2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Cthulus Nutsack]

When is CNN going to just call it

 

[ChromaQuack]

HERE'S HOW KAMALA CAN STILL WIN.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

"Sir how many ballots do we need to print to win Wisconsin?? WHAT HOW DOES THAT ORANGE FUCK HAVE THAT MANY VOTES?!!!!"

you joke, good sir, but seriously

 

[mlanguishi]

Wonder how long until they finally call it; Italy, UK, France, the Nato, Ukraine, the EU, Poland and Isreal all congratulated Trump already.

Bibi was apparently one of the first to call biden, so he better be in front of this line.

 

[Haramburger]

there's some great inside joke in here somewhere and I don't know what it is
I feel left out

the only known treatment that will give you a fighting chance is lurking more

Show this to the receptionist and nurse on your way out

 

[Sarn’t]

What's wrong with Gilead? Roland Deschain comes from there and he seems pretty alright.

It’s simple, they have forgotten the faces of their fathers.

 

[Tyrannosaurus rex]

What would be your job in the Trump dictated fashist dystopia, fellow Kiwis?

Personally i'd like to be a flame trooper with a flamethrower, maybe wear a cool tiger stripe camo uniform with fire truck red and grey.
what was their survival time in WW2? 10 minutes? damn.
I'd still do it.

I just want a cool Hugo Boss uniform, tbh

Who doesnt want a cool hugo boss uniform? although i'd like to see balenciaga do a uniform.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Article on Yahoo JAPAN! about Harris losing... or something. From what I can tell from Google Translate, the comments seem to be much calmer and "detached" than American news article comments would be. Makes sense as there's less division there, and Japan is not USA.

ハリス氏演説中止 今夜は話さない - Yahoo!ニュース

 

[RTX Mario]

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AP is so salty, they refuse to call Wisconsin, even though Trump has a much bigger lead there, and roughly the same amount of votes are tallied.
You can't make up 100k deficit in 4% of voters, AP.

The CEO is a woman you know.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

HERE'S HOW KAMALA CAN STILL WIN.
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I fucking own a copy of that game. Lmao
Trump, You’re Winner!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Now we need a TRUE Donald trump biopic that isn't a hit job. Who are you guys casting?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

No one is going to risk civil war over Kamala Harris guys, there was never going to be any rigging over her.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Hahahahah

 

[CEO of Gay]

THE MOON IS KILL!

NO

There was made an agreement, We don't @ him, and he won't come down here. Whatever happens this election

A truce was made and a truce will be kept.

I'll know AP admitted Trump won when KF dies again.

The day Trump won was the day that KF crashed not one, not twice, but thrice. Liz Fong Jones should take some notes. If he wants to keep the Kiwi Farms of the Internet, he should stop trying to break Net Neutrality, and start working hard to elect MAGA republica--oh who the fuck am I kidding, I can't keep typing this out with a straight face.

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And yet, Reuters hasn't updated anything. Do you think they're doing okay over there? Anyone have their address? Perhaps a welfare check is in order.

 

[Mr.Morningstar]

HERE'S HOW KAMALA CAN STILL WIN.
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[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

oh my god I can’t believe this is happening won’t someone think of the poor Puerto Ricans???

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Hahahahah

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"You will never be a real pollster" copypasta just dropped.

 

[barrow greeter]

the NBC live stream anchors are literally starting the lose their voices lol

 

[Gorillion others]

Article on Yahoo JAPAN! about Harris losing or something. From what I can tell from Google Translate, the comments seem to be more neutral and analytical than American news article comments would be. Makes sense as there's less division there, and Japan isn't USA.

ハリス氏演説中止 今夜は話さない - Yahoo!ニュース

For some reason, the author of Baki is a massive Democrat fan.

 

[Banana Nut Muffin]

HERE'S HOW KAMALA CAN STILL WIN.
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Nah, it's way too late for them to rig it; multiple news stations and sites have called it for Trump, and several more countries have even congratulated him for winning (and not some Diarrheastan, either, EU nations). There's way too much going on now that if they try to cheat, everyone's eyes will be on them - they can't get away with the perfect crime twice.