2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Adolf Kotler]

Yay! Time to deport all illegals, outlaw ESG/DEI, disband the CIA and FBI, audit the Federal Reserve, stop funding Ukraine, etc etc....

Yeah. Right.

Forgive my scepticism, but I fear that like last time, Zion Don will be a let down and focus mostly on MIGA.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Reddit just won't stop coping and seething, TwoX is producing about a thread a minute at this rate

 

[Max Free]

I lost track. Can Kanye still win?

 

[Barleys]

Alright im getting a headache from being up for so long, my time to call it. Goodnight everyone

 

[PFM]

Wait I thought A Handmaid's Tale was going to be made real now..

Silver lining

Out of 629,898 abortions reported to the CDC for 2019, Black women accounted for 38.4 percent of them. By comparison, white women made up 33.4 percent of those abortions.

 

[babadook]

"An era may be said to end when its basic illusions are exhausted."

 

[Revolver Salesman]

i want to thank @Null for adding the Never Come Down song to the front page. makes me feel 8 years younger

 

[LolRaccoon]

I can't believe it, holy shit

Attaboy Donald!

 

[Quandaries Sage]

Every single Twitter lefty is on suicide watch RN and it's BEAUTIFUL

 

[Ahriman]

https://www.reuters.com/graphics/USA-ELECTION/RESULTS/zjpqnemxwvx/

Quick update

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

WE'RE SO BARACK

Tumblr having a normal one about it

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Looks like women are going to be able to abort up to birth now....

I still don't know why SJWs are so fixated on framing killing unborn babies as a human right.

They seem to think a person is only magically so at the moment of birth, not a second before.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I can't stop screencapping all this AlternateHistory.com salt. It's like a nice distilled form of Reddit.


Canucks are in luck! American liberals like the burger flipper from my last post will make Canada flower!

America's prosperity depends on abortion-obsessed women.


This one might be my new favorite. Thread is entitled "What Americans Should Do Now" and suggests saving the heckin' trannerinos on the "Underground Hyperloop" and buying toothpaste because RFK Jr is gonna give everyone cavities.

I could be up until tomorrow night doing this. It's hilarious.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

Waking up to this almost makes the last four years worth it.

 

[Betonhaus]

Biden won these states by less than 3% in 2020:
Arizona: +0.4%
Georgia: +0.3%
Michigan: +2.8%
Nevada: + 2.4%
Penn: +1.2%
Wisconsin: +0.6%

According to Reuters of right now:
With the complete shift in public sentiment Trump easily has the needed 3% more votes in every state, which will give him 312 of the needed votes. If he only had a 1.5% bump he still has 291, and if he only has a 0.6% bump he still has 272. There will be no state where he loses votes.

Arizona is +0.4% for Trump with 52% of votes counted
Georgia is +2.5% with 92%*
Michigan +4.4% with 41% counted
Nevada only has 2% of votes counted
Pennsylvania +3.9% with 82% counted*
Winsconsin +3.4% with 74% counted*

My prediction map:
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current results from Reuters:
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If Trump keeps his lead in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Georgia, he'll have 275 EV. Alaska will add 3 when it's counted, and Arizona, Michigan, and Nevada could add
11, 15, or 6 EV.

So far it looks like my prediction map was right on the money. And my methodology was pretty simple. Those relying on a whole bunch of complicated bullshit to claim Harris would win were idiots.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

Now I want James Carville to make the rounds on the morning shows today, ranting about how "All the stupid bitch had to do was say, 'Yes, Jesus is King', and she couldn't even do that right!" and start going off on all the "dumb fat bitches and out of touch queers" she put in her campaign again.

Do a victory lap you rattlesnake in human skin, you've earned it!

 

[The Last Stand]

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https://www.reuters.com/graphics/USA-ELECTION/RESULTS/zjpqnemxwvx/

Quick update

Okay, NOW it's official. Now I'm just tired as hell.

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

Suck it you blue state fucks tell me how it tastes going down.

 

[Adolf Kotler]

I lost track. Can Kanye still win?

Nah, he was disqualified on racial grounds.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Yay! Time to deport all illegals, outlaw ESG/DEI, disband the CIA and FBI, audit the Federal Reserve, stop funding Ukraine, etc etc....

Yeah. Right.

Forgive my scepticism, but I fear that like last time, Zion Don will be a let down and focus mostly on MIGA.

As a liberal and Kamala vooter and pink triangle fag could you literally just not and hope for a better tomorrow maybe? God you’re so annoying, honestly.