2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Frederica Bernkastel]

AP Immediately started seething after calling the race.
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This explains why AP took so long to call it. It was so painful for them.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Where are the Democrat riots?? I WAS EXPECTING RIOTS DAMMIT

 

[Meat Target]

I haven't slept a wink. I had a total of maybe 10 beers tonight. I have to be at work in 3 hours.

I'm not even tired. I'm literally dancing.

All those years enduring smug liberal shitheads lying and gaslighting.

It's over. It's done.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Somewhere in urban Chicago, a counterfeit 20 dollar bill just blew away on the wind like the feather at the end of Forest Gump.

 

[MoarTard]

Finally, I can go the fuck to sleep.

 

[barrow greeter]

The New York Times ' the New York Semit(e) ' is finally forced to concede the fact that ..

ORANGE MAN WINS



and America finally gets to win again (they hate it)

 

[Prince Lotor]

Has anyone made a meme out of Mike Epps character in 'All About the Benjamins' singing the last 2 numbers of his lotto ticket which are "45, 47"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q__TGpJ-lss&t=46s

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Where are the Democrat riots?? I WAS EXPECTING RIOTS DAMMIT

Harris did so bad even anti-fa is under-performing

 

[FMW13]

I am so fucking happy right now. I fell a sleep for a bit and when I woke up to the news it felt like 2016 all over again. Today at work should be a fun and happy day amongst the as mad liberals I work with.

 

[Dutch Courage]

One thing in particular I wanted to write here is that I get the sense there is almost zero accountability in US politics. Both of these candidates have made huge, bold claims (lies) about what they're going to achieve in the next 4 years and I am certain that whoever wins they won't achieve barely fuck all of what they claimed they would. I have seen this be a common thing in most democracies too, not just the USA, that is for certain.

I am old enough to remember watching Nixon's resignation on an old cathode ray tube. And I can say without hesitation, that Donald Trump delivered on more of his promises in his first term than any other President in my lifetime, including Reagan. I expect the same again, especially with a friendly Congress and all his new friends on his team. I never would have believed it either in 2015, and absolutely didn't. But by 2017, I realized that he was for real.

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

Where are the Democrat riots?? I WAS EXPECTING RIOTS DAMMIT

Tonight (late afternoon today)

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

So many good music recommendations in this thread. Never fail, Kiwis.

 

[God of Nothing]

This wouldn't have happened if they'd left Dragon Age alone.

who knew it was so popular
the key to presidential candidates is an enjoyable game that let's you fuck and genocide elves

 

[Mettaur]

I might just be retarded, but did Kamala lose in every swing state? That's fucking impressive being so shit at campaigning.

She also got 20 mil votes less than Joey and lost the popular vote for the first time in 20 years. Her political career is fucking done.

 

[Spob]

so it looks like a lot of dems are dropping the "if trump wins this will literally be our last election" narrative in favor of "we'll just hunker down thru these four years then win in 2028"

gee, almost like that was just a ploy to get more votes

 

[Vect]

So the Dems cannot fallback on that like they did with Hillary

No, he increased his margin with diverse voters, Republicans took the Senate, and are likely to take the House. There's no excuse.

 

[ditto]

3rd

So now Dems will admit Trump won in 2020 and oh shucks now he can't take office due to the 22nd.

 

[Ishtar]

Can you imagine what was going on in AP’s central newsroom.

“So guys we got to hold out just a few hours longer, Kamala is going to turn things around, just a bit longer”.

Someone needs to do an expose on that, there’s no way they weren’t stalling until the last possible second.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Let the coping and seething begin.

Okay last one:

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

I am so fucking happy right now. I fell a sleep for a bit and when I woke up to the news it felt like 2016 all over again. Today at work should be a fun and happy day amongst the as mad liberals I work with.

All that comes to mind…