2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Bunny Tracks]

I'm playing Doom Eternal, what are you doing in the meantime lads?

Duel Links. I wanna see how drunk I have to get before I'm completely unable to remember how to play.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Dems will make up the election day vote and early vote with mail-in ballots.

Dems' early vote game was a fucking tumble, I don't think mail-in (if counted separately from Early Voting) will be much better or have the straight up numbers to make up either Election Day or Early (non-Mail-in) Voting.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Ladies and gentleman I’m pleased to report that the vibe at the local Cracker Barrel is electric.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I just heard from TV that Harris has AIDS.

Do you really want that, America? A President with AIDS?

 

[Fatpacks]

Media is already talking about a 'red mirage' meaning that Dems will make up the election day vote and early vote with mail-in ballots. Sounds more like copium for leftoids.

They're setting up the 3AM mystery ballot dump. If you listen to the rhetoric the MSM is using compared to Trump it's obvious that Dems have this more under control than we thought, and Trump is spinning his wheels to stop the bleeding.

 

[ForgedBlades]

DailyWire guys are amusing.

They have Prager and Jordan Peterson on and they're ruining it.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

This is legitimately exciting, I have no idea which way it's going to go because everything became nothing but giant echo chambers and they can't both be right.

 

[Meat Target]

Didn't peg you as a Stardew guy.

I'm going to bed early, and hopefully when I wake up everything will be right in the world...again.

Found it on GamePass after years of having it on Steam. That game is like digital crack.

 

[Da Capo]

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

 

[GuntOfTheLitter]

I cannot believe I have to choose between a half indian and a guy who choose a curry eater as a VP. Our country is so cooked.

 

[MadStan]

Trump has nearly twice as many votes as Kamala right off the bat. Damn the bitch is off to a rocky start.

plenty of time to add ballots. Mwah ha ha ha!!!

 

[Day of the Cope]

The most magically memetic thing Trump can do is have FEX play Subway of your Mind live at his Inauguration.

 

[autistic dog]

God dammit. I warned everyone Trump wasn't spending enough in the breadbasket states and now it looks like the Democrats managed to swipple the nipple. They haven't managed that since Obama. If they manage to pull off a grandma's elbow as well the maga republics will never live this down.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

oh no. i have to pick between josh and metokur again. fuck me. prolly have to swap around depending on whats happening

Metokur is only going to be a few hours for the early results, you can tune back into Jersh after Jim’s gogo pills wear off

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Remember, it's just till they begin counting lol, will take a bit unless we see swings that are unholy/holy.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Just a couple of minutes away.

Gentlemen, get ready for the shitshow.

 

[Sugriva]

I ate my mcdonalds too fast... it's over...

 

[Nuns with guns]

Virginia will go red, I’m a true believer.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I’ll stand by the funniest outcome would be Trump winning because of black men.

 

[BigJoey41X]

They're setting up the 3AM mystery ballot dump. If you listen to the rhetoric the MSM is using compared to Trump it's obvious that Dems have this more under control than we thought, and Trump is spinning his wheels to stop the bleeding.

Translation: Pure, unfiltered MAGA coping.