Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WEEKEND]

Nick thinks doing a cooking stream will convince everyone that everything is great over at the Rekieta house. He's that stupid.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Is this pre-bought or garlic left in jar with oil? the former is an abortion, the latter is pretty useful for a variety of things

It is unfortunately the former.

 

[repentance]

He’s firing up another cooking stream. Will he laugh? Will he seethe?

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I'm mildly interested in this one because milk based gravies aren't a thing here and neither are US biscuits (scones are the closest, I guess).

Also, he'll be using this stuff, won't he, and not link sausages.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

At this point, the killstream is more focused on political content; than the RekitaLaw channel is focused on law content. Ralph at least has a something related to his channel main topic in the background, as he cries. What the fuck are these kitchen streams?

 

[Kosher Dill]

I want to see DSP double-perfect Cuckieta in a cookoff stream.

 

[Law]

Nick thinks doing a cooking stream will convince everyone that everything is great over at the Rekieta house. He's that stupid.

Rise, Son of Masaokis. Go forth and writhe.

I'm mildly interested in this one because milk based gravies aren't a thing here and neither are US biscuits (scones are the closest, I guess).

They're not even a thing in the whole US. White gravy with sausage bits and biscuits is a southern thing that you can also find in the mid-west. Biscuits in the northeast are much more scone-like than fluffy, buttery southern biscuits.

 

[thebigdream]

At this point, the killstream is more focused on political content; than the RekitaLaw channel is focused on law content. Ralph at least has a something related to his channel main topic in the background, as he cries. What the fuck are these kitchen streams?

It was always a cooking channel you incel prude nerd. Why do you think he was cooking crack rocks all this time?

 

[datura_binge]

I would like to point out to everyone wondering if Nick is on drugs and talking about how sobering you usually straightens you out. He's still got that fake narcolepsy diagnosis and is actively taking prescription modafinil/modvigil. That's basically the equivalent of low grade meth and will definitely impact his sleep and this impact his ability to recover from anything mentally. So he isn't really sober. And for the record again, he may have a narcolepsy "diagnosis" but he doesn't have it. He just fancies himself like the tech gurus in California and wanted to take it for "productivity" which is what all middle income white people justify their meth addictions with.

 

[repentance]

I think Cucks Kitchen with Nick the Cuck is a great new direction for the show.

I wonder if he can go longer than 3 minutes this time without seething about something.
He could make this a regular thing.

Seethe and Sizzle featuring Nick Rekieta

 

[AnOminous]

ensuring his response inside 24 hours

Try 24 SECONDS before this faggot would start chimping out.

It is unfortunately the former.

Jarred garlic is unforgivable Scalfani shit. It takes what, 10 seconds to skin a couple cloves and put them in a garlic press? And then you have actual garlic, not foul shit that smells like it came out of a chemical plant.

It's better just to skip garlic at all than put that blasphemy into a meal for humans.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's better just to skip garlic at all than put that blasphemy into a meal for humans.

Makes sense then, he was preparing food for MUH KEEDZ and Qayla, he does not see them as human.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

No, he has holes in his brain because of alcohol and drug abuse. He's stupider than he used to be and he'll never be back 100%.

We joke - but the drug exposure was only over a fairly short time frame.

Alcohol is another matter as Nick has claimed to be a regular drinker since he started his online presence, but even so there are far worse alcoholics out there who sobered up and got their heads screwed back on straight.

Now that he is probably sober - albeit a sober man in denial about being an addict - I think whatever is making him act all loopy is having a major screw loose. This nigga cannot fathom his loss of control - it's probably the same reason he can't hold down a job. Deep down he's a manchild.

 

[Oxyjen]

He's still got that fake narcolepsy diagnosis and is actively taking prescription modafinil/modvigil. That's basically the equivalent of low grade meth and will definitely impact his sleep and this impact his ability to recover from anything mentally.

But I heard that meth makes you uncontrollably tidy your kitchen all night, something does not add up.

 

[datura_binge]

But I heard that meth makes you uncontrollably tidy your kitchen all night, something does not add up.

It makes you obsessively do something. Like, idk maybe go on a tweeting spree? Or one daily at roughly the same time each day? Hmm

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's got a family of seven. That alone offers a focus. What do you make for a family of seven that's nutritious and doesn't break the budget? How do you accommodate different food preferences when you have five kids?

Even better, he could add a "Nick learns a new cooking skill" segment, exploiting the fact that he's not a very good cook.

He’s firing up another cooking stream. Will he laugh? Will he seethe?

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I would seriously watch Cucks Kitchen even if its just for comedy value, I used to laugh my ass off watching DSP's "cooking" streams, watching him burn himself on bacon grease and nearly set his kitchen alight was a guilty pleasure.

Pouring the bacon fat straight down the toilet



This is why I fully support Nick in his new adventures as a streaming, seething, kitchen cuck.

PLEASE let him try to pivot to cooking content. Christine Chandler has better odds of passing as a ma’am than this dipshit has of passing as someone who knows how to cook.

Agrees with all the above, but I have two things to note:

1. LOCALS is being highly unreliable and cutting in and out, frustrating him and the audience. This is like karma.

2. He has claimed he cannot cook with wine otherwise it might pop up on his testing. He implied he has never had a positive result.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

He wants to show that he totally isn't a neglectful dad by having him cook for his family

Food that his family isn't even all going to eat.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick has made a list of Balldo supporters on his latest cooking LOCALS stream:

TUG
Megan Fox (not that one)
Andrew Branca
Steven Gosney
Coomalot
EVS
Dick Masterson

Edit: Clarity

 

[Strix454]

Is Nick disenfranchised due to his pending felon status? I know some states do actually disenfranchise people even if it’s pending (kinda wack to me).

All past, present and future felons are allowed to vote in Minnesota as of this year. The only people in the state who are disenfranchised now are people actually incarcerated at the time of an election.

Nick is not disenfranchised and he will never be disenfranchised no matter what the outcome of his case.

 

[Not Who You Think]

So on November 4th 2024 Nick says that it's dumb that people think that Nick is doing work for his case, reason being it wouldn't make sense to pay a professional and then do the work himself.

Why would people think that Nick was doing work on his own case?

Well, on September 20th 2024 Nick said that he was busy assisting his lawyer in finding his magic words to freedom by poring through discovery, watching video, listening to interviews on an average day. Nick also sometimes researches cases (but tries to backtrack on that a bit). Nick alleges that this contributed to him not being able to stream.

Nick is a liar by default and an intentionally poor communicator whenever he attempts honesty. Watching him so confidently embarrass himself by fighting his own statements is quite the sight.

Also, Nick's statement that he would like to take accountability but can't right now really shows his character: Nick can't take accountability right now, because if he did, he would actually have to be held accountable for his actions. Pathetic.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

"Don't kill people" is a principle" but "don't kill people unless your life is threatened" is also a principle, It sounds very much to me as if Nick is claiming to adhere to the latter rather than the former, in which case killing in self defence would not be against his principles as stated. He's making a faulty argument.

However if Nick is actually abandoning his stated principles in the face of them being challenged then they're not really principles at all and likely never were. It's why they say to "Stand by your Principles" instead of "Run Away from your Principles"