2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Necrosan]

We need to have a primary because I want it to be Ivanka Trump. My friend wants vivek ramsay. It's only fair to Tulsi and and RFK JR that they get a spot in that primary too.

Well, RFK JR. did say that he was just "suspending" his campaign when he endorsed Trump. It is possible that he still wants to be President. Tulsi seems to go wherever RFK Jr. goes politically so. Two possible tickets are Vivek/JD - RFK/Tulsi.

That said, I'm honestly hoping that this upcoming generation of politicians can maintain the MAGA ideology of keeping America great and not fall under a corporate stranglehold again.

I honestly don't want to see rhetoric like "This candidate is Hitler and will kill us all" ever again, that shit is poison to the soul and the mind.

 

[Juaco]

The suicide hotline being too overloaded to take calls kinda seems like a self-correcting problem.

I mean if someone’s political opinions come from parroting Xitter artists and TikTok liberals and always trying to start shit 24/7, it wouldn’t be surprising if they get suicidal over not accepting the results and trying to dig the trench deeper if it means owning their hypothetical right-wing boogeyman.

 

[Not Really Here]

abortion of a lolcow thread

hugbox A-log thread.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Everywhere I look in the county maps across this country I am just amazed and humbled by what I'm seeing.

Other than trannies, there is no demographic basket you can create on identity groups for much longer.

The only people who are still married to identity politics are college educated whites and black women. Everybody else has left the church.

Asians in particular have stampeded out of the church and thrown down the Bible.

And The Night Identity Politics Died was out on the quad of Howard University. It's almost like someone wrote that script into a movie.

 

[Barleys]

It honestly feels unbelievable that Trump actually crossed the rubicon in every conceivable way. Like i'm just stunned it happened. He won literally everything (so long as the house keeps going in the direction and doesn't get cheated) including the popular vote. Holy shit I love this man so much

 

[Monolith]

Let it be known that I never doubted Trump would win, I only doubted he'd win even with the dems cheating.

 

[xXthrowawayaccountXx]

No. No one dare touches Last Stand’s women.

Bit late to that one:

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Bros, the stars must be aligning. The stock market started booming before he was even declared the winner; the economy is demonstrably better and he was JUST elected.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus I thought they were playing that fucking tune from Hong Kong 97 at first "I love Beijing Tianemen."

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Alright, $20 on a George Floyd reference and another $20 on Kamala doing the most racist black caricature voice of all time.

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

Leftist reddit women have been beaten so bad that they've submitted to the patriarchy without even noticing.

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How dare these women threaten me with a good time!

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Newsom is a somewhat safe pick because he’s the decently attractive, semi-young white man. They honestly should’ve run him instead of Kamala. Granted there’s no getting rid of his horrible leadership in California, but all things can be memoryholed by the democrats.

Nah, as a Californian even most Dems hate him. He would have been recalled if there was an actual opponent running.

 

[autistic dog]

I think we are gonna have a lot of fun with "I don't give a fuck, you guys ruined my legacy, fuck you all" Biden for the next 2 months.

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Can't wait for the headline: Biden working with Trump's transition team, begins to implement some of his policies.

 

[Kovachs]

Based Asians.

Also, Republicans are poised to win the House

We did it bros.

MAGA HOUSE, MAGA SENATE AND MAGA PRESIDENCY

If only Lily Tang had won New Hampshire. I'd probably fucking die.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

This is why I don't buy the whole red-states-are-anti-troon thing. This is Montana. The same people who voted for Trump every time he's run looked at Mx Zooey up there and said hell yes.

ZZ Bottom represents the 100th district right now. That's all of downtown Missoula, the shitlibbiest part of the shitlibbiest city in an otherwise red state. She won re-election to the 95th district, which is just west of that.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

We need to have a primary because I want it to be Ivanka Trump. My friend wants vivek ramsay. It's only fair to Tulsi and and RFK JR that they get a spot in that primary too.

Oh, there will be one.

Just everyone knows who is likely to win.

And well, whoever wins, they’d still be working together.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Yep. They're just gonna double down and learn nothing.

When your beliefs are so contrary to human nature and reality, everyone becomes a fascist:

 

[Bland Crumbs]

A depressed Letitia James declares she is a "guardian of the law," tells New Yorkers not to be scared about Donald Trump being president

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You can almost hear the clock ticking in her head.
Bitch...Donnie is going to have access to ALL the meeting logs. ALL the records.

YOU ARE FUCKED.

 

[IKOL]

They took the Vice Presidential Seal off of the podium:
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This amount of "bulletproof" glass, my sides

 

[Procrastinhater]

honestly don't want to see rhetoric like "This candidate is Hitler and will kill us all" ever again, that shit is poison to the soul and the mind.

Seriously fuck Obama for ever starting that race baiting divisive shit in the first place.