2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

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Gar For Archer said:
Of course. 2016 was an amazing underdog story but 2024 is the culmination of a nearly decade-long emotional rollercoaster of truly unfathomable plot twists. Absolutely the most kino thing is the fucking steal. Absolutely devastating when it happened, but in retrospect it was the adversity that drove Trump to go on a training arc and find new nakamas (former enemies, even) to go even further beyond. It is absolutely poetic that the villain’s own actions - the greedy desire to secure more power NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW - is directly responsible not only for Trump’s powerup but also for their own eventual downfall, and that had they not stolen 2020, they would’ve actually won the long game.

You literally can’t write a story as good as the reality of what actually fucking happened.
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Narratives like this are the currency of populist movements. The common man yearns for great yarns about great men doing great deeds. Such tales elevate the soul, and have been increasingly rare even in entertainment. Now people feel like they are living in one.

Trump is denied his rightful title by scheming contemptible niggerfaggots. He is driven into the wilderness for 4 long years. He and his allies are harried and harassed with lawfare, jail sentences and debanking. His people are subjected to cruel near-daily humiliations by his victorious foes. Still, he persists. He gets through the lawsuits and the bullshit, all the while he builds a new coalition, draws in new allies, drives out the snakes and organizes his forces.

The election comes around and he enters the ring. Apart from the second debate, he dominates. His instincts for PR are impeccable. He turns almost every gaffe into a win. He's doing so well the eponymous "they" take their shot, literally. Trump, through an act of divine intervention, narrowly avoids a gruesome and public death. He was supposed to die that day. Instead, he rose from the dead, reborn and baptized in blood, and rallied his people to victory.

And what a victory it was. A blowout, too big to rig, etc. Kamala doesn't outperform Biden in a single county while Trump makes historic gains in multiple battlegrounds. His people are organized, lawyers are on standby to shutdown any shenanigans. It looks so bad questions about 2020 are being raised again. Elite unity is crumbling as some begin to break for Trump, signalling the start of an elite preference cascade. Many are ready to "put the woke away."

Trump returns to the Oval Office renewed and more resolved than ever. This is not the Trump of 2016. His years in exile and near death experience have changed him. Some might say he is becoming the man history needs him to be.

Furthermore, he has a movement at his back now. They are his people, and he is their man. Their mutual loyalty was founded from necessity but is now sealed by blood. They have a clear plan of action in the Agenda 47 platform. Failure means doom. More than that, they have a convincing popular mandate. The voters decisively rebuked the previous 4 years and embraced the MAGA message. Border sanity, economic prosperity, restoration of order, global peace.

Obviously, this is a smoothed over and romanticized simplification of the real story. But this is the narrative gathering around Trump.
 
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Boss Hawg said:
I like how the lefty response to losing is running away to Canada or suicide.
While the right went to the seat of government and demanded a clarification of the results.
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That doesn't really say good things about the average MAGA voter when the reaction to a negative result was to throw a tantrum and claim shit is rigged unlike the current leftist reaction.
 
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The Saltening said:
why do they hate white women so much 🤔
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Black women hate us because they are considered the least sexually desirable demographic while we are the most desirable. Nobody wants a black woman more than a white woman, statistically speaking. Not even if she’s an educated one with the good hair and a job in television. They hate us cuz they ain’t us.
Nicholas II of Russia said:
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Whatever your opinion on politics may be, you have to agree that this is not normal behavior.

This is just primal chimpanzee screeching.
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I am most concerned by the fact that this woman is wearing scrubs. I hope that, whatever her feelings on the election, she is able to distance herself emotions from whatever care-giving job she likely works.
 
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gamerweeb1 said:
And now Kamala getting lower turnout is actually proof that 2020 was rigged? Seems a bit hypocritical.
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Well. With the 2020 and 2024 election data, you and anyone else on the left in media, in academia or anywhere else has a golden opportunity where those 20 million votes came from in 2020 and where they went in 2024.

SOMETHING odd happened. Did 20 million democratic voters from 2020 all really decide this election not to vote at all? Because that is what the numbers are saying. Those votes didn't go to trump. They just disappeared from the election entirely.

Those votes are not there in 2016, they appear in 2020, they are gone in 2024.

If there are 20 million democratic voters who didn't vote this time, you would think that would be a big story that even democrats would want to understand. That it would be a big part of the post-election coverage. But no. Silence.
 
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ono said:
TWO SCOOPS, TWO TERMS!!
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Biden and trump both had an ice cream thing. Did Kamala? No? Yeah that's what I fucking thought!
CaddestSlown said:
Some wild Homestuck autists out in the wild, in their natural habitat, friendly spaces where opposing viewpoints can't usually reach them.
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They should be happy we didn't get the ICP presidency timeline predicted in homestuck!
 
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I don't know bros, posts like this are making me wish i could vote for Trump again. lol
 
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raspberry mocha said:
Republicans are going to pander hard after their apparent success with blacks and Latinxs. They figured out how to idpol.

Who can forget this horrifying tweet from the last election? It might actually come true.
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I mean
- Tulsi is Samoan and a Woman
- RFK is disabled
- Vance is a millenial
- Elon is technically a minority, as an African American

Trump is the only one that sticks out, to be quite honest.
 
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Frederica Bernkastel said:
Its unlikely Casey catches up based on the math. Some people have called it based on that.
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Yea right after I posted I read Philadephia had almost wrapped up other than mail ins and Cambria is rural. It has some mechanical issue slowing it down. Might be called tonight AP said and I guess someone on CNN said it's pretty much over now. Nevada is looking like it will flip back though since mail ins for Vegas are being counted and the lead is miniscule.
 
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Law said:
I'd like to believe that Trump supporters are accepting of women and don't scapegoat white women, but this thread has so much seething in it, I'm not convinced. It's like, am I being shown acceptance, because they see me as someone who's trust they want to earn? Or do they see me as a shiftless irresponsible moron who's genetically incapable of leadership?
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I think women should be respected, but also that they want to be led for the most part. Women did not vote for Hillary or Kamala. They don't mind jumping in and taking the reigns occasionally, but I felt Kamala didn't even want to be in charge that bad. I also think without 99% of the media and culture screaming and supporting her and showing her what to do she would have had no chance or even the will to run the way Trump did having to run against every court, assassin, antifa member and media personality in America. I dont think a woman would have ever been able to deal with this and I don't think something like this would have ever happened if it was a woman. I can't keep hearing these accusations of sexism when the left is so insanely guilty of it as well.
Any man that raises men's issues has been called an incel and had their opinion thrown in the garbage for 20+ years. 80% of suicides are white men, 80+% of homeless population is white men, 80% of homicide victims and workplace deaths. But you never hear about a single one of these. The democrats own page of who we serve conspicuously excludes men. The men that grew up with all this were never the ones oppressing women but this is a generation of men that is having to pay for it. The more discussions get shut down with insults and censorship the more extremist and unhealthy the conversations are going to become.
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Despite pessimism and what looked like a repeat of 2020 as the votes were being counted, I predicted Trump could win because of "go woke go broke" being a thing, the "too big to rig" tactic, and how bad things have gone in the 2020 to 2024 term. Seems that had enough conservative voters "thrown in the towel", not voted at all, and were all "what's the point of voting if it's gonna be rigged anyway?", that could've been the only way Harris could've won. Anyway, it looks like voting isn't so futile after all.
 
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