, a rich guy from New York that can relate with a truck driver from rural Alabama. She can't even sit down for 3 hours with Joe Rogan.

She’s been in an elite bubble for most, if not all, of her life.

 

[Sammich]

his gay stunt telling harris rally goers god bless you is the same dumb shit fundies did in the 90s. turns people off from christianity completely.

You know, you are right. "god bless you" is really rude and 'fundie", but them calling maga, chuds, nazis, fascist incels with baby dicks was perfectly fine. Them acting like demons at the mere mention of god isn't good optics.
Poso and company should have jsut called em niggers adn faggots or something I guess.

 

[quaawaa]

How in God's name is something like this even possible?

A low information voter like that also wouldn't know that Kamala was Biden's VP, so they'd just go home or write in Biden.

 

[errforceonezz]

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Clinton packed out this in Manhattan in some huge glass building for muh glass ceilings memes.

the javitz center, thats where they do the big car shows
it was so beautiful watching so many of them melt down in one place, i just wish there was more footage available of them reacting to each state being called, Ive only ever really found one guy that had good long form footage of that crowd breaking down

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

While disturbing, I really have to ask what you thought would stop the demon from jumping out of the jar and possessing your dick the moment you opened it to blast a load in there.

I was just being an ass hole and wanted to make fun of him. I think anyone who thinks they can trap a demon in a jar is fucking retarded. But on the off chance it was a demon, we need this question answered for scientific purposes. Can a demon be boiled alive in semen?

 

[Haramburger]

We may be losing PA if we're already getting stories like this.

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Heh, I love that there are election concerns revolving a PA town actually called "Shittsburgh".

 

[GenociderSyo]

p.s. someone suggested asmongold, kill yourself. the way he cums when he drinks a soda drives murderous intent into me. "UMHMMHHMmmmghuhHHNGNNGGGG" *siiiipppppP*. fucking GROSS.

He probably also had a cockroach in that soda. If someone sends someone to asmongold they are getting off on trolling the person they are sending there.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

How in God's name is something like this even possible?

>Uh where is Joe in my ballot?
>Dunno, who was his VP?
>Dunno, I remember Stein though
>let's vote Stein then

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

every time I see a photo of some random polling station on the news, I wonder to myself: “why are Americans so fat?”

 

[Ethereal Eye]

How in God's name is something like this even possible?

Is dementia contagious now?

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

This is the first year since 2016 I'm not pro-Trump but merely anti-Democrat. I no longer trust him. The only reason I'm voting for him is because every time Republicans do something bad Democrats go "hold my baby's blood."