Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[uhoh spaghettios]

Jarred garlic is unforgivable Scalfani shit. It takes what, 10 seconds to skin a couple cloves and put them in a garlic press? And then you have actual garlic, not foul shit that smells like it came out of a chemical plant.

It's better just to skip garlic at all than put that blasphemy into a meal for humans.

Truly, even a 7 dollar microplane knockoff on amazon will mince cloves in seconds.

Food that his family isn't even all going to eat.

That's what kills me about his potemkin kitchen stream, he says his kids only want slop so that's what they always get. Feeding your kids that shit everyday is child abuse, which I suppose is a small improvement from having Aaron attend to their hunger pangs with canned slop? He makes it clear, cooking is about getting back to the "peace" he allegedly finds from it... It's not about nourishing his family, spending time with them...

A complete perversion of what circumstance has afforded him.

 

[repentance]

2. He has claimed he cannot cook with wine otherwise it might pop up on his testing. He implied he has never had a positive result.

He could sub it with non-alcoholic wine or half-strength lemon juice (my go to sub for wine in many dishes).

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Those shaky hands make Michael J Fox look stable

Nick probably forgot to turn off the Vibralldo.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick probably forgot to turn off the Vibralldo.

Yeah, I "forgot," KiwiPrude.

 

[AnOminous]

Now that he is probably sober - albeit a sober man in denial about being an addict - I think whatever is making him act all loopy is having a major screw loose. This nigga cannot fathom his loss of control - it's probably the same reason he can't hold down a job. Deep down he's a manchild.

No, he's still slurring. I disagree. He's just in that alky/druggy stage when a fiend is in bogus recovery, maintaining a buzz, but pretending he's passing to the normies.

He makes it clear, cooking is about getting back to the "peace" he allegedly finds from it... It's not about nourishing his family, spending time with them...

If it's about "peace" why did he seethe throughout the entire stream, randomly spewing hate at people that presumably his kids don't even know. Your so-called dad is cooking you a meal, he somehow takes TWO FUCKING HOURS to fuck it up, then delivers repulsive slop, despite it having expensive ingredients like waygoo.

And he never even looked at you the entire time, instead staring insanely at the webcam like Charlie Manson trying to intimidate a jury, raving insanely at imaginary people nobody in the room even heard of before.

This is how this useless faggot tries to somehow redeem his trad dad reputation, by acting like a complete psycho in front of his kids.

Kill yourself, Nick.

I mean do you even realize how this looks? I realize you have one of those conditions where you're unable to pick up on social cues, but try to pick up, dude. You're on your way to enjoying prison.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

He has made a list of Balldo supporters:

No Barnes?

 

[Kosher Dill]

The only people in the state who are disenfranchised now are people actually incarcerated at the time of an election.

Does the county lockup count for that? If he gets tossed in the drunk tank for the night would they let him out to vote?

... Yeah I know, I'm reaching here but I'm not seeing a way for even a certified lawcuck to get in front of a judge and be sentenced for a for-real felony before the polls close.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So on November 4th 2024 Nick says that it's dumb that people think that Nick is doing work for his case, reason being it wouldn't make sense to pay a professional and then do the work himself.

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Why would people think that Nick was doing work on his own case?

Well, on September 20th 2024 Nick said that he was busy assisting his lawyer in finding his magic words to freedom by poring through discovery, watching video, listening to interviews on an average day. Nick also sometimes researches cases (but tries to backtrack on that a bit). Nick alleges that this contributed to him not being able to stream.

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Nick is a liar by default and an intentionally poor communicator whenever he attempts honesty. Watching him so confidently embarrass himself by fighting his own statements is quite the sight.

Also, Nick's statement that he would like to take accountability but can't right now really shows his character: Nick can't take accountability right now, because if he did, he would actually have to be held accountable for his actions. Pathetic.

So all of that is predicated on Nick doing something that makes sense? I think I see the failure point in this argument.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm mildly interested in this one because milk based gravies aren't a thing here and neither are US biscuits (scones are the closest, I guess).

Also, he'll be using this stuff, won't he, and not link sausages.
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You can find recipes online, you guys don't know what you're missing biscuits and gravy is fucking amazing.

Use buttermilk btw. Trust me.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

No Barnes?

No Barnes or Viva.

 

[Strix454]

"Don't kill people" is a principle" but "don't kill people unless your life is threatened" is also a principle, It sounds very much to me as if Nick is claiming to adhere to the latter rather than the former, in which case killing in self defence would not be against his principles as stated. He's making a faulty argument.

What Nick has recently articulated are not really principles. He himself used the word "courtesy" recently to describe them. He also described it as loaning his rights to others.

