2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Halmaz]

Unironically this.

Trump would have finished as an average president rather than someone who was fully fleshed out by a Joe Rogan interview as just a regular guy who likes whales.

Not to mention we wouldn't have JD Vance as a VP.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

No self reflection or awareness. Its someone else's' fault.

 

[Potion_Time]

Fox News is reporting that Kamala Harris has called Trump to concede.

It's official, lads. It's permanently Joever.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

 

[Ace888Ace]

they not have the self determination of Buddhist monk, but some of these retards are definitely capable of throwing their lives away for dumb shit.

Case and point:
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Hey, don't compare Thích Quảng Đức to this retard. He at least got Diệm toppled.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

So, what will Trump do when he retires?

Flip burgers?
Take out trash?
Whale doctor?

Could he somehow pull off all 3?

 

[Kammerjäger]

Man I was just fucking kidding, but holy shit if people didn't even know.

The dems just didn´t want to face reality and tried to stick with Biden until reality slapped them across the face.
Trying to scramble together a new campaign for Harris but there just wasn´t enough time. Just Look at their logo. It´s really just a font.

 

[DickMain]

Here’s the red wave we should have had in 2020 (the voter shift map for each seat)
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I'm actually incredibly surprised looking at my state's red shift. I live in a red state, the big college towns usually go blue, and both them and the capitol went red while the mostly-rural plains went blue.

 

[Tiggletown]

We got his by a freak snowstorm last night, This morning I cleaned off my car and went to Starbucks for a PSL and parked in a fairly open parking lot, as I'm parking I hear honking and see a middle age white women behind me yelling saying "I had my blinker on!" I shrug and figure i stole her spot I didn't see her and her car was covered in snow.

I go inside and she rushes in and walks up to me and calls me an asshole, She picks up her coffee and again calls me an asshole, She leaves and starts walking to my brand new car, I tell the barista I'll be back and walk outside to stop her from doing something stupid. Once again she calls me an asshole and gets in her call to drive away. I wave and tell her "Sorry you had a bad morning but Trump won" and she peeled out in the unplowed parking lot almost fishtailing into the curb.

The PSL was nice and I got a bacon gouda sandwich but i forgot to scan my points =(

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Fucking horror movie.

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Montana's gone fuck broke back with these two fags.

 

[Haramburger]

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This could be anything. Popeye's could've been out of spicy chicken and only serving regular, or the hairdresser was out of the weave she liked and she settled for a shitter kind but didn't get correct change back. Same behavior.

 

[Squatty Potty]

No self reflection or awareness. Its someone else's' fault.

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God forbid they run a left-wing populist with moderate social values. No, it's the voters who are wrong.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have an excellent cope tweet for that.
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How did it work out for you?
People TOLD you this and your candidate STILL ran on this stupid platform.

Exactly. Reversing Roe v Wade didn't make abortion illegal everywhere. It just made it no longer a Constitutional right.

Running on that and troons was just dumb. Absolutely batshit retarded. Harris had the worst presidential campaign I've ever seen.

Some of you might not appreciate me for saying this, but I don't think it was so much that Trump's campaign was stellar as it was that Harris's was REALLY bad.

Seriously, whatever the fuck is going on with the remaining states. Are they in such a shock they forgot to finish counting?

I'm from Arizona. We have autism. Please be patient.

(Trump's probably got it though, if it makes you feel better).

Make sure to clip Cenk when he starts blaming Trannies for losing the Democrats voters.

Somebody said Morning Joe did it too. I wanna see both.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

He was already tuning me out except for the end when we talked about Trump having to survive to be sworn in.
If for some impossible reason Trump is finally taken out (6th time is the charm), the left will have made the MAGA movement even more powerful ala Obi Won Kenobi. JD Vance is young, well spoken, well liked, and finally came around to Trump's way of doing things. You instill him in office and the house/senate are all blood red there will be a fury of hell unleashed like we never have seen in this country. Imagine 12 years of JD Vance in office? That's what you get if you take out Trump because that is what is going to play for the next 8 years on every outlet and Trump will be revered as a literal Saint to the MAGA folks and republican party.
The only winnning move for the dems is to let him get into office and play the long game 2 years out for the midterms.

They won't though, they never learn.

I think the odds are very good Trump holds majorities through the midterms.

Biden-Harris created a lot of solvable problems.
A lot of illegals can be deported Day 1 because they are true criminals.
Trump can mobilize the National Guard to deal with them.
He can start actually bringing industry back Day 1.
He can restart the Keystone Pipeline Day 1.
I believe he can bring Russia and Ukraine(free ride is over you little faggot) to the table.
I highly doubt he is going to be very nice to countries that have been feasting on our blood for the last four years.

He can deliver on a lot of shit like an actual wall because they cannot stop him now. Telling you right now Texas is fucking closed because all the DoJ fuckery is going to vanish.

Results will keep the majority.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

Donald Trump wins.

SpaceX: "Hey, you know that rocket that Donald Trump really likes? The one he talks about at his rallies? The tallest, heaviest, most powerful rocket ever created, that's going to get us back to The Moon and Mars? We're launching it again in a week and a half."

Spoiler: Video in tweet

Tweet / Archive

 

[thx1138]

Her other vice

Sucking dick for positions of power?

 

[Balakrishnan]

Bit late but still relevant, we did it kiwibros.

 

[Megatardingo]

So, what will Trump do when he retires?

Flip burgers?
Take out trash?
Whale doctor?

Could he somehow pull off all 3?

Grimace got his back, he can keep eating mcdoubles.

 

[Haloperidol]

can a woman please explain to me why you need abortion on demand? abortion is legal in all 50 states for the life of the mother. abortion is legal in most states for rape and incest. why do you need abortion up to 9 months no questions asked?

Serious answer from someone with pretty moderate views on this. I think millennial women in particular were raised on horror stories of pregnancy and childbirth and were taught that life in the mid-20th century was the worst time ever to be a woman. Teen pregnancy was the worst thing in the world (still not advisable imo but it’s part of a general anti-pregnancy push), and the difficulty of affording kids has been heavily emphasized. ‘Having fun’ is pushed over settling down and some don’t get past that. People talk much less about the joys of having children and focus on horrifying fringe cases. Women want the ability to avoid pregnancy because they are afraid. And I really do empathize with them because it’s hard to break out of a mindset you were raised to have.

 

[Soycast Guy]

We got his by a freak snowstorm last night, This morning I cleaned off my car and went to Starbucks for a PSL and parked in a fairly open parking lot, as I'm parking I hear honking and see a middle age white women behind me yelling saying "I had my blinker on!" I shrug and figure i stole her spot I didn't see her and her car was covered in snow.

I go inside and she rushes in and walks up to me and calls me an asshole, She picks up her coffee and again calls me an asshole, She leaves and starts walking to my brand new car, I tell the barista I'll be back and walk outside to stop her from doing something stupid. Once again she calls me an asshole and gets in her call to drive away. I wave and tell her "Sorry you had a bad morning but Trump won" and she peeled out in the unplowed parking lot almost fishtailing into the curb.

The PSL was nice and I got a bacon gouda sandwich but i forgot to scan my points =(

Today is my day off but tomorrow I can’t wait to see the freakouts. Makes me real curious.