Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 58 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
A well done cooking stream really could've worked as well.
He's got a family of seven. That alone offers a focus. What do you make for a family of seven that's nutritious and doesn't break the budget? How do you accommodate different food preferences when you have five kids?

Even better, he could add a "Nick learns a new cooking skill" segment, exploiting the fact that he's not a very good cook.
 
Going to mark uses premade ingredients too because he freely admits to “cheating” and using pre-minced garlic in a bottle, which is just unforgivable.
Okay never mind what I said about it being a tad above Scalfani-tier. DIE, HERETIC!

What kind of man uses jarred garlic?
No man. No man at all.
A cokehead skelly rata.
No seasoning (Salt & Pepper) gets marked.
Whitebread-ass niggas don' season dey food!
 
When and how did I establish an attorney client relationship with Balldo?
Weren't you the lawyer that Nick and Aaron kidnapped and drove out into the desert in that RV and threatened to kill but everybody realized there was a mix-up so they both put a dollar in your pocket to maintain attorney-client privilege or am I thinking of someone else?
 
I've made some TЯANsfORMaTivE Highlights of Rekieta's Locals Stream:
These are glorious.

I have to ask: Nick was talking endless shit about people AND lamenting the loss of his Locals support in front of his children?

He really is a terrible fucking father.
 

Rekieta vs LawTube

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Rekieta makes several comments against LawTube, calling them snakes, saying they are just jealous because he makes more money than them. He tells that they have no charisma, they are uninteresting, and says they shouldn't comment on his case since it doesn't affect them personally. He seethes more about practicing attorneys and also criticizes his own lawyer, saying they did a "garbage job."
"These people were my friends but none of them tried talking with me."
"So anyways Nate calls me up..."


Excellent job on the clips btw.
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I wonder how it must feel to watch him fire up the camera while he cooks dinner to rant and rave about his enemies and prove to the haters that his family hasn't left him.
He was throwing shade at other LawTubers for not being entertaining while doing a boring cooking stream...

 
He’s firing up another cooking stream. Will he laugh? Will he seethe?

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He’s firing up another cooking stream. Will he laugh? Will he seethe?

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"comfort food for a day that needs comfort"

Next, this soft faggot's going to need his blanket and some milk & cookies... Need to play with your Legos or a coloring book as well, you pathetic husk of a human being???
 
This is a thing that Nick does. He'll consistently reject people that have his best interests at heart in favor of engaging in transactional relationships with people who will lead him further astray.
This is a fundamental lolcow trait. It goes back to the ur-cow Chris-Chan, who would angrily reject any suggestions that might actually improve his life, and instead choose the counsel of malicious trolls who would feed his delusions then get him to do things like punch his mom, try to get him to kill himself, steal his money, etc.

Nick acts like a lolcow because he is one.
 
Rekieta mentions that he is preferring to stream on Locals because he feels bad after not doing new streams for so long. He also comments that he doesn't feel the need to apologize to anyone except for not producing content for his Locals. He may stream on YouTube today, about the elections.
Imagine your so-called "father" is making the first meal he's made in years and instead of even paying attention to you, he isn't just staring into a cell phone like zoomers do, he's literally streaming while spewing deranged bile at random people on the Internet and not even looking at you. What an absolute mental case. He should be in a group home.
He criticizes that some practicing lawyers might be violating their ethical code by commenting on the case after having provided potential legal advice to Rekieta and having received privileged confidential information.
As with everything this lying cuck says these days, especially about law, he's either completely wrong, completely lying, or both. He knows damn well what establishes an attorney/client relationship (or maybe he does not because he has more worms than brains in his skull at this point), but it's a context sensitive thing.

The "give me a dollar" thing is more of a technicality to make an existing relationship explicit. It actually could establish attorney/client. And outright saying "you are now represented by Saul Goodman & Associates" would in fact do that. But it does not need a magical ritual. In fact, posting stupid shit on the Internet purporting to be a lawyer and giving legal advice COULD do that, given the context. This is why you see both IANAL disclaimers and disclaimers in the media of actual lawyers who discuss legal topics, including ones people call in about.

That's the only thing Nick is right about in this. The devil is in the details, and the context is those details. It's one thing if a layperson is being led down the primrose path by some shyster. Nick is not some naive waif. He may not be much of a practitioner but at this point this is not his first rodeo. Just talking about this stuff in an informal context is not going to establish an attorney/client relationship and his pretense that it does is just yet another example of what a lying fraud this fucking cuck is.
 
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Rekieta deflects the recent drama about him making comments implying that he would financially compensate his panelists
He’s such a disingenuous piece of shit.

“Whaaa?! Money?! Why?! NOBODY DOES THAT?!”

And pretends that the very idea is somehow outrageous and GAY!

The thing is of course, that sure: Critical Drinker and Yellowflash & co. doesn’t split the couple of hundred dollars they earn per stream. Next week, they’re guests on the other guys stream, so whatever.

But Nick here was making THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS per stream. Every single fucking day.

He occasionally popped on for ten minutes or half an hour on somebody’s stream, but lets not pretend there was a fair division of labor here!

Moreover, he usually had his guests on for HOURS. Every day or every other day.

The GUESTS delivered much of the analysis and banter with Nick serving as a toastmaster of sorts.

Sure, legally he’s totally in the clear. But he’s a real piece of shit for pretending that the very suggestion that he split the income that he Jewed them out of, is some how outrageous.

(I was actually surprised when I found out all the money went to Nick. Before that I figured he maybe kept 50% and split the rest or something.)

Am I misremembering here?
 
Nobody tell Nick what the radicals in the Japanese kanji for 'rape' mean. Or do it anyway and convince him it means 'group of women/orgy of women' so he goes around telling people he loves it.
(e: the kanji for 'rape' is just the kanji for 'woman' used as a radical and stacked three times in a pyramid. the more you know)
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