2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Cemetery Support]

Bros I’ve never felt so optimistic before in my entire life. I’ve been a fat NEET for the past few years but I want to lose weight and start working again because I finally feel like I have something to live for now.

You realize that if you don’t follow through on this, you’re no better than the people this forum was made to mock, right?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

These numbers for Harris are insane. She did so bad.

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And since most of the fraud in 2020 would have been in the swing states . . . well, this is probably pretty accurate.

Kamala Harris was more demoralizing to the Democratic base than Hilary Clinton, and Hilary Clinton even had the honor of blackpilling the Bernie bros.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

 

[Burnt Effigy]

We live in the funniest timeline. Have to be.

https://xcancel.com/Caitlyn_Jenner/status/1854282973949972850 / https://archive.is/wip/3t6Iy

 

[MugolEx]

>statement by PRESIDENT OBAMA
not even "Former"
lmfao

They just don't want to let the dream die. In 2008 it seemed like the republicans would never when again. Then here comes the Big Bad Orange King to remind them their worldview is a fantasy.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Time for the new Underground Railroad
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The year is 2026. A visibly pregnant  woman chest feeder with a bonus hole is laying underneath a crawl space while MAGA extremists are searching the home above. They don't find her so they rape the homeowner before they leave. The woman is then loaded up into a refrigerator box amd placed in the back of a UPS truck where she is delivered to the State of Minnesota. There she is greeted by Tampon Tim where she informs him shes going into labor. They rush her to the hospital where she tragically gives birth before the baby can be aborted. In a stunning act of defiance against the fascist Trump regime, Tampon Tim grabs the infant by its ankles and whips it against a wall as hard as he can. Thus the New Underground Railroad chugs on.

 

[Barleys]

Alphabet agencies are scrambling to shred any documents about the 2020 elections as we speak.

 

[Fred Herbert]

It is hard to feel sympathy for cross dressing child grooming pedophile mutilated freaks.

Actually scratch that, it is impossible to feel sympathy for them.

 

[Strix454]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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https://x.com/MarkHamill/status/1854289131247198658

https://archive.ph/W4eVw

Yeah Mark Hamill. You don't live in America. You live in a bubble called Hollywood.

 

[MugolEx]

 

[NoReturn]

A FUCKING SQUIRREL GOT ON STAGE, GOD'S PLAN!

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The democrats made their decision when they ignored Birdie Sanders.

 

[MeltyTW]

This year, they are angry about it but most of them were not surprised by it. The popular vote this time also seemed crushing for them. It was fun watching them lose, but not as fun as 2016.

Also at least for me there's this air of finality about it. It's not hype so much as just waves of catharsis as tons of things they tried to hide were exposed. The silent majority was real the backlash to dei and anti male anti white shit is real and isn't just ten guys online in the basement all the concerns they tries to bury were made undeniable even to some of the most crooked propagandist station viewers and there's just nothing for them except a less funny to watch just unhealthy sense of defeat and self loathing and less outward angry lashing

 

[Scalar wave Physicist]

Salt from Plebbit has been pretty good so far but other platforms that are heavily populated by leftists like bluesky or certain fediverse instances also have some good stuff:

 

[The Saltening]

"Uneductaed white women" @GameratePTSD
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Leftists really cant get over they went to college for nothing, huh?

why do they hate white women so much

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I said this when Harris was deciding who her VP was gonna be but if she had chosen Mark Hamill, she would have won. Instead she chose Jar Jar Binks with the same creepy bug eyes. Shame.... Now the empire will survive a thousand years!

 

[shekelshoah666]

These numbers for Harris are insane. She did so bad.

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It's crazy. Dems have to be VERY careful for 2028 because if they run their usual obama platform shit it could be over very fast for whoever goes up against Vance. These margins will also push way more fundraising for down ballot stuff in those states too.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Time for the new Underground Railroad
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Let’s just say this was actually something that needed to exist, for arguments sake.

Pretty sure the Underground Railroad worked because those that were a part of it didn’t go around screaming at the top of their lungs that they were doing it.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

They’re so deranged and disconnected, they don’t even realize they can just buy a gun. Cause you know, SECOND AMENDMENT!! BAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOO GUN STORE OWNERS ARE DRUMPF FASCISTS!!!!! THEY'LL SNIFF YOU OUT AND TURN YOU IN TO THE DEATH SQUADS!!!!@ OR THEYLL JUST KILL YOU

 

[6MillionCoofs]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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https://x.com/MarkHamill/status/1854289131247198658

https://archive.ph/W4eVw

He’s not wrong.

But dosen’t realise that’s because they went insane.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

pRedditors, totally sane.