2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Allanon]

Wow

Laura Trump just said on Fox that they had over 350,000 poll watchers this election. They spent the last 6 months recruiting and training these people while keeping it all quiet and hidden from the Dems. They had more then 50,000 court orders ready to go the night of and over 10,000 lawyers on the phone across the country for instant response to any irregularities.

She also said some poll watchers worked 24 hours or more, all unpaid volunteers, to ensure no shenanigans could happen.

No fucking wonder the DNC couldn't pull off a steal. For the last year Laura Trump was working behind the scenes setting up this massive operation and keeping it mostly hidden from the Dems.

Fuck Elon, it was Laura Trump who won this election.

Incredible. It did come down to what I said. The poll watchers was the only way to stop the steal. No wonder they're so flustered and angry now and acting shocked that Harris underperformed. That 'wacky and weird exit poll' for Iowa was probably them prepping for a landslide steal.

Elon did fund election protection measures, he just never said what they were. I did have hope that Elon, Crowder, and Laura would actually do something, as all three claimed they would prevent the steal from happening, but I wasn't willing to believe they weren't just bluffing (or about to mess it up) until I saw it happen.

That said, they should use this victory to clean house and get rid of the corrupt individuals and systems enabling the steal. It's not sustainable to be so hyper vigilant every four years, and even if they can do it they shouldn't have to.

Were I Trump, I would heavily consider spending some of my term forcing the US population to look at the evidence that the courts didn't want them to see, to end the narrative that the cheat was a lie.

 

[Wasabi Wahhābī]

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I’m having a Deja Vu moment reading this. Either this came to me in a dream or I’m just reliving 2016

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I hope Trump does what Poland did
and station armed guards at the border with Kill on Sight orders to any illegals trying to cross over.

Hispanics moved to America to escape the shithole where they came from
and Democrats fail to realize that unlike Haitians and other nigger tribes or islamic tribes, Hispanics have the intelligence to discern that "Hey, we escape a shithole, we dont want our new home to become the shithole we came from"

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Just like they did under Obama, who deported more than Trump did!

Obummer had 383,307 removals per year, Trump had 448,677 per year. Obama had 8 years and Trump only had 4. If Trump had another term (which he does now) he would have deported more. Get ready, the over population in the USA will drop!

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Fuck Elon, it was Laura Trump who won this election.

Lara Trump put out a constant stream of fires. Scott Pressler made Pennsylvania even possible by getting out the occasional voter without the old time red meat of an abortion issue.

Democrats got the gift of now controlling the abortion issue for getting out the vote but Republicans have already abused that sex doll so much it can't even stay inflated.

 

[Law]

I just ignore his politisperging.

We can ignore his politisperging, but he is occasionally forced to read ours. Null is a modern day Job.

Read the comments from leftoids regarding Blair White, Caitlyn Jenner and Lady Maga. It's identical to rightoids seething about prominent leftoid troons.
And then the right/left comments simping for their troons.

Nooooo, our men in dresses are the good ones cause we're the good team!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Any chance they can depart that faggot Hassan Piker? Lol

Piker has right kind of poolitics so he will be able to continue to fleece retards out of their money

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed this. Something feels off in a very significant way. I’m very happy about Trump’s victory but even my excitement was dulled by this strange pall in the air that’s hard to pin down. This whole election season feels like it completely broke a lot of people. Like it finished off the job that the bullshit around Covid started. It’s very eerie and I wonder if this is how Yugoslavs felt after Tito died.

I know quite a few people who are upset by the result (even though I'm in Australia), and even though I'm psyched, I'm just being really neutral and saying "voters have been unhappy with immigration and the economy, and Trump seemed like the best option". They seem to accept that, but generally say "but my abortions! ". I then say "abortion isn't as important as food on the table for working people", and they shut up. I'm not willing to lose friends over it, so I'm not mocking anyone to their face.

I think they were all drunk on the idea of a president with a vagina, and now they've woken up with a hangover.

I am enjoying the online salt though.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Wow

Laura Trump just said on Fox that they had over 350,000 poll watchers this election. They spent the last 6 months recruiting and training these people while keeping it all quiet and hidden from the Dems. They had more then 50,000 court orders ready to go the night of and over 10,000 lawyers on the phone across the country for instant response to any irregularities.

She also said some poll watchers worked 24 hours or more, all unpaid volunteers, to ensure no shenanigans could happen.

No fucking wonder the DNC couldn't pull off a steal. For the last year Laura Trump was working behind the scenes setting up this massive operation and keeping it mostly hidden from the Dems.

Fuck Elon, it was Laura Trump who won this election.

You are kinda just slurping up any propaganda people tell you just like an NPR listener. Of course after a big win people are going to go on embellishing tales and self-aggrandizing, where is the actual receipts to prove these claims? It could be just as easily that the deep state saw how felted they were and didn’t see the point in trying to rig anything for a losing candidate. Try to be a little more critical of what you hear please.

