2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

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Oh my goodness, for real? Did Trump really win? Good lord, this really makes me happy. Don't even need to have a political leaning to be glad about this. I'll try even harder to pass my college Ecology exam for the orange man. It's gonna be one heck of a month to four years, y'all. Imaginary drink emotes me.

We truly did it Kiwibros. Reddit's going to lose it for the next months. We're witnessing a prominent history that I couldn't be happier to share with y'all. :semperfidelis:
 
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Well I heard there was a secret chord.
 
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Wuornos said:
I'm glad Trump won, but all your presidents have been male. The majority of your politicians are male. The majority of those in positions of power are male. Yet you dimwitted twunts still scapegoat women for the state of your country. There's stupid then there's "should have been euthanized at birth" kind of stupid..
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I mean all the female candidates closest to winning have been retarded. I’d be fine with voting for a non retarded woman.
 
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Well I am hearing Trump won...I am sure Kamala will have her concession speech ready and she will concede immediately.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Same I gotta be up at 5am to feed my animals and I'm fucking wasted. I'm making today a holiday.

Ladies and Gentleman it has been a pleasure shitposting with you tonight.

Tommorow we mine the salt.
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Me too brother. Wife and I are shitfaced. About to light the congrats cigar. Then to get up in a couple hours to carry on. GODSNEED.
 
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Conan said:
EAT SHIT DRUDGE AHAHAHAHAHA
STAY MAD KIDDO LOL
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I really, REALLY want to know what happened with Matt Drudge. Did he fuck off and let someone else take over? Did he get a brain transplant with a TDS sufferer? Is he still alive?

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Usually I have something nice to say about a defeated opponent or even an opponent that wins. I have respect for Biden's blue collar moderate appeal and kind of like the guy. I have respect for Obama's oratory skills and ability to inspire. I have respect for Hillary's ambition and ability to ascend.

I cannot think of a single kind thing to say about Kamala. She ran a cowardly, dishonest campaign and is detestable. She did absolutely nothing to earn the nomination. She has never accomplished anything. If you look up a picture of a diversity hire, it's her. She can't even accept defeat gracefully. She is easily the worst candidate of either party in the last two centuries. She treated Biden like absolute dirt.
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I can say less about Walz. He seems like he has a genuine cruel streak (and not in the "tough love" category) and tends to give off pedo vibes, something I can't say for Kaine.

Finally this is late and gay (15 minutes ago or so) but I think Michigan is in the bag. In Michigan, Wayne County (Detroit) only a third of those votes are counted. Extrapolating that 60/40 split and multiplying the ones that remain to go, Harris gets 326k votes while Trump gets 132k. He has a 233k lead, meaning he STILL comes out ahead to around 40k votes. Bagging Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania gets 290, Nevada will likely fall in line, and even if Arizona cucks out it won't matter.
 
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