Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Evilronald said:
He somehow manages to look worse than the person who’s trying cringe trolling by acting weird.
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That's why he's the perfect trolling victim. No matter how low effort the bait, he'll fall for it every time and do something immensely retarded in response.

My favorite was Wookieposting.
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Evilronald said:
A Robert O’Neill and Fatrick Tomlinson crossover would be amazing. O’Neill is nuts and would absolutely love suggesting he would fuck Patrick to death and Fatrick would continue doing things like “you will not buttfuck me to death stalker child. Enjoy prison!”
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MFW I am held down and forced to watch my darling fatrick be piledrive fucked by O'Neill's meth cock without being allowed to tag myself in
 
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Evilronald said:
Someone is posting nudes claiming it’s fatrick? I’m not really someone who follows him, but maybe some of you regulars can tell me if this is legit?
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It's not Patrick. Someone on OnA forums watched thousands of gay porn videos to find a fat dude who looks like Rick (no homo, it was done for science). Worth it though, since now Rick keeps subjecting his own followers to those images by replying to anyone who posts them (of course).

AnOminous said:
My favorite was Wookieposting.
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I don't have the image saved, but my favorite was the one where someone just texted the word "Rick", and Patrick immediately declared that Rick does not exist and this is why your life is already over. Been callin him Rick ever since.
 
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Something Awful said:
It's not Patrick. Someone on OnA forums watched thousands of gay porn videos to find a fat dude who looks like Rick (no homo, it was done for science). Worth it though, since now Rick keeps subjecting his own followers to those images by replying to anyone who posts them (of course).
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Oh god I hadnt even considered that.....fucking hell the onion that is fatrick's existence continues to reveal new layers by the day

EDIT: Wait if he has family members on xitter who follow him out of courtesy then....oh noooooooooooo
 
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Evilronald said:
He has some sort of autistic thing where he ends up falling into the same line. Someone is posting nudes claiming it’s fatrick? I’m not really someone who follows him, but maybe some of you regulars can tell me if this is legit? Either way it’s funny. “I am not present in your porn images, stalker. Enjoy prison.” He somehow manages to look worse than the person who’s trying cringe trolling by acting weird.
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Something Awful said:
It's not Patrick. Someone on OnA forums watched thousands of gay porn videos to find a fat dude who looks like Rick (no homo, it was done for science). Worth it though, since now Rick keeps subjecting his own followers to those images by replying to anyone who posts them (of course).
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It's worse than that IIRC the lore correctly - they found some fat faggot swinger couple that looked surprisingly like Rick and Nikk. Or maybe there's more than one, wouldn't surprise me, all fat midwesterners look the same.
 
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AnOminous said:
That's why he's the perfect trolling victim. No matter how low effort the bait, he'll fall for it every time and do something immensely retarded in response.

My favorite was Wookieposting.
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I gotta find a full archive of these because there are so many gems. I'm trying to find the diaper fetish text chain and his frantic "STOP" texts but still have this fucking evil exchange that never fails to make me ugly laugh
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Evilronald said:
No it is you who is a piece of shit stalker child. Coming on to kiwifarms to talk about politics rather than the actual subject of this thread. You belong in kiwifarms prison for bringing such low quality posts here and wasting our time. Maybe Robert O’Neill can track you down and make you squeal like Patrick.
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Much like her boyfriend, she's a literal retard without a modicum of self control. She acts purely on instinct, like a crab with Down syndrome.
 
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Says he was going to take a break for a week. Back to tweeting 2 hours later and says we’re going to have concentration camps and slaves. He’s clearly even more broken than before. I’m sure the Milwaukee police will be thrilled when he does something crazy soon.
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Patrick please do something wild if you can't win the elections win LOTY please Patrick do to DC
 
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I'm still digging in the thread he linked.....fuck my ass he actually might be saner now than he was during drumpf's first term.
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I dont wanna get hopes up or anything but going by this kind of data....the past near 4k pages of this thread may just be the fucking preamble for neo-drumpf era fatrick's descent into utter fucking porcine madness

EDIT: eeeeeerm.......
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The use of the word "final" is what really catches the eye in this uh....clarification
 
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Judge Holden said:
I'm still digging in the thread he linked.....fuck my ass he actually might be saner now than he was during drumpf's first term.
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I dont wanna get hopes up or anything but going by this kind of data....the past near 4k pages of this thread may just be the fucking preamble for neo-drumpf era fatrick's descent into utter fucking porcine madness

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The use of the word "final" is what really catches the eye in this uh....clarification
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The brothermen completely broke this fat retard. No more "actual tough guy who will spoonfeed you your teeth", no more claims of knife fighting experience, no more open desire for civil war. He's a battered wife these days compared to this.
 
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