2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Cemetery Support]

Did anyone have a 100% accurate election prediction map?

 

[LiquidKid]

That fucking squirrel was this years Harambae. God bless his sacrifice.

Peanut was harambe, and Subways of Your Mind was Shadilay. We had a perfect remake of 2016

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I live in a blue, east coast city and I'm going to start telling people in bars that it was specifically my vote that got Trump elected. I'm going to say it was said in the news that a Trump vote from my polling place did it.

Many American voters are super ignorant about civics so enough of them will believe it and get extremely buttmad.

I wish I could be open about my glee where I live. Where I live, doing something like you said would get me into a fight - and I'm too old to be getting into barfights.

 

[Mister Ferro]

6 PM lol.

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She still drunk from last night lolol

 

[Um...]

Without a doubt, the most stunning election year I've ever lived through and, frankly, the most cinematic political comeback I think any of us have ever seen.

But that it comes with a side of Kamala Harris' hopes and dreams being killed stone fucking dead is what really makes the Happy Meal for me. I have hated that woman for a long, long time. She goes down in history as the epitome of a useless, unqualified, stupid DEI hire who only got into the White House by being attached like some shitty preorder bonus to one of those straight white men her side says is The Problem With America.

Now, in no small part because she pissed off that same straight white man, her career is ruined, her name is a punchline, her allies and paid shills have abandoned her, her hubby is probably off to score some more nanny tail on the side, and after January, she will never, ever sit in the White House again. Cold comfort, but even so, a small bit of justice for the many lives she's helped destroy.

I really, really need the tell-all books and exposes about the backstage of her campaign in these last four months and the fallout of Election Night. It has to have been a shitshow for the ages.

I take great joy knowing that after January I will never have to see that face or hear that cackle/voice ever again. The idea of ‘President Harris’ was so horrifying to me. Thank you Jesus.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

6 PM lol.

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What are the odds that the concession speech will be taped too instead of live?

 

[Funeral Suit]

The coping and sneeding on tumblr is a goldmine rn

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

I did wonder if a better VP pick could have helped Camela. Tim Walz was such a bad choice.
She should have picked a moderate, not a hard-left guy.

I think they might have really thought people would not care about policy and that just him being a FUCKING WHITE MALE would help them with the white males.

The last-minute ploy to ensnare male Zoomers with Fortnite events, where guns are forbidden in a shooter, was ome of the most cringe campaign moments ever.

Shapiro would have been a better choice since Kamala just threw away the muslim vote by team up with Dick Chenney anyway. She might as well have gotten the boost in PA.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

we might genuinely kill birthright citizenship

The political will for constitutional amendment dried out decades ago, jus soli is the law of the land in the Americas.
It used to be tempered with outright nationality restrictions (English colonial law) or a caste system (Spanish colonies) but the US is now left interpreting legal documents that had entirely different meanings at their conception that they have locked themselves out of changing.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Might have been posted elsewhere in this thread or the other U.S. election thread, but I can't be assed to look. The Young Turks' live election coverage is now de-listed, but I still had it open on my browser this AM. Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YSptXCSiAs

 

[softsleeper]

It's like Christmas morning right now, so very happy to be living in this current timeline

 

[Shart Attack]

FINALLY! This time he'll definitely drain the swamp. Definitely. For really reals this time. And finally the American government will

- Stop advancing the interests of corporations and the ruling class at the expense of the middle and working classes.
- Stop deficit spending and balance the budget.
- Stop giving handouts to entitled parasites.
- Reduce our taxes.
- Fix our crumbling infrastructure.
- Return the liberties it's been stealing from us for our entire lifetimes.
- Stop corporations and billionaires from buying up real estate and pricing the average American out of homeownership.
- Bring manufacturing back to America, making it self-sufficient again.
- Stop getting entangled in retarded foreign wars.

Wait, no, none of that is going to happen. But hey, at least the trannies on Twitter are unhappy, and that's what really matters!

 

[Radiator Grilled Cheese]

It's wonderful to wake up and see all the prople you hate sperg out.
Muh rigged election, muh Handjob's Tale, muh Project 2025.
Can't wait to watch Harris consneed tonight.

 

[VarietyKnight]

I actually think these commies live in such isolated bubbles with all the mainstream media and Hollywood reinforcing their delusional mindset that Trump winning has genuinely left them perplexed.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

That fucking squirrel was this years Harambae. God bless his sacrifice.

If I had a black girlfriend "Haram bae" is exactly what I'd call her. Thanks.

 

[John Badman]

The Harris yard signs are gone and the Trump yard signs came out. Kek

 

[Finger Pistols]

RIGGED ELECTION, I DEMAND RE-VOTE, RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE

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>Left wins = rigged election.
>Right wins = rigged election.
THAT RATTATOUILLE RAT EDDIE HAS BEEN PULLING THE LEVERS YET AGAIN!

From rigging gamba to rigging elections! The rats are everywhere! It's so over!

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Regardless of rigging. To me, this speaks to the general discontent and distrust from Americans towards their own vooting system. Maybe reforms or a new system is in order . Or maybe the political divide leads to an inevitable cope of riggers being at fault no matter what. Who knows, I just like shitposting here

 

[Super Guido]

FINALLY! This time he'll definitely drain the swamp. Definitely. For really reals this time. And finally the American government will

- Stop advancing the interests of corporations and the ruling class at the expense of the middle and working classes.
- Stop deficit spending and balance the budget.
- Stop giving handouts to entitled parasites.
- Reduce our taxes.
- Fix our crumbling infrastructure.
- Return the liberties it's been stealing from us for our entire lifetimes.
- Stop corporations and billionaires from buying up real estate and pricing the average American out of homeownership.
- Bring manufacturing back to America, making it self-sufficient again.
- Stop getting entangled in retarded foreign wars.

Wait, no, none of that is going to happen. But hey, at least the trannies on Twitter are unhappy, and that's what really matters!

We were fucked no matter which of the two candidates won.

Trump winning simply generates the largest amount of salt on social media.

 

[Still Exceptional]

Hail to the chief, baby!
*Duke Nukem theme begins playing*

 

[Pagan Min]

People tend to forget that this election proves that anything is possible! Why, even a senior citizen who works two part-time jobs (fry cook and garbageman) can reach the American dream and become President!!!