2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Hokuriku]

McDonald's is too far away, am I allowed to get (Canadian) A&W instead?

 

[spinal gas chamber]

my moon is still small, what gives

It’s proportional to your dilz size. Kinda like shoe size but more accurate.

 

[Gaëtan Dugas]

Did our twink boy do it? Did he win?

 

[ForgedBlades]

imagine drinking booze instead of cracking open a cold can of mountain dew like a REAL MURICAN

Couldn't be me.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Feeling owned yet, trumpcucks?
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Honestly, the Democrats would probably have this in the bag if they kept Biden - the guy who already beat Trump once before and was elected by his party. Instead, they went with the stupidest bitch they could possibly find. Some people in US Politics General have postulated that the Democrats ran her because they knew they would lose this election, and do not want her to run in 2028.

My most prized nature trophy

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By stick I meant cigar, but that is one mighty fine stick.

 

[UncleAdolf]

stunning parenting. 'i have a newborn but one of my biggest priorities is abortion and weed.' these fucking people. she doesn't want prices to go up so she's probably voted for harris, as if somehow harris and biden haven't been in charge the last 4 years. i swear to god these are some of the dumbest people on the planet. 3 children. unbelievable.

It's because she can't handle having another little niglet to wrangle

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I've got monster, rum, and coke, cheesy bread, and a chocolate peanut butter cake.

I'm either gonna throw up, or go into insulin shock. Probably both.

 

[Rykel22]

I've ventured here, an A&N refugee. I've had my dinner and have my drinks. Let's go.

 

[The Saltening]

It’s proportional to your dilz size. Kinda like shoe size but more accurate.

mine is massive

 

[Soda Can]

Spoiler: THIS IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR. (NSFW)

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Would.
...would?
WOULD.

 

[Jinn in the phone]

Drinking 8% tall boys, frying up liver and chicken gizzards (I didn't catch any fish) and watching the tyt stream. Don't really care who wins but I just don't want any more blacks for Christmas

 

[2ndBest]

I'm playing Doom Eternal, what are you doing in the meantime lads?

 

[Romulus augustulus]

Ending prohibition is on the ballot in my county this year. Might be able to buy liquor locally soon!

 

[Jacques1194]

BREAKING

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Phil as president after starting WW3. "What? Dude, there was nothing I can do!"

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Couldn't be me.

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NEVER KILL YOURSELF

 

[MugolEx]

Feeling owned yet, trumpcucks?
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Fuck. That would have been an amazing trolling opportunity. Instead of Trump, MAKE Biden stay in office. This would actually create the most funni.

 

[BigJoey41X]

SHEEEEEIT

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Hispanics have made up a larger share of the US population than blacks since the 2000's, so only now they get more politically active?

 

[Absolutego]

Christmas is going to come early this year, boys. Get your asses over here!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YSptXCSiAs

Even if Trump wins it won't be nearly as funny as 2016 because most of the major hosts have gotten a lot more skeptical about Democrats and a lot less skeptical about Trump.

 

[Two Dollars]

Donald Trump in about 6 hours:

Nice handwriting, by the way.

It's comic sans and MS Paint.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Its 15 minutes till polls start closing. The moon is coming down bros. The dawn of the final day is UPON US!