2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[ForgedBlades]

SHEEEEEIT

 

[Alter Ego]

Is this the timeout corner?

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

imagine drinking booze instead of cracking open a cold can of mountain dew like a REAL MURICAN

 

[Vanilla Flavor]

It's funnier now that everyone is shitting up the same thread. Its an autism singularity, as it should be.

Now we're a real melting pot of cultures

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Tbh I'd fuck that moon senseless. Someone R34 it.

Spoiler: THIS IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR. (NSFW)

 

[Necrosan]

Watch for the ballots coming in at 3 in the morning.

I don't see how they can pull that off a second time. Finding ballots at 3 AM? All favoring a single candidate? Again? When Covid is no longer an issue?

I don't think they can pull it off honestly, I think everyone who was smart has left the DNC.

 

[BigJoey41X]

can someone please inform me which of these states actually matter?

like isnt there like 7 swing states who will decide the election?

Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania are this election's swing states, though its the midwestern ones having the most eyes on them since they are the most populated (meaning, more Electoral Votes), and are expected to be THE election decision-makers, especially with polling stats suggesting the odds of winning them are practically equal for both candidates.

 

[Double-Donk]

Put me in the screen cap boys. Voted early, did my part. Let’s send her a pink slip tonight!

 

[Blue Booze]

God bless Trump and God bless the quarter pounder with cheese!

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

lmfao i wish i could run the rigger whipper 90000 on your dumbass.

wtf are you even talking about? what arbitrary segregation existed in your mind between these two spaces? the ONLY DIFFERENCE is that this one is guest-visible, which is why i'm featuring it. everything else is in your fucking feelings, bitch

I thought you didn't have any alcohol

 

[mlanguishi]

I can just lol that the political mod got his thread subverted, what a mess.

 

[Seedling]

lmfao i wish i could run the rigger whipper 90000 on your dumbass.

But Null, you do RUN the rigger whipper 90000, what's stopping you from letting it loose?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The FDA's new health guidelines in January of 2025 regardless of who's sworn in.

 

[LongDayAgain]

BEHOLD

 

[MugolEx]

Jersh pls. It's scaring me now.

 

[PunkinMan]

I'm assuming the thread got locked because the og thread was too laggy.

 

[Coberald]

Don't care. Still writing him in. We're just getting Joeing

Feeling owned yet, trumpcucks?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

how far away this that?

im a filthy foreigner but sadly i was unable to vote in your election for some reason.

20 minutes to 7:00 on the East Coast results will likely start around 9:00

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

SHEEEEEIT

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Too lazy to even vote for gibs mes

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

New Hampshire woman has same name as Kamala Harris, but is unsure who to vote for

"I think it would be really really silly just to vote for somebody just because they have my name without doing any research, or knowing what they stand for," laughs Kamala Harris, a mother of three from Seabrook, New Hampshire. "Kamala supports abortion which I really like. Trump says that he supports weed which I really like."

She says the deciding factor will come down to economics in particular on any raising of tariffs. She believes it may lead to more American jobs in the long run, but in the short term, it could cause damaging price hikes on cheaper goods she relies on.

"I'm sure if we looked at this [her child's toy] it was made in China," says Harris, "That is going to hurt consumers so bad in the end."

She has two teens and a newborn and wants to see support for Planned Parenthood.

https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/new-hampshire-kamala-harris-election-day/

DID Trump say he supported weed though? Maybe I was asleep that day or something, but I don't think he said he supported weed.