[28-3-2014] Manchester High Lego Competition Submission

[Coldgrip]

It's not so much determination as it is self-delusion on a massive scale.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Although the more I think about it, there must be a major conflict deep inside what passes for Chris's brain. His constant need to rationalize, contextualize and rearrange facts has got to be wreaking havoc on his psyche.

 

[Some JERK]

So to be clear, Chris rejects the LIES of those TROLLING ex Galpals, and instead insists that his former Galpals were sweet caring Girls whom he could have slept with if he hadn't been naive about such things at that time. I don't even know if there is terminology to describe this line of reasoning. He was told, point blank, that the events he based his totemic creations on were a lie, it hurt him, and he decided his version was better, so it became the truth instead. I'll give him points for determination.

There's a river in Egypt...

 

[SlenderManBearPig]

So to be clear, Chris rejects the LIES of those TROLLING ex Galpals, and instead insists that his former Galpals were sweet caring Girls whom he could have slept with if he hadn't been naive about such things at that time. I don't even know if there is terminology to describe this line of reasoning. He was told, point blank, that the events he based his totemic creations on were a lie, it hurt him, and he decided his version was better, so it became the truth instead. I'll give him points for determination.

Chris is pretty terrible when it comes to cause and effect. In his head the fact that they didn't really want to be his friends would have nothing to do with whether or not they'd date him.

 

[BillRiley]

I always wanted to know... what was he looking at in those pictures? in other pictures of him, he can at least focus on the damn camera, but here, he doesn't even looks at it. Why? And those pictures were supposed to be "sexy pictures" for some online dating website, right?

Something like that. I suspect he was trying (and failing, naturally) to ape poses he'd seen in Playboy.

 

[Artard]

I always wanted to know... what was he looking at in those pictures? in other pictures of him, he can at least focus on the damn camera, but here, he doesn't even looks at it. Why? And those pictures were supposed to be "sexy pictures" for some online dating website, right?

I think of them as the live-action version of his weird mugging in Sonichu #7, which gave us so much to enjoy, from "What's da update?" and the head tilt and all of the others. Like biblical scholars who have spent a lifetime contemplating the words "In The Beginning...", I have ruminated for hours just over this simple page and the two or three after it, beginning with Fictional Chris crying over a fictional character getting more pussy than he is. It's too much, as Meg says, "Wow! Too much!" indeed.

Spoiler

 

[Mitsunari]

The ween posing as Clyde Cash makes me giggle for some reason.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Chris is small time compared to Florida Man.

Is that a Cox and Crendor reference?

 

[Thetan]

Interesting...... Now Chris's entry pictures all have the same number of votes - 100. So what do you guys think? Did he create 100 sock puppet accounts so he could vote for himself? (Most likely scenario.) Did he manage to guilt trip his "friends" into giving him pity votes? (Least likely) If it's the former, he's going to be a very busy boy. The leading entry had somewhere around 8300 votes. That's a lot of sock puppets.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

He's either sock-puppeting, guilt-tripping white knights, or the weens are at it. I'm afraid that it's probably weens.

 

[Thetan]

He's either sock-puppeting, guilt-tripping white knights, or the weens are at it. I'm afraid that it's probably weens.

Yeah.... I should have taken the weens into account.

 

[boixosnois]

I'm not completely sure but I think he deleted the last picture, the one where he mentions they are his family or some shit.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

That thing is Pixelblock Christian.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Pixelblocks

Looks like it survived the fire, so perhaps the outlook on the Legos surviving the fire should be a bit more optimistic.

EDIT: Whoops, got beat to the punch.

It also looks like it might be a little... crispy. Wonder what other half-charred wonders are littering his room.

The first thing that comes to mind are melted MLP toys, with no hair and sloppily applied paint in an attempt by Chris to "fix" them.

 

[MysticMisty]

As far as I can tell it looks the same as it always has. It's not a good image of it, mind, but I don't see any radical damage to it.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

As far as I can tell it looks the same as it always has. It's not a good image of it, mind, but I don't see any radical damage to it.

It looks darker. It's hard to tell if it's a shadow or if it's smoke damage. I'd imagine it's the latter. I mean, look at the damage on the LEGO bricks he recycled into the new school.

 

[MysticMisty]

The blocks are transparent though and therefore more susceptible to shadows and such. See?

Spoiler

 

[Some JERK]

Chris is small time compared to Florida Man.

Well, I'd say that Chris's weirdness is small time compared to Florida weirdness. Of all the places I've ever lived, certain people in Florida, New York, and most notably California can all out-weird Chris any day of the week and eight times on Saturday.

 

[Sonitistic]

I just want to point out how gross Lego Sonichu and Rosechu are. They're covered in dust and grime. I don't know if its from the fire or just from them sitting in the hoard and absorbing all the grossness that surrounded them. He couldn't even be bothered to wipe them off before he took some photos for a contest entry.

 

[CatParty]

I just want to point out how gross Lego Sonichu and Rosechu are. They're covered in dust and grime. I don't know if its from the fire or just from them sitting in the hoard and absorbing all the grossness that surrounded them. He couldn't even be bothered to wipe them off before he took some photos for a contest entry.

If you look at any if his old bedroom pics, all of his Legos have a layer of dust/grime on them

 

[hellbound]

Chris really wants a time machine, imagine 32 year old Chris meeting 18 year old Chris

Do you think 18-year-old Chris would see what a trainwreck his life would become, see the tomgirlism and assume he was turning into a HOMO, or do you think he'd see future-him as living the dream?