Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[East_Clintwood]

and says they shouldn't comment on his case since it doesn't affect them personally.

Hey Nick, since I know you're reading the thread and seething someone is totally going to tell you what we're saying, why don't you explain to us how all those cases you commented on affected you personally, huh? I mean you're not some kind of little nerd bitch who can dish it out but not take it, are you?

 

[Hellion]

That's how you know it's likely the kids are still there right now, because Nick doesn't want to spend a fucking minute with them. Hence this sudden desire to stream again (excuse to ignore them while "working"). He gets to performatively act like "Dad" without any emotional engagement; just like it was with him driving the children around to be looked after and to do actual activities with other adults.

Notice someone mentioned he should cook comfort foods in this thread, and he posts about firing up a stream to cook comfort food. Can people bully him into more interesting content, please?

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

He’s firing up another cooking stream. Will he laugh? Will he seethe?

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Sausage (slop tier supermarket pork?) gravy and biscuits (pillsbury canned?)...

Not grano arso orecchiette puttanesca as a nod to the complete spiritual ruin of his family? I'm disappointed.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think Cucks Kitchen with Nick the Cuck is a great new direction for the show.

I wonder if he can go longer than 3 minutes this time without seething about something.
He could make this a regular thing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine your so-called "father" is making the first meal he's made in years and instead of even paying attention to you, he isn't just staring into a cell phone like zoomers do, he's literally streaming while spewing deranged bile at random people on the Internet and not even looking at you. What an absolute mental case. He should be in a group home.

That's how you know it's likely the kids are still there right now, because Nick doesn't want to spend a fucking minute with them. Hence this sudden desire to stream again (excuse to ignore them while "working"). He gets to performatively act like "Dad" without any emotional engagement.

Every day it becomes even more clear that Nick Rekieta still hasn’t been bullied hard enough.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s firing up another cooking stream. Will he laugh? Will he seethe?

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So considering he couldn't even do a roux for stroganoff, how does he fuck up the incredibly simple roux you need for sausage gravy?

I wonder if he can go longer than 3 minutes this time without seething about something.
He could make this a regular thing.

The seething is all anyone actually wants to see, though.

Seething is the best kind of milk a lolcow can give.

Sausage (slop tier supermarket pork?) gravy and biscuits (pillsbury canned?)...

Jimmy Dean's breakfast sausage in a redneck roux over Pillsbury biscuits. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

He'll fuck it up somehow.

 

[Procrastinhater]

So considering he couldn't even do a roux for stroganoff, how does he fuck up the incredibly simple roux you need for sausage gravy?

Judging by last night, too hot, and too much pepper?
Biscuits and Gravy is incredibly easy, you have to be almost trying to fuck it up.
I have faith in Nick the Cucks skills.
Maybe he gets distracted seething too long and burns it?
If he fucks up pre made biscuits he deserves some kind of award.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

I think Cucks Kitchen with Nick the Cuck is a great new direction for the show.

Know it all Nick goes on about how the top cooking youtubers set up their studios, 'they have a separate microphone just for the sizzle." He already thinks he can do it... the naked ignorance of this non practicing lawyer....

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Biscuits and Gravy is incredibly easy, you have to be almost trying to fuck it up.

We are absolutely going to see a plastic packet of gravy he pours into a sauce pan.
Pillsbury Biscuits.
And I'd imagine some kind of 300 dollar priced sausage he got sold as being super fancy.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Know it all Nick goes on about how the top cooking youtubers set up their studios, 'they have a separate microphone just for the sizzle." He already thinks he can do it... the naked ignorance of this non practicing lawyer....

I would seriously watch Cucks Kitchen even if its just for comedy value, I used to laugh my ass off watching DSP's "cooking" streams, watching him burn himself on bacon grease and nearly set his kitchen alight was a guilty pleasure.

Pouring the bacon fat straight down the toilet

The seething is all anyone actually wants to see, though.

Seething is the best kind of milk a lolcow can give.

This is why I fully support Nick in his new adventures as a streaming, seething, kitchen cuck.

 

[AnOminous]

Judging by last night, too hot, and too much pepper?
Biscuits and Gravy is incredibly easy, you have to be almost trying to fuck it up.

It's one of those things like shit on a shingle where even the retard they assign to be a cook in the Army because he has no other use can manage to make it delicious. (Not from personal experience, my granddad told me this while cooking it and that this was something any idiot could make.)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Know it all Nick goes on about how the top cooking youtubers set up their studios, 'they have a separate microphone just for the sizzle." He already thinks he can do it... the naked ignorance of this non practicing lawyer....

