Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

He'll open the box, see no alcohol and immediately throw it away. The play button will go directly into the dumpster along with the tripods and brewing supplies people send him.

That's a Reddit thing that is not really true, that he just throws shit out unless it has booze in it. He's ungrateful, lazy and definitely addicted to booze but he's said thanks for people sending him stuff that he genuinely likes. He doesn't give his P.O box much airplay anymore because I think it's just filled with troll shit and he notoriously will cut off his nose to spite his face if it means removing control from trolls to fuck with him.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It was only a matter of time before he sampled his own Hershey squirts for his "music". TMDWU. "Trolls Can Suck My Asscrack" is even more vile than "WAF".

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

It was only a matter of time before he sampled his own Hershey squirts for his "music". TMDWU. "Trolls Can Suck My Asscrack" is even more vile than "WAF".

It's my 2024 Idocracy anthem

 

[Potion_Time]

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"Throw your horns up if you're not gay! Throw your horns up if you're not trans!" has to be projection. The boy really is worried he might be gay.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Damnit Cobez, could have early voted or voted today. Instead he went to the liquor store for cherry mead, but couldn't be assed to vote after because "the line was way too long."

Totally not his fault guys, he has ass burgers.

"Throw your horns up if you're not gay! Throw your horns up if you're not trans!" has to be projection. The boy really is worried he might be gay.

He already is touched by the tism, he worried he get's the gay from Warlord

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"Throw your horns up if you're not gay! Throw your horns up if you're not trans!" has to be projection. The boy really is worried he might be gay.

Drinking wine spritzers and discussing aromatics is goth as fuck dood.

I'm not gay
I'm straight.

 

[PetiteFeet]

"Throw your horns up if you're not gay! Throw your horns up if you're not trans!" has to be projection. The boy really is worried he might be gay.

He's so over the top-teenage brained that he has to insist he's straight/goth/whatever, he mumbles "fuck sickos" under his breath and he obsesses over his intrusive thoughts. He's developmentally handicapped and I'm sure he has OCD tendencies, which folds back into obsessing over intrusive thoughts. He's been trolled so much that he's entering Chris territories when it comes to his paranoia.
If he has fooled around with Floorlord, and with the amount of work he puts into denying that makes me think he has gotten a blowie from him, he'd have to accept that he has had gay relations with a gay man. Accepting that fact would mean his bad boy, straight, goth facade is that, just a facade. And everything Josh does reinforces that facade.

 

[DrNow]

I’m pretty sure the one cobes tape I ordered never arrived, the other came without the promised cigar cutter. Maybe I’ll get third time lucky with life ain’t fair.

 

[bonified retard]

"Throw your horns up if you're not gay! Throw your horns up if you're not trans!" has to be projection. The boy really is worried he might be gay.

The song goes "throw the horns up if you  are gay." Its a joke edit, he didnt make that...

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Unemployed man with unlimited free time waits until the end of the day to vote when it is too late.

They actually have to let you vote if you are in line even when the polls close.

He had no intention of voting. He probably didn't even know who was running. What effect does it have on him, anyway? He's a trailer-dwelling autist with very limited knowledge (or interest) in the outside world.

 

[Giant Machine]

If our boy hit's 40 things are going to go from funny to sad real fast.

Dude we are already at 'sad real fast'.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Dude we are already at 'sad real fast'.

Harder, sadder, faster, stronger...

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

He really thinks he's slick. Why the hell else would someone hang around a couple old enough to be his parents? Stay patient, Josh. Ellen will see your worth eventually.

 

[Law]

If our boy hit's 40 things are going to go from funny to sad real fast.

At 40 he'll complete his metamorphosis into a tintype of a Depression-Era Okie hobo.

Voting republican is goth as fuck toobz

When Elon Musk said "gothic maga" he was speaking directly to Josh.

 

[RollingRock2]

He didn't make it in time to vote because the line was long. If there was a line up, you weren't too late to vote...
Getting a mail in ballot for next time. Because he mails things on time.

 

['Ole Dente]

If he has fooled around with Floorlord, and with the amount of work he puts into denying that makes me think he has gotten a blowie from him, he'd have to accept that he has had gay relations with a gay man. Accepting that fact would mean his bad boy, straight, goth facade is that, just a facade. And everything Josh does reinforces that facade.

Like Alex has said himself:

“If you got a blowjob from me, you’d go gay and never go back.”

It was not an appreciated comment.

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

the line to the voting booth was too long, but not the line to the licker store....

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

the line to the voting booth was too long, but not the line to the licker store....

To be fair one's got an instant payoff for him.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Trump victory stream tonight?

 

[Fortyone]

Trump victory stream tonight?

Cobes is about as passionate about politics as he is with working out and eating healthy, I think he only voted for Trump since he survived an assassination attempt and doesn't understand trump's policies or really cared that much.

It would be fun if he did have one though so we can get some highly regarded takes