2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

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So what happens with the DNC now? I imagine it's back to cockblocking Trump at every occasion but in the next few months there's going to be some questions over how they botched literally everything.
People will get lit the fuck up, whichever retard's idea it was to push Kamala will probably get suicided, and they're going to seethe super fucking hard, because a ton of their arguments (like the popular vote argument) are going to become moot points because of Trump's clean sweep.
 
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generation zyklon is in effect.
 
When I was coming back home, I've seen an older man in a black MAGA hat. There were a few people with Trump hats and the like, having a little party, but it just so happened that our eyes met when I was walking past them. I don't wear political clothing, but somehow, we both knew, you could tell from his eyes and the way his mouth moved a little that everything was going to be okay. I just gave a polite nod, there was no need for words. I think this might be the first time in years that a lot of people actually feel proud to be an American and have any solidarity with one another.

Now then, what's the juiciest bit of salt so far? Has female Jeb! come out of her room to make a concession speech yet?
 
Low key is it possible for Trump to have Biden executed for treason? Because that's the only thing that could make this any sweeter.
m'eh, he has a few months , maybe a few years left anyway, and he did contribute bigly to this night victory. let him sleep on delaware beaches
 
Looking closer, it's not in effect as they haven't had enough states sign on to it. I had my hopes up for a second of the pure salt it would create.
It's been proposed in many states quite recently, but I think it's intentionally kept under the threshold. It doesn't have enough support (I don't support it, makes the overall election more vulnerable to rogue states/states that won't secure their elections), but being near the threshold makes a potential future about-face really quick.
 
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I'll be honest, I feel kind of bad for the people who have legitimately taken their own lives. Clearly the motherfuckers had issues and never got the help they desperately needed. Even if it is really dumb to kill yourself over Emperor Dolan, I still feel bad.

If it makes you feel any better I really doubt that anyone who claims that they will off themselves as a result of a presidential election have much of a follow through
 
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