PLEASE let him try to pivot to cooking content. Christine Chandler has better odds of passing as a ma’am than this dipshit has of passing as someone who knows how to cook.

 

[AnOminous]

Know it all Nick goes on about how the top cooking youtubers set up their studios, 'they have a separate microphone just for the sizzle."

What a load. At least from Nick. He can't even manage color temperatures on his own massively overpriced setup, he thinks he can do audio mixes while blasted out of his gourd on cocaine. If that's even true (and it makes sense), it would require either being good at production or having someone working for you to do it.

And we all know Nick is absolutely incompetent at anything technical, and he's such a passive-aggressive pussy dipshit that even if he has someone whose job it is to do something, he's too much of a faggot to tell him what he even wants, and instead fags out and whines when the guy isn't a goddamn mindreader, as if Nick even has a mind to read.

 

[Folgers Can]

Meanwhile we get endless cryptic messages from April saying that her and nick is all over. That she has moved on. All written is a style that sounds nothing like April in the past. Reaching finally a low point last night where she is writing stuff that sounds like something out of "American Beauty". And by total coincidence, her message are timed right around Nick's cooking stream.

At this point there's only one way to get anyone to believe this "breakup" is actually real, and not just a temporary ploy to fool CPS into thinking she's gone from the household, and/or to fool the prosecution into thinking she lacks the mental capacity to be a productive witness, and/or to fool the iInternet into believing the Potemkin stream's attempted portrayal of returning to an aggressively monogamous trad dad image, all the while discreetly holding her in abeyance for a tearful reunion of the throuple behind closed doors after the heat dies down. If she truly was on the outs and her xeeting so publicly was truly a desperate attempt to get Nick's attention, then she'd have learned by now that he'll ignore it and the one and only time-tested surefire way to get his attention is to start posting here, ensuring his response inside 24 hours with a 100% success rate. Now's the time, you can do it girl!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Is Nick disenfranchised due to his pending felon status? I know some states do actually disenfranchise people even if it’s pending (kinda wack to me).

 

[Aggie Gray 59]

Do all lolcows metamorphosize into either a troon, Ralph, or Patrick Tomlinson? I'd like some more diversity.

This is peak lolcow carcinization.

In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences.

 

[Shig O'nella]

the one and only time-tested surefire way to get his attention is to start posting here, ensuring his response inside 24 hours with a 100% success rate. Now's the time, you can do it girl!

We ban under age posters on sight, and she's currently acting like a calfstruck 15 year old.

 

[Gorton Colu]

This is no 40 year old man. Through out the stream were so many moments where he looked so worn down/drawn out, doing some strange swallow/sigh pause. It's all sinking in now, and he knows it wasn't worth it even if he cannot say so. This 70 year old grandpa is not gonna see any prison, but he may see Hell soon.

Surely he realizes he has impacted someone besides himself and atones.

A hard watch- a doomed soul looking for an inch of reprieve through his goyslop.

Man, as high as you think these hedonistic pursuits will take you, the depths they drag you down to are so much deeper. You readily come down from the peaks, but the depths are steep and really hurt to get out of.

Fuck this, I bow out. Hope the kids have gotten through the worst of it and come out alright in the long run.

Some wear out. Others rust out. In this case, Nick is burning out.

 

[ChromaQuack]

If only there was a Nick-ism in the middle, like saying “or whatever” or calling people nerds, then we’d have bingo, EASY.

Overcooking the noodles has to count for burns food, if you prepared something in any other way that wasn't boiling it would have burned.

NUKE MINNESOTA!!!

And give MISTER MEDICARE free radiation treatment, no thanks bish!

Gordon Ramsay except he's a shit cook

This already exists, and it even stars Gordon himself.

Spoiler: Video

Okay never mind what I said about it being a tad above Scalfani-tier. DIE, HERETIC!

What kind of man uses jarred garlic?
No man. No man at all.
A cokehead skelly rata.

Is this pre-bought or garlic left in jar with oil? the former is an abortion, the latter is pretty useful for a variety of things from using the soaked oil for extra flavor to making garlic 'butter' (no need for the dish for this one) to cream risotto with.

 

[BathTubShine]

Hopefully Preboiled lazyeggs make a return on next episode of "Cooking with a Crackhead"