2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Dropsies]

Trump will win Montana and Pennsylvania, Kamala will win Colorado and maybe Arizona

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

g-guys....

I think the moon is getting closer

Lots of the things are getting bigger. The Moon, my BAC, Al Sharpton...

feat. @Celebrate Nite

 

[BigJoey41X]

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My doomer map.

looks pretty realistic to me in a case of blue victory

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

This is a better doomer map
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Unprecedented constitutional crisis

Not really. It goes that way, the House decides, which has a GOP majority.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

This is a better doomer map
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Unprecedented constitutional crisis

Actually I think Trump would win with how the 50 state vote goes.

 

[Overly Serious]

Null going to be wishing he'd got Sneedforo finished already - servers be smoking, tonight!

 

['Ole Dente]

Here's a bit of pre-election salt. Jill Stein pledged her allegiance to Israel after a full year of campaigning as the #FreePalestine candidate, grifting millions off of dumb white college students who didn't know what Palestine was until a year ago and even dumber Arab/Muslim/Hasan-type voters:
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This came after her running mate firmly said that trannies don't belong in womens' sports and said they would sign a national abortion ban.
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I refuse to give Netanyahu credit for ANYTHING but he was right when he made the joke "Queers for Palestine? More like Chickens for KFC". This quote incited more anger than the abortion comment, because above all else, trannies look out for themselves and themselves alone.
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Jill Stein literally only appears every four or so years to collect money from dissatisfied, preachy leftist idiots and then disappearing, all while helping to smother any genuine attempt at grassroots left-wing powerbuilding. Now these idiots are left with egg on their face and nothing to show for it except for schizoid copium rants like these:
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I'm surprised people even gave her a chance this election cycle, she stole $7.3 million dollars for a "recount" in 2016 and literally never used it on what she promised to use it on. People memed about Bernie's campaign being "No Refunds", but Jill is far more brazen about it.

Great job, green party voters. Hope you enjoyed funding Jill's next 4 year long vacation in Moscow. See you in 2028, you fucking easily griftable idiots.

They trusted a politician. If you trust any politician ever for any reason or any person in any government position, you are fucking retarded and you deserve the camps.

I'm not saying you should be a paranoid libertarian but holy fuck the writing has been on the wall for a while now, if you didn't get the point before than just fuck yourself.

 

[15 Pounds Uranium-235]

Ah, the US Politics thread was closed earlier than expected...
Oh well, those past months have been very fun, and if you would go back in Time and tell the me of 11 Months ago how insane election season is going to be, I would have never believed you.
Yet here we are.
What ever happens, happens. I'am just happy that I could be here to witness it with you, fellow retards.

Anyways, heres my prediction, for what it's worth

It's a Trump World, we're just living it it.

 

[Peguin Sandwich]

Someone call Dr. Ricearoni he's crying!

 

[Kulee Baba]

I didn't realize that the US Politics Thread was locked. I really fucking hope we get the same suicidal doomposting from Trump fans that led to that one guy with the Attack on Titan avatar to try and prove he wasn't a deformed cuck by posting his fucked up hand.

I fucking leave the thread and miss that. Wtf

 

[Quixotic Man]

This thread is so restarted I’ve yet to see a relevant post since the merge.

Here’s an actual update:

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I hate to remind you, but nothing ever happens. It takes one phone call to make a bomb threat. It takes actual effort to do something.

 

[George Lucas]

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STAY IN LINE YOU FUCKING MORONS OR I'LL COME OVER THERE AND LECTURE YOU ABOUT THE TIME VALUE OF MONEY

 

[The handsome tard]

By stick I meant cigar, but that is one mighty fine stick.

Never had one but maybe someday. It least you got some good shiet to wait through this.

Honestly, the Democrats would probably have this in the bag if they kept Biden - the guy who already beat Trump once before and was elected by his party. Instead, they went with the stupidest bitch they could possibly find. Some people in US Politics General have postulated that the Democrats ran her because they knew they would lose this election, and do not want her to run in 2028.

Biden or Kamala, wouldnt make a difference but by going with Kamala was surely an admission of defeat in trying to make Biden seem mentally and physically competent. Even they got too tired of pretending the meat puppet is fooling anyone.

 

[Monopolywheel]

Been listening to the TYT stream and they seem like they're bracing their buttholes.

Doesn't mean anything
They are gonna be like this for every election for the rest of their lives because of 2016

 

[Quiet Guy]

Im glad hes streaming through the imploded spine, because this will probably be his last election

Not if we buy enough hats.

 

[Coberald]

I'm playing Doom Eternal, what are you doing in the meantime lads?

Playing Hoi4, TFR mod as Trump

I'll be playing Europa Universalis IV.

Love that game.

What country are you playing?

 

[GameratePTSD]

Dasyu aboriginals seeing Indo-European BWC arrive on chariots for the first time in 1800 BC.

 

[Anonitolia]

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Where's that one guy from A&N who was talking about there being a lack of bombs compared to 1972? I want him to come here and apologize really loudly

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Got mickey Dees with me for this comfortable night I'm so ready for tonight.

 

[Haloperidol]

This is a better doomer map
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Unprecedented constitutional crisis

I don’t want to think about Trump and Kamala 269ing each other, okay