2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Ewan McGregor]

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Is he a Talib for real?

He looks like an average Philosophy/Psychology major

 

[FILTH Tourist]

I'm split between being amused that their aggressive 'no questioning the vote, traitor' rhetoric has muzzled their talking heads this time, and being annoyed that they use Trump overcoming their cheat to insist that the elections have never been rigged and this is proof.

I lean more toward the latter, since they can just use their constituents to continuously question the election and push people toward violence while they pretend to be gracious, and the long term effects of letting them deny election fraud is worse than listening to them yap another 4 years about Russia.

I am amused at the missing 20 million voters, lots of leftists are accusing trump of suppressing them. I am glad that Elon owns X so talk about 2020 fraud can be mainstream.

 

[Andre Richardson]

Rate me autistic or whatever, but the way how some people who align themselves with the “Democrat” party choose to justify their behavior in politics remind me of a quote by Graem Bauer, Jack Bauer’s brother from 24, Season 6.

“Because I love my country! And in the real world, sometimes that means you have to do things, terrible things...even unforgivable things, for the sake of your country. But you know all about that, don't you, brother? We're the same. I mean, look at me. We're the same!"

But as Jack Bauer would say:
“WE ARE NOT THE SAME!”

 

[Burnt Effigy]

House update!


Republicans recovered the chance of having 222 seats after it dropped to 221 last update, they're currently at 212 seats.

Of all the remaining seats, 2 are guaranteed:
- Alaska
- Washington's 4th (which only has two republican candidates)

So only 4 more seats to win, again.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

I have to admit, the fact that all those redditors who said if Trump wins they were going to become part of the 41 percent didn't do it, really adds a small level of tragedy to the last couple of days events.

I understand, life isn't fair and we should thank whatever deity or celebrity we worship for the blessings we did receive. But imagine what could have been if they would have committed mass suicide in solidarity with the resistance like they promised.

Someone posted a news story about a suicide earlier that was likely a harris voter. I'll never know but I hope my shitposting helped push at least one tranny over the edge.

 

[Betonhaus]

Chimping out and being hateful was what got Biden elected, so leftists just used his presidency as an excuse to chimp out in perpetuity.

The question is will they double down which gives Vance an additional 5% lead in all vote counts in 2028, or will they cut the crap and do a 180 towards journalistic integrity?

 

[Girahira]

He was always kind to me and a generally good person, but I’m unsure whether I should simply avoid discussing this matter and continue interacting with him, or if I should follow my earlier thinking and sever all contact with him.

You don’t need to go the lib route of threatening or spitting on anyone that’s voted for whoever you don’t like-But your circle’s gonna brush off on you, no way around it if you really consider someone a friend. Whether you want it, and thus tolerate his mental illnesses to not loose what y’all had, or not, is up to you.

 

[Balr0g]

So is there a chart that shows what districts had way more votes than usual, or did they spread those 20 million out thin across the whole nation?

Haven't found one yet but considering Trump flipped ALL swing states I would assume it was spread out. Though probably also in traditional blue regions. Way back in this htread someone posted results for a Kamala state and the result was actually very close

 

[Sekirodiealot]

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Don't care about Trump, but you're freaking out for nothing

I'm not freaking out at all. I agree that he should be a dictator just like he said. But since Trump is such an amazing, honest, caring person he should be a dictator for life. There is nothing wrong with that. The first president who is also a dictator!

You want to believe he's going to be a dictator, go ahead. But you're stupid.

I'm taking him by his word. It's Trump after all and he can always be trusted. It's really suspicious that you are against that and then you call a Trump supporter stupid for trusting him...it's like you are an enemy from within. Be careful, you know what he said about enemies from within.

 

[Otterly]

Lmao why are bongs like this

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Stand up to racism are the new ‘grassroots’ goon squad.

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I really hope this isn’t real.

Of course it’s not real. If someone tops themselves you need a certain process to be gone through to determine cause of death. 2038 people baiting maybe, or maybe that’s the background rate, but it literally cannot be the number of people who killed themselves yesterday due to orange man ascendant because cause if death needs to be determined and that takes time.

