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If something catastrophic did happen between NAL and Cobes (and it's still a possibility given that neither one can shut up about the other), I would LOVE to see it covered in the mainstream media, including just how they would be portrayed to the uninformed.

I used to have a subscription to Rolling Stone magazine way back in the day, and they would have long articles dedicated to particularly interesting crimes. I don't know if they still do that, but one dedicated to Cobes and NAL would be a humdinger.
 
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sugartits said:
After bragging for being sober for 5 days, drunk NAL did a series of lives behind walmart.
Not really saying much, but she did have her tits out for some reason and rushed away when someone drove up.
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She literally just listens to some idiotic podcast loudly and says nothing for 30
min. eventually does turn it off and start yapping:
she’s claiming she is 2 hours from home, has been wanting to make focaccia for YEARS. she’s an hour from walmart (def NOT in a walmart parking lot at the time of filming)
She isn’t sure why anyone watches her, is def not because she’s a wet brained retard who can’t log off or stfu.

do we think she went to the legal aid office via bus? pretty sure her usual travel radius is like 4km from her home

ETA she was on her bike at the end, clearly at the walmart lmaooooo
 
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lemon_zest said:
She literally just listens to some idiotic podcast loudly and says nothing for 30
min. eventually does turn it off and start yapping:
she’s claiming she is 2 hours from home, has been wanting to make focaccia for YEARS. she’s an hour from walmart (def NOT in a walmart parking lot at the time of filming)
She isn’t sure why anyone watches her, is def not because she’s a wet brained retard who can’t log off or stfu.

do we think she went to the legal aid office via bus? pretty sure her usual travel radius is like 4km from her home
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2 hours lmao

Norfolk isn't far from VA Beach at all.
 
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sugartits said:
After bragging for being sober for 5 days, drunk NAL did a series of lives behind walmart.
Not really saying much, but she did have her tits out for some reason and rushed away when someone drove up.
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Wow. She's got absolutely no sense of danger or self awareness. First she wears fishnets while she steals a cat from a homeless camp in the woods and now she's got her knee knockers out in a Wommart parking lot late at night.
 
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Agares said:
Wow. She's got absolutely no sense of danger or self awareness. First she wears fishnets while she steals a cat from a homeless camp in the woods and now she's got her knee knockers out in a Wommart parking lot late at night.
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yeah I fully think she was doing some horny self nipple play while streaming in a parking lot
 
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The amusing part is all Wal-Marts will have camera systems around the perimeter of the store for loss prevention/safety, especially around the back where the loading dock and storage containers are dropped. For sure the management are having a field day watching this nutcase because motion detection will alert someone prowling around back there.

As much as she goes back there, I have been seriously wondering if she is tricking when desperate for money. She's been raging more lately that no one is giving her money through her lives and bitching about how Cobra gets everything he wants, etc. She has to have a steady supply of weed and alcohol to live with herself so money has to come in from somewhere.
 
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Teeter said:
I have been seriously wondering if she is tricking when desperate for money
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That has been one of Messica's theories. Although she does have paypigs willing to buy her plane tickets, I don't think she has a steady income stream from them, hence the constant fucking crying about almost winning the lottery and that Cobes takes his paypigs for granted.

Given her history on camsites, I guess its not out of the realm of possibility. Her online presence is too toxic to effectively monetise as she can't self-moderate and people troll her everywhere she goes, so being a full blown prostitute is the next best thing.
 
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I was just listening to BPP’s “Panel Up” rest team and my god, she connects with a viewer and it is the most boring, old lady conversation that I’ve ever heard. It sounded like listening to my ex-MIL bullshit with a church friend, just saying random, asinine, common knowledge things. Between the way she looks, the conversations she has, and the way she snaps her fingers when she’s dancing? I mean it’s been said to death but it’s so hard to believe she’s only 40. It continues to surprise me.
 
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SHE HAS RETURNED! says she is unable to change her channel name lol, X for doubt. But this stream is about her, she says, NOT Josh.
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She's using stream yards now, glad she figured that one out.
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