2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Mourning_Cloak]

I figured now would be a good time to post this absolute classic.

 

[Space Police]

THEY'RE JUMPING SHIP IN REAL TIME ​

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​

How is this "jumping ship"? Tons of Democrats have had questions about the trans issue for a long time, but they weren't allowed to speak up lest they get labeled as bigots and excommunicated from their party. Trans ideology is conservative to its core, and I wouldn't be surprised if we see record troonouts under Trump so that Planned Parenthood can continue to exist once abortion is banned and men can draft-dodge once Trump institutes the trans military ban again.

 

[Jade Philosophies]

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I really hope this isn’t real.

Yeah, that's much too low. Very disappointing if true.

 

[LiquidKid]

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Three blue 'states'.
The rests are blue colonies and outposts.
The Coastal/New Englander menace will eventually fall.

Could you imagine if every state had an electoral college of their own? Dems would literally never win because they only ever make up a tiny portion of their states

 

[Law]

idk you shouldn't base your opinions on sweeping demographics based on the A and H thunderdome lol

I know, I know, but the election reactions on this site are always so good.

Trump better Pardon the j6 patriots DAY FUCKING 1!

Yes, get Jessica Watkins out of the women's prison he's currently enjoying

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

I keep in touch with a lot of areas within the Gorlworld sphere and holy shit some of those women have lost their minds and going full throttle TDS. There are lots of based women in Beauty Parlor and even within Gorlworld, but the Harris loving ones are losing their shit.

I got called a low IQ racist White terrorist rapist supporting misogynist xenophobe because I told some ladies to stop being hysterical because one was afraid to walk the streets in public now that Trump won. I'm sure they think I'm a self-hating fag too. Usually I'm pretty friendly, but you're worried about that and not the tens of thousands confirmed and unconfirmed murderers let in illegally and under phony asylum programs spread across the country? Women and young girls have been raped and killed in parks multiple times by people that should not be here.

Even some of the other women in such circles are amazed by the TDS. Shit, even some of the minor lolcows ladies and reactors there are smart enough to realize Trump is a net positive in comparison to Kamala.

I hope at least some of the dooming women wake up and smell the covfefe eventually.

 

[Not Really Here]

Oh I missed all the fun posting because my power was out for the better part of the last week I had to catch everything on my phone has someone checked on Hollywood Hulk Hogan he's probably not taking it very well

Null locked the Trump "lolcow thread" because it was acting like a pure A-log thread.

 

[Total Annihilation]

I pray we get some smash hits like this from Trump's first term in his second term.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

I pray we get some smash hits like this from Trump's first term in his second term.

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I remember when leftists were calling these people CIA

 

[Farmer Y]

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I really hope this isn’t real.

I do wonder what breaks inside someone's head when a vote doesn't go their way. Hit a bit close to home as someone decided to jump in front of the commuter train I was on today. Luckily didn't see anything of it but it sure does mess up the train crew dealing with the aftermath.

 

[Jade Philosophies]

Who wants to let them know those voters have been burning in hell for several decades….

Serves them right for voting for Biden.

 

[MeltyTW]

How many weeks will it take for the depression to set in on the right that Trump isn't their savior and they start shouting in exasperation "What about Trump!?" like people did about Obama.

that was me beforehand. thing is trump won so much as did this side of things in general that trump could actually have a shitty second term and this election would still energize and inspire me and others. trump won so much it actually even broke the winning side's paradigm for how things are when they found out they can win even with the demographics as they are.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

>DIY estrogen
Can't you just buy seed oil and cook with that?

RFK Jr: 'Not on my watch pal! Now cook those fries in beef tallow as God intended.'

 

[MrJokerRager]

Melania hates this political shit, she's staying with him for other reasons. Look at them together and they couldn't be more distant if possible. Optics are everything though.

Thoughts on her?