Any of you guys get deranged messages from liberal friends or relatives yet? Ive gotten a few about how I am the most evil being they know and that Trump will literally ruin their lives forever because he is so evil

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You reply something like ‘U ok hun?’ Or ‘OK, we are going down the pub Friday if you’re up for it.’
Or just ‘Ok!’

 

[Absolutego]

Again:
"My enemy is not some Islamic fundamentalist half the world away, it is an over-educated, over-socialized white woman working an email job with an SSRI prescription":

 

[0713]

This is such fucking bullshit.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

DDHQ House update, Republicans are projected to win not just 218, not just 219 (like it's been for a few hours now)
BUT 222 SEATS!
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There's no excuse for Trump if he gets the House. He needs to use these next to years to advance his agenda.

 

[01169]

Is he a Talib for real?

He looks like an average Philosophy/Psychology major

The guy with the glasses is doing interviews with actual Taliban but he's not one himself.

 

[ShitLurker]

I like the part where ~15M votes just mysteriously disappeared between 2020 and 2024.

seriously, what the fuck. How stupid do these assholes think we are

I love even more that retards are acting like if those 15M vanishing from last election is a clear show that Trump did fraud.

List of people who said they would leave the U.S. if Trump gets elected ...

1. Alec Baldwin
2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. John Legend
4. Chrissy Teigen
5. Rob Reiner
6. Barbara Streisand
7. Cher
8. Nancy Pelosi
9. Hillary Clinton
10. Megan Rapinoe
11. Tom Hanks
12. Amy Schumer
13. AOC
14. Lady Gaga
15. Taylor Swift
16. Bill Gates
17. Jane Fonda
18. Madonna
19. Mark Ruffalo
20. Kim Kardashian
21. Bruce Springsteen
22. George Clooney
23. Hunter Biden
24. Oprah
25. Robert De Niro
26. Samuel L Jackson
27. Miley Cyrus
28. Travis Kelce
29. Bobbi Althoff
30. Rashida Talib
31. Stormy Daniels
32. Dr. Anthony Fauci
33. George Soros
34. Diddy
35. Eminem
36. Ellen DeGeneres
37. Sean Penn
38. Sharon Stone
39. Ashley Judd
40. Tommy Lee
41. Bryan Cranston
42. Billie Joe Armstrong

Bonus
Cher will blow her brains out
Rob Reiner will set himself on fire
Bono vows to drive his car off a cliff

Spoiler: Some assistance

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Like my favorite sponge brained ex lawyer would say "yes stalker nerd, enjoy Canada"

 

[Absolutego]

This is such fucking bullshit.
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Listen, I'm usually one to have faith in American institutions, but when multiple counties come out and straight-up tell the voter that it'll take until damn near Thanksgiving to count the votes you should probably assume things aren't on the up and up and the current elites are trying to preserve their hold on power.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

The guy with the glasses is doing interviews with actual Taliban but he's not one himself.

That makes more sense.

I still find the taliban bro talk utterly hilarious.

Why does every shitskin, paki, pajeet and islamic goatfucker talk like that?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

They really ought to listen to this guy, he's saying all the things they like to hear about Trump without all the retarded baggage that is kryptonite to voters.

Right?

It really isn’t hard to swing at Trump without hitting his supporters.

Trump used to do this all the time with the dems. He would very rarely if ever go after the actual supporters.

 

[Girahira]

It let me know who actually stuck by my side despite difference in political opinions and those who hated me for being me and was just looking for an excuse to let loose on me

Spoiler: Nostalgic Covid sperg

I remember during the pandemic everyone in my circle but me getting vaccinated. My closest friend gave me a crooked look and that’s it.
Another I had to leave alone in a club because those shits wouldn’t let me in without one. Not one tried to push me into it, everyone respected this personal choice even if fearmongering portrayed you like a parasite.
Nothing between us changed, we continue chatting.

Decency is not a trait of groupthink but of character. The strongest & most admirable teacher of my childhood was an Alaskan democrat woman and she voted Hillary, god bless her
You’ll find people that value you over a Twitter feed on either side of the vote, nothing to grief