2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[MoarTard]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Kamala to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in Iowa???? This is so fucked.

This reminds me of the 4chan tendie greentext days.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Some of these meltdowns are gonna be shitposts from people mocking the left, just remember that guys. Not every REEE is real.

 

[BlueFarms]

They're completely losing it on /r/twoxchromosomes.

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Suffa liberal women!

 

[Gehenna]

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Trump is currently a bit over 100k ahead of her in Michigan. If it's over 50% Kamala, she takes Michigan.

About a fourth of it has already been processed, Wacomb isn't fully in and breaks heavily Trump, expecting about 30-40K off of it.

The remaining 150 would need to break 80% Harris to matter. That's -highly- unlikely.

 

[Haramburger]

All of you faggots over at the Trump lolcow thread can suck my fucking dick for being the smug, detached assholes that you are. @JaneThough is the biggest gorilla nigger on the planet and so is @Trombonista for not only pushing propaganda but also unjustly censoring even the mildest of differing opinions.

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obey the rules you pink join date nigger, I can already tell you're in the wrong

 

[Medic]

The TDS 2.0 salt harvest has begun - some libtard yelling at her bf because he voted for Trump

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"I hope you choke on a piece of concert and go to hell."
Well libtard I hope you live One thousand six hundred and thirty four years of swallowing than conceiving, catch every STD known to man, and never having kids as the world continues without you learning a single thing on why you are still depressed on your life. Cope, Seethe and live forever :3

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Hey TDS fags who were all over the US Politics thread...WHERE ARE YOU???

YOU LOST!
GOP WINS THE SENATE!
GOP MAKING GAINS IN THE HOUSE!
How man felonies?
You pig fucking loser faggots?

 

[thhrang]

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Urgently requesting that an artfag draws this

@Inside your walls I think this would suit your style well.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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Is this the new one or the one from 2016?

 

[Vect]

Suffa liberal women!

/r/twoxchromosomes? Most of them aren't women.

 

[N I G M O D E]

Special message from YOUR president

 

[Kurohige]

About a fourth of it has already been processed, Wacomb isn't fully in and breaks heavily Trump, expecting about 30-40K off of it.

The remaining 150 would need to break 80% Harris to matter. That's -highly- unlikely.

"But it could just happen again!"

Just body block the orange man until Jan 20th. Enough.

 

[Ishtar]

I still think people are celebrating too early, they could “find” another half million votes in PA if they think they can get away with it.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

I can't help but imagine a scene where you have the whitest, most dangerhaired leftoid that just blows the fuck up on a group of buff latino dudes, going
"YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, HE HATES YOU, HE HATES YOUR RACE, YOU BETRAYED YOUR BROTHERS, ALL LATINOS MUST VOTE KAMALA, YOU AREN'T REAL LATINOS, I'M MORE LATINO THAN YOU"

Then they rightfully jump them and give them a thorough stomping

This stupid bitch ruined her entire career because of this. Now nobody will take her seriously because she just fudged the numbers for fucking Kamala Harris. It's the same with Allan Lichtman.

She's retarded

Simple as

If that was a factor she wouldn't had given a speech. Ever.

Of course

I was pessimistic because I sincerely thought men wouldn't vote and abortion loving women would

I was wrong

What a lovely day

 

[Liquid Merlon]

 

[Mettaur]

Some of these meltdowns are gonna be shitposts from people mocking the left, just remember that guys. Not every REEE is real.

It's almost impossible to distinguish a troll post from a real one as leftists reach for the top shelf with their language and are recommending suicide hotlines to each other.

 

[LiquidKid]

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No incumbent president/challenger will surpass this until like 2070.

And those 20 million voters just magically vanished this time around

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

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Trump is currently a bit over 100k ahead of her in Michigan. If it's over 50% Kamala, she takes Michigan.

I really doubt she flips Michigan. It wouldn't change the outcome of the race, but she under-performed Biden everywhere. Trump will probably win those at a margin where it doesn't matter.

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

Hey, just wanted to pop in and say (it's been awhile for 1 thing) that all of my female coworkers will not shut up about how much they absolutely think that 'Rings of Power' is the best and greatest show ever. These same women also looked at the electoral map hours ago and were already saying just how they were going to get really drunk tonight to cope with all of it.