Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Is it possible, even slightly possible, that Fatrick realized that all of his trolls would be waiting with bated breath to see his spergout about the election, and he just said to himself "no, I will not give this to them"? lol no
 
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Jacques Strap said:
As much as I'm enjoying the wider salt, I feel hugely blueballed. When I woke up and saw the result, I immediately went to check up on moviebob (locked his twitter) and fatrick (silent). Very disappointing.
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Be of good cheer! If Fatrick isn't drunkenly xeeting within a day, it's time to organize the body search.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
I'm sure @Judge Holden will offer himself as tribute to be the first one out there to look for him.
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*waddles naked out of portapotty on a vacant east milwaukee construction site coated in a cocktail of blood, cum, shit, and spinal fluid"

Uh....sure.....I already searched this area so no need to double check....infact nobody go into this porta potty ever again because fatrick 1000% aint in there I promise you...
 
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Jacques Strap said:
As much as I'm enjoying the wider salt, I feel hugely blueballed. When I woke up and saw the result, I immediately went to check up on moviebob (locked his twitter) and fatrick (silent). Very disappointing.
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He might be dead and you're thinking about your own balls. :tomlinson:
 
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FATRICK YOU BETTER BE SICK OR DEAD IN THERE I SHIT YOU NOT
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*Kiwifarms and ONA discover fatrick has already escaped to mexico via a tunnel hidden behind his erotic Biden poster*
 
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Judge Holden said:
*waddles naked out of portapotty on a vacant east milwaukee construction site coated in a cocktail of blood, cum, shit, and spinal fluid"

Uh....sure.....I already searched this area so no need to double check....infact nobody go into this porta potty ever again because fatrick 1000% aint in there I promise you...
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Seems as truthful as anything Tim Walz has ever said so I 10000% believe him. Sounds like a decent Field Report to me. Best Leave the Lights On to be sure.
 
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Guys I had the worst Election Night nightmare: I seduced Nikki and shot Rick with his own gun after wrestling on the floor of the half-hovel. Then I needed to shoot him again when we were running through the driveway and he tried to run us over with the V6.

I awoke in cold sweat, looked at my loving, non-negrified wife sleeping next to mea nd realized everything is all right. I blame Cryptic Web Chronicles reposting the picture of Fatrick in his VOTE shirt yesterday.
 
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