2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Boss Hawg]

Do you guys think she’s gonna come back in 2028 to haunt JD Vance

They will memory hole her while they try to reorganize

 

[MugolEx]

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Remember when that dumb bitch said that Kamala's husband was redefining masculinity:

 

[The Punished Mitch]

BEGONE, KACKLING KOKONUT KAMEL

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Do you guys think she’s gonna come back in 2028 to haunt JD Vance

This bitch couldn't haunt an outhouse, it'll probably be Newsom or some other upstart waiting in the wings, Kamala is finished.

 

[Greasy Goblin]

"Alright everybody, Kamala is about to consneed, what music should we play over the speakers? We want to to be presidential!"
Harris Campaign for some fucking reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo_QeYg1uf8

 

[Strix454]

She was drunk? This bitch talked 10 minutes without saying something coherent

That how she normally talks when she isn't doing a script. This is the real Kamala. They one they had to carefully hide during the campaign.

 

[John Badman]

Ooo, aack

 

[Flaggy but One]

Lmao she had the same philosophy as Vaush's cope video, - "On a long enough timeline 'it's so over' will always be followed by 'we're so back." I.e. no mistakes were made, we'll keep doing the same shit and our time will simply just come.

 

[Breadbassket]

Kamala: "We must accept the results of this election." The crowd then boos when she says she congratulated Trump on his victory.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

LOL LOOK AT THAT BROCOLLI HAIRED ZOOMER FAG CRY

 

[Sprocket]

I grade that speech a wet fart/10.

No "nazi this" or "Hitler that".

 

[RodgerDodger]

IS THAT FUCKING IT?
TEN FUCKING MINUTESSSSSSS

That's 19 minutes without a drink. She was starting to sober up.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Lol the war cry of telling women to not let government tell them what to do with their bodies when they're literally screaming for the government to help them get abortions.

I'm so glad this cunt isn't going to be president, her voice makes my ears (right ear in this case) hurt like hell, her vocal fry just hits a sore spot every single syllable and lip smack she makes.

 

[rbzfan]

LOOK AT THE COPE AND CRYING!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[RaxxScholar]

is nancy pelosi crying

 

[Law]

This is boring and uninspiring, holy shit…

SHOW YOUR TITS!!!!

Found the pornbrained coomer

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

This is what AI generated for me when I asked for Kamala Harris 10 minute concession speech, very similar:

Spoiler

Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Americans, friends, and supporters,

Tonight, I stand before you with a heart full of gratitude and a spirit lifted by the journey we've shared together. While the outcome of this election is not what we hoped for, I am immensely proud of the campaign we ran and the values we stood for.

First and foremost, I want to thank each and every one of you. To the volunteers who knocked on doors and made countless phone calls, to the donors who believed in our vision, and to every voter who placed their trust in me—you have my deepest appreciation. Your dedication and passion have been the backbone of this movement.

I also want to extend my congratulations to my opponent on a hard-fought campaign. In our democracy, the will of the people is paramount, and I respect their decision. I pledge to work toward a smooth transition and to support efforts that unite our nation.

This campaign was never just about one person or one election. It was about the enduring ideals that define us as Americans: equality, justice, and opportunity for all. We aimed to address the challenges facing our nation and to lift up the voices of those who too often go unheard.

To the young people who invested their hopes and dreams in this campaign, I say: Do not be discouraged. Your energy and vision are vital to our future. Continue to advocate for change, to question injustice, and to strive for a better world. The journey toward progress is long, but it is a path worth walking.

We may have fallen short in this election, but our fight does not end here. Let us remember that progress is not linear; it requires persistence, resilience, and unwavering commitment. Together, we have started conversations that will continue to shape the national dialogue.

As we move forward, I urge all of us to find common ground, to listen to one another, and to work collectively toward solutions that benefit all Americans. Our challenges are great, but so is our capacity for goodness, innovation, and unity.

In closing, I am filled with hope—hope rooted in the fundamental belief that together, we can overcome any obstacle. Let us carry this spirit forward, dedicating ourselves to the work that remains.

Thank you, God bless you all, and God bless the United States of America.

 

[Ace888Ace]

Well, that was an embarrassment from top to bottom. Then again, so was the campaign

 

[Schmeated Ted]

That how she normally talks when she isn't doing a script. This is the real Kamala. They one they had to carefully hide during the campaign.

Because she's normally drunk.