A principle would be "I will never engage in being a copyright cuck because it is wrong". What Nick has said is "I will selectively engage in being a copyright cuck against people I do not like or consider enemies".

In the killing example, Nick would not kill people he liked and were his friends, but would have no obligation to avoid killing people he did not like or were not his friends".

That is of course not a principle. It is the opposite of a principle.

 

[Captain Manning]

He has made a list of Balldo supporters:

Who is he? Nick?

TUG

Pfft. Things are so dire, TUG can't spin hard enough to do anything about it. I've made note he doesn't even seem to trying anymore

Megan Fox (not that one)

Stupid bimbo. Ally and co-streamer with TUG now. See above.

Andrew Branca

Licks more government boot than anybody Nick has accused of doing that.

Steven Gosney

Seems less objectionable than most, but boy is he naive AF.

Coomalot

Absolute redneck moron. Big mouth (which is often a plus for us, TBF). Can't drive for shit. Obsession with vTubers is creepy. Made me feel sympathy for Pippa once (and God damn him for that).

EVS

Shameless conman presiding over a dying hashtag empire. Obsessed with destroying Eric July perhaps more than Nick is with destroying Aaron.

Dick Masterson

Don't fucking get me started. We'll be here all day.

In summary, I am not impressed by this list.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

No Barnes or Viva.

Ha. Haha. I had a feeling he blames Barnes for his retarded lawyer and humiliating strategy. This is great.

 

[Strix454]

Does the county lockup count for that? If he gets tossed in the drunk tank for the night would they let him out to vote?

... Yeah I know, I'm reaching here but I'm not seeing a way for even a certified lawcuck to get in front of a judge and be sentenced for a for-real felony before the polls close.

People in county lockup in Minnesota and many other states who are not serving time for any felony can in theory vote. But they don't make it easy and most of them never do. They don't have to let you out to vote. Voting absentee is usually best. But there are catch-22s in the system. For example, in many states you can only vote absentee if you provide an allowed reason to do it and being locked up in jail is not an allowed reason. There is also an issue with IDs. People in jail don't have their normal Ids and in many states by law a Jail ID is not an acceptable ID for anything related to voting.

I looked at some stuff about Minnesota and at least in the past, anyone in felony parole or probation could not vote. I think that is still the case but there was legislation this year about felons voting rights and it could have changed. That is your best hope with Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

Use buttermilk btw. Trust me.

And if you're actually making biscuit dough, although Pillsbury is actually kind of fine, if you're going to that level of effort, use chilled lard, cut it into the dough with something like this:

Whether it's lard or butter or some other fat, there should be visible pieces of it when it goes into the oven. This is what makes it FLUFFY!

That's what you want in a biscuit, right?

 

[Accidental Protege]

Nick has made a list of Balldo supporters on his latest cooking LOCALS stream:

TUG
Megan Fox (not that one)
Andrew Branca
Steven Gosney
Coomalot
EVS
Dick Masterson

Edit: Clarity

Just one more and he can fill out his MySpace Top 8!

 

[Pagan Min]

Just one more and he can fill out his MySpace Top 8!

What, you want him to kick Tom off the list? What kind of monster are you???

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We're almost there lads. I wish you all 7000 balldos and a million drumpf votes

 

[Procrastinhater]

And if you're actually making biscuit dough, although Pillsbury is actually kind of fine, if you're going to that level of effort, use chilled lard, cut it into the dough with something like this:
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Whether it's lard or butter or some other fat, there should be visible pieces of it when it goes into the oven. This is what makes it FLUFFY!

That's what you want in a biscuit, right?

I usually grate the butter (I freeze it first) but that would be just as good. Roll dough out then fold it back over on itself so theres 3 layers, then roll it out and do the same again 3 times. The layers help make it fluffy. Then roll it out about ½ inch or so thick and cut out the biscuits.
You're right though the Pilsbury ones are fine if you can't be bothered/don't have time. You can't beat fresh home made though.

Now I'm getting hungry...

 

[Not Who You Think]

So all of that is predicated on Nick doing something that makes sense? I think I see the failure point in this argument.

I see your point, though the post was less an argument and more of an observation of Nick's weakness of character feeding into how he continues to be his own worst enemy. To name a couple of examples, Nick blamed KF for hurting his business rather than own up to his disastrous decisions to rebrand and later went on to blame the government for noticing that he had neglected his children and on drugs.

Nick is unable to reckon with the fact that he is the biggest contributing factor in his own hardships (let alone in his own household). He would rather focus on not getting caught being a perverted hazard to his own family than actually become a responsible parent or decent human being.

Consequently, Nick avoiding accountability is standard practice.