2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Michael Wade]

The bullet changed things, man. Legitimately, I think the assassination attempt fundamentally rocked the republican party in a way that can't be overstated. The religious were suddenly given incredible proof of ordainment, and the career politicians were suddenly presented with the very real risk to their lives.

It flipped everyone on the fence to his side. Elon, RFK, tusi, Rogan and many more saw that he had the bravery to match his bark. That was the moment where everyone finally realized he was legit.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Have any progressives posted that Star Wars clip yet?

"This wouldn't have happened if you would just let us endorse Kamala Harris in the New York Times."

If only Bezos didn’t hold us back! Everyone cares about newspaper endorsements! Now hold on while I get out of my seat for the paper and take a long puff from my pipe while my children play with toys and my wife makes breakfast barefoot.

 

[Clown College 2nd Year]

What a pleasant surprise to wake up to. We did it my niggas. Now the real fun begins.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Just woke up after passing out at like 5:15 (Eastern). That's 2h45m of sleep.

Fuck AP, fuck Reuters, and fuck "journalism" ""outlets"" period. Now I can get some real rest after they finally called the results all of us saw coming hours away. Fucking cunts.

Oh and @Fatpacks remember it's down the street, not across the road.

God I need some fucking sleep

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Yay orange man, he good
boo retarded jamaican cleaning lady or whatever she was

Your sacrifice was not in vain.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Wait, you mean America doesn’t have a few million voters living abroad whose votes juuuuust so happen to be for the “progressive, leftist” candidate in total opposition to what all the people actually living in the country want?

Learn from Moldova, guys, come on.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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Does he even know where he is?

 

[Collections Agent]

Can't wait til he's sworn into office and he pardons BossmanJack

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

>Harris lost because she was further right than Trump

hahahahah

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Time for harvest has come

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I've yet to hear any quote from Trump that is bigoted or hatred.

These people are insane.

They know what voted for, you're a woman, you're retarded, you don't you up from down when it comes to politics

Why would her friends not be okay? Are her friends pedophiles or rapists or elitist billionaires? Those are the only people I've ever seen Trump make things "not okay" for

Lastly, christianity (even catholcism) does make you love, but a core belief is also hating the devil and his lies

 

[Ace888Ace]

Have any progressives posted that Star Wars clip yet?

Yes. I remember seeing this post on the front page when I was salt mining.

 

[吉田 直樹]

Just woke up. Did President Elect Harris find five million votes overnight?

Five instead of six million? Chill with anti-semitism.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

no more minorities, at my taco bell, muh taco bell, no more minorities at mu mcdonalds no more minorities

 

[troonshine]

 

[NEETsamurai]

Posting this classic.

 

[barrow greeter]

MORNING JOE IS BLAMING TRANNIES AND PRONOUN INSANITY I'LL TRY TO GET A CLIP

I still remember when Joe Scarborough went on Stephen Colbert show with his insane blown up hair to announce that he finally became a full-on faggot left the Republican party

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Just woke up after passing out at like 5:15 (Eastern). That's 2h45m of sleep.

Fuck AP, fuck Reuters, and fuck "journalism" ""outlets"" period. Now I can get some real rest after they finally called the results all of us saw coming hours away. Fucking cunts.

Fox was unironically best coverage of this election and it wasn't even close

 

[The Nothingness]

So, left-wing Jan 6 when?

Will the House Dems who said they'll refuse to certify Trump's victory make good on their word?

 

[Vect]

"Brat Kamala"

Lol yeah. Did anyone ever figure out what that meant?

Oh of course the Rings of Power cast being made to watch fucking 'brat' meme complications of them. Fucking soul destroying.

 

[Gar For Archer]

To add to the list of things that I, and a lot of others I'm sure, was very surprised turned out to be 100% true was "The GOP is prepared to fight and prevent election fuckery"

I gotta admit I did not expect the GOP to actually fight election fuckery. Especially after 2022's midterms, but I guess it's patently clear now that when the Senator Bloodfeast types end up losing their sway in the party or start retiring, they can't rat fuck the up and coming fresh blood that actually wants to function properly as a political and opposition party. That fucking decrepit turtle won't be around in 2026 to fuck over MAGA candidates like last time, and for that I'm actually optimistic and thankful for.

The GOP is basically owned by Trump now, it ain’t the GOP of 2020/2022. Might as well just call it the MAGA party at this point.