Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina Chaubal / Niraj Chaubal - Stole $350k+ from Trans Lifeline, kill count of 2+ from negligence, Founders of Sisterwood/La Zorra.

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Wouldn't it make more sense to keep her job at google and supplement TLL with steady income while effectively letting her workplace sort her citizenship process out?

Retorical question of course- that would be logical and require more effort.
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It would have, given that Greta was unemployed at the time.
 
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There's some fascinating video-tours of Eloy on the youtubes. The facility is spartan, but detainees are adequately fed and medical facilities seem functional. There's even a pharmacy on site so Nina can get her 'mones.

The video tours did their best not to show the detainees, but I can't think of a worse place to be a fat girlish hipster.
 
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I am thankfull for that. This is so great. I bet Gretas biggest sorrow is that we are celebrating, not that her toyboy is "detained"
The ICE-Train is hopefully bringing the little one to india and never coming back:

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Greta seems to think Nina's going to call her. When I was reading about ICE detainees earlier, it said that people taken into ICE custody are allowed one local phone call. If Nina uses it to call anyone other than the lawyer, she's a bigger fool than I thought.
 
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After Greta's post about a social media campaign earlier, I was interested to see if any editors I know - ranging from legit online to print media - would touch this story. Aside from having a good laugh at Greta, the overwhelming answer is no - these two troons are dead in the water. One suggested that "...these two idiots should tell their sob story to Slate.com or Buzzfeed, maybe they'd be the only people dumb enough to try to spin this crooked tale straight". Amen.

The overarching problem with this whole misadventure, is that you just can't sell this story. There is no sympathy you can spin into this story. Personally, if I was trying to sell this story to an editor as sympathetic piece, I would have more than enough sense to know my career isn't worth it, because there's too many holes. Way too many holes. All one has to do is google Nina or go to the TLL social media sites and see all the dumb shit they do and say. People may READ the story, but if regular people are going to part with cash, they're going to do a quick, innocent look up first.

You can't explain away why, after having a GFM for shots aka "Nina's last step in getting her green card", there was nothing done. That should have been it. End of story, she's in the system. You can't explain away why ,on Google's dime, her and Greta got their dick's turned inside out instead of apply for citizenship. You can't explain why their stupid dial-a-death hotline doesn't call the police to help save lives and has a bunch of suicides attached to it. You can't explain away why, on charity money, these two mongoloids are running around the US instead of getting their shit in order.

This is wholly without going into Kjel's murky as fuck past or even taking into consideration their orbit of hideous sideshow freaks. Or the fact they went after an innocent lady who just lost her ex-partner and father of her child.

So you reduce your audience immensely. Conservatives don't care, liberals will barely care - they know Nina has broken a law. You can rule out appealing to legal immigrants (they seem to hate illegals), Indians or other asians (Nina dun goofed good on the whole not shitting on your family thing)... You then have re-tarded militant leftists...And mutant troons. You literally may as well go scream into the vacuum of space.
Basically, Lil' Pajeet is up Shit Street without a paddle.

Commissioning an harassment campaign to circumvent a hot issue law is not going to allow you to emerge smelling like roses.

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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
How long til Greta goes into delete fucking everything mode in a vain attempt to hide the shit Pajeet's been doing while he should've been applying for his papers (like working illegally)?
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Since all of it's been archived here and Null isn't exactly sympathetic to Shrek after it harassed his mom, I don't think it'll do much good.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
New From all the info provided by Greta it looks like Nina will be headed to the Elroy Migrant Detention facility, one of the most notorious immigration detention facilities in the country, run by "Correction Corporation of America" shit is straight out of robo-cop. More deaths have occurred at Elroy than any other immigrant detention facility in the country.
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Its fine. If he has the bad thoughts i know a line he can call. I mean it ignores 90% of callers but, unlike immigration law, if at first you dont succeed try and try again.
 
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"Hi my name is Rando Calzone, I'm calling express my concern about the continued of Nina Chowballs. Can you make it permanent? Do you still have corporal punishment in Arizona? No, he does not have citizenship, I met him when he worked for Uber. He promised me a sweet job pretending to answer phone calls for the scam him and his boyfriend have going. No, it's not legit. Thank you, I am troony too."
 
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heathercho said:
The overarching problem with this whole misadventure, is that you just can't sell this story. There is no sympathy you can spin into this story. Personally, if I was trying to sell this story to an editor as sympathetic piece, I would have more than enough sense to know my career isn't worth it, because there's too many holes. Way too many holes. All one has to do is google Nina or go to the TLL social media sites and see all the dumb shit they do and say. People may READ the story, but if regular people are going to part with cash, they're going to do a quick, innocent look up first.
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It can't be hard to find someone eager to pull a Rolling Stone.
 
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What I'm getting from all this is that if Manapan hates you enough, you will be boned in the most spectacularly karmatic way possible. Possibly she's some kind of Hindu deity. Meanwhile, the benevolent All-Father Null sits majestic upon his porcelain throne and laughs.

(Kiwi pantheon when? I have Dynastia down as our Sheogorath.)

Spectacular work, Greta and company! Not content with coming from nowhere to completely sandbag some serious competition for Lolcow 2016 (Brianna Wu, I was so sure this was your year!), the Trans Lifeline pit crew turns in a strong end-of-season performance and gears up for an even more horrible 2017. Not only have they failed due to their own incompetence, hubris, and lack of foresight, but they've managed to do so only after engineering a set of circumstances which guarantees no right-thinking person will be the least bit sympathetic.

Bravo. Bravo.
 
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Crashing down the road
In a rusted transit van
O'er the line we go
Looking like a man
Losing shit at cops
Smearing all in sight
Oh what fun it is to sing a trooning song tonight!

TLL, TLL, TLL all the way
Oh what fun it is to answer less than two calls a day!
TLL, TLL, TLL all the way
Oh what fun it is to answer less than two calls a day!

Begging for your cash
On a rampant over stay
Making a real hash
And working any way
Threatening Null's mum
While he has a shite
Oh what fun it is to sing a trooning song tonight!

TLL, TLL, TLL all the way
Oh what fun it is to answer less than two calls a day!
TLL, TLL, TLL all the way
Oh what fun it is to answer less than two calls a day!

Merry Christmas, boys and girls.
 
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