 

[CEO of Gay]

He's either a Fed or the most low iQ one note "troll" (and I use that loosely) ever. He spent all last night just posting the same faggot message over and over. On any other thread he'd have got a ban for thread shitting. If he was actually contributing to discussion it would be different but it was just the same gay shit over and over.
He also got real quiet when Kamalas campaign discord got shut down. He posted a couple more obviously buck broken cope posts and then went silent.
Guys either a faggot or a Fed. Or both. He contributes nothing of value.

I was shitposting, but I agree. I am sympathetic to @George Lucas 's argument that he should catch a ban, to send a message to other would-be doomer fags: At least be funny.

https://x.com/BarackObama/status/1854284022731669530

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"Progress requires us to extend good faith and grace".
I agree. After watching politics for a number of decades, I feel wholly justified in saying, "You first."

Yea, that’s why I posted because Kiwis will call me a lazy faggot if I don’t.

Most Kiwis will call you a lazy faggot anyway. Please do prove us wrong.

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It sounds like the rest of the song and diatribe got cut off. Sauce?

Bros. I keep seeing Elon. And peanut. And Dark Brandon.
But I don't see many thanking a man crucially important.

Thank you Corey Comperatore. I wish you could be celebrating with your family and Sneeding with us.
It happened, brother.

I need to buy True and Honest so I can post one of these.

His sacrifice will not be forgotten.

MSNBC's Joy Reid criticizes white female voters for not supporting Harris.

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"White women failed to support the candidate who would give them back their right to an abortion."
What a disingenuous harpy. If she had no children of her own, I might believe she didn't understand that many women actually want children. But she does have kids of her own, so there's no way she doesn't understand that white women want kids too.

What's that thing about the press and hate again?

He's fucking trolling, there's no other way.

He and Jill are going to have some fun these next 2 months.

I can't imagine that it won't be repealed. It's all predicated on the idea that a Republican could never win the popular vote in the modern era and Donald Trump has torn that to shreds

I expect them to double down, and lose the popular vote with it in effect before they decide it's a bad idea and try to undo it.

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Pissy Brit, despite believing the media's lies about Trump, had a good point about why he won: Trump listens to peoples' concerns. Harris and the Democrats didn't.

Ahh, Jonathan Pie (Archive Today): proof that at least a few comedians aren't so busy sucking leftist cock that they've forgotten how to be funny.

@Onion Lover beat me to the punch, so I will take my clocks like a man, but enjoy an embed and a PreserveTube link
Here was his take on 2016:

PreserveTube

Fellas
Has it sunk in yet that we're about to have 12 years (at least), of Republican presidents and Republican judges being appointed?
That's over a decade of work to fix America, without the mistakes of Trump's first term.

Has it sunk in yet that America is about to be fucking great, again?

For the first time in I don't know how long, I have optimism for the future.

Have hope and optimism, but don't forget how you got here: Don't let yourself get complacent. We've not yet started Trump's 2nd term. There is work to be done to ready the ground for Vance.

 

[mrpatapon]

You know, seeing the dems get beaten this badly feels more sad and tragic than anything.

I only feel sadness and pity now for the poor liberals who got owned again, by the same guy they hated. It's like they've learn nothing for the past several years and are still stuck in their social bubble even after the Twitter-apocalypse.

When will they ever learn...

 

[Negev]

Any of you guys get deranged messages from liberal friends or relatives yet? Ive gotten a few about how I am the most evil being they know and that Trump will literally ruin their lives forever because he is so evil

 

[0713]

Thoughts on her?

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Future First Lady.
Not as pretty as Melania. Not as ugly as Mike.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

You know, seeing the dems get beaten this badly feels more sad and tragic than anything.

I only feel sadness and pity now for the poor liberals who got owned again, by the same guy they hated. It's like they've learn nothing for the past several years and are still stuck in their social bubble even after the Twitter-apocalypse.

When will they ever learn...

They mitigated their losses by fortifying senate and house races. They have been “defeated” after sweeping landslide victories in 1972 and 1984.

Time to finish the job

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

I hope this is true. Fucking hilarious.


What a scam