 

[MeltyTW]

britbong gives his thoughts about the election

"trumps a rapist!" he says as a british girl is raped because of his faggy prime minister

 

[UCT]

I wish I could be appointed to Head of ICE. I would make 100k illegals disappear in the middle of the pacific ocean. Sail out to the middle of the ocean, drop the kids off at the pool, head back to shore, rinse and repeat.

I still think the idea of a giant slingshot of some kind would be good.

 

[Knight of Utatanation]

Yes please?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Yeah I wouldn't be worrying about whether white Americans fall in love with someone outside their race if I lived in a country that arrests people for offending trannies on twitter and lets third world rapists and murderers get away with it because they don't want to be racist (which is arguably worse than professors getting fired for biology wrongthink in blue shitholes).

That'd be retarded!

 

[Negev]

Incredible. It did come down to what I said. The poll watchers was the only way to stop the steal. No wonder they're so flustered and angry now and acting shocked that Harris underperformed. That 'wacky and weird exit poll' for Iowa was probably them prepping for a landslide steal.

Elon did fund election protection measures, he just never said what they were. I did have hope that Elon, Crowder, and Laura would actually do something, as all three claimed they would prevent the steal from happening, but I wasn't willing to believe they weren't just bluffing (or about to mess it up) until I saw it happen.

That said, they should use this victory to clean house and get rid of the corrupt individuals and systems enabling the steal. It's not sustainable to be so hyper vigilant every four years, and even if they can do it they shouldn't have to.

Were I Trump, I would heavily consider spending some of my term forcing the US population to look at the evidence that the courts didn't want them to see, to end the narrative that the cheat was a lie.

Yeah it was genius to do all this under the table so they couldn't prepare to counter it, I saw that the poll watchers and lawyers did tons of work and caught a lot of sketchy shit right away. Tons of sketchy ballots were stopped they forced poll places in red counties in PA to stay open to ensure republicans could vote since somehow all their machines went down at the same time. Even stopped most states from counting after that day. Laura trump did serious fucking work good on her.

 

[Gottahavemysips]

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Pissy Brit, despite believing the media's lies about Trump, had a good point about why he won: Trump listens to peoples' concerns. Harris and the Democrats didn't.

Damn, it took eight years to hear a good explanation of why Americans might vote Trump without belittling them, and it comes from a goddamn Brit. Like, yeah, I disagree entirely what he said about Trump, those same institutions that I want to take a flamethrower to were going out of their way to fuck with Trump and he had the courage to stand up to them and tell them no, but it's actually refreshing to here a succinct analysis of the situation. Big time bonus points for bailing exactly what went wrong with Kamala's campaign, her absolute lack of policy and action is something I noticed immediately during the debate, and everything past that only made it even more obvious that she had nothing.
He's shooting pearls at the Democrats, but I have a feeling that they'll ignore what he said and go back to blaming uneducated people+racists+sexist, because God forbid that the Harris campaign made any mistakes.

 

[Allanon]

You are kinda just slurping up any propaganda people tell you just like an NPR listener. Of course after a big win people are going to go on embellishing tales and self-aggrandizing, where is the actual receipts to prove these claims? It could be just as easily that the deep state saw how felted they were and didn’t see the point in trying to rig anything for a losing candidate. Try to be a little more critical of what you hear please.

Ah, yes. Of course. The Democrats just blew a billion dollars on a campaign they knew was going to fail, because they just. Wanted Trump to win for...reasons? Instead of keeping Biden in and saying 'it was unavoidable, he was riddled with dementia but refused to step down', they ruined a second candidate, embarrassed themselves, and wasted money. They could have cheated to win, but they decided "Nah, let's just not this time" at the last minute.

Yeah, that's far more likely than just believing the various people who said ahead of time they would be sending poll watchers to polls all over the country in an effort to stop the steal from happening again.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

I know quite a few people who are upset by the result (even though I'm in Australia), and even though I'm psyched, I'm just being really neutral and saying "voters have been unhappy with immigration and the economy, and Trump seemed like the best option". They seem to accept that, but generally say "but my abortions! ". I then say "abortion isn't as important as food on the table for working people", and they shut up. I'm not willing to lose friends over it, so I'm not mocking anyone to their face.

I think they were all drunk on the idea of a president with a vagina, and now they've woken up with a hangover.

I am enjoying the online salt though.

Also important that trump isn’t even anti abortion, people are just retarded

 

[UCT]

Piker has right kind of poolitics so he will be able to continue to fleece retards out of their money

Ok but can we still put him into the giant slingshot at least?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

How the fuck does Null manage to get banned from twitter? I've called Brooklyn Dad a nigger several times now and have been Tomlinson childing people all day and I'm still there. What the fuck is going on?

This is Null we are talking about. He has a habit of doing the impossible.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

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Yes please?

Oh we go back to the era where Democrats praise and cherish the filibuster and they yearn for the days before Harry Reid took out the 60 vote requirement for Senate confirmations.

At least for the next two years til midterms. I wish anyone who whined about the filibuster gets sent to gitmo.