2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Trump's Chosen]

You gotta love what he said about those who voted Trump.

He complains about people who voted for a criminal. You know who also did? The people of South Africa.

 

[Ahriman]

Also,



Really makes you think.

For all the bitching and moaning coming from most kikewood actors, at least a handful of them are based.

Since Pratt is on the Trump Train, I'd suggest checking out his series on Amazon Prime, "Terminal List".

Pratt Kino is best kino, frens.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Why are you doubting his words? You know that Trump never lies.

That's why I said being a dictator on just day 1 is lame. He should be a dictator until the day he croaks. Let's hope he enjoys the power of dictatorship so much, he stays longer than just 4 years and it will be even more amazing if he really terminates the constitution. He is fighting massive fraud after all.

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Except for day one

Don't care about Trump, but you're freaking out for nothing because you can't tell social ques.

Are you with autism?

He was asked if he would take retribution against anyone. Said just one day, which isn't the same as your claim earlier. If you want to claim that's an admission that he is going to rule the country forever and ever until the heat death of the universe you're retarded. But have fun.

How they (Biden administration) used the justice system was weaponized by the sitting administration to go after him and to attack him for things he did office and to misuse laws I would say it's warranted to want revenge for that. but that's not even what he said.

I am going to close the boarder and drill, drill, drill.

Sounds like he's saying I am going to do what I want in regard to the economy, industry and boarder. (did you even watch your own clip?)

Do complain and shit yourself though, your life will literally stay the same if not improve.

You want to believe he's going to be a dictator, go ahead. But you're stupid. You probably said the same thing 4 years ago. See you in 4 years, schizoid.

 

[Carcoid]

Yeah these Facts that You both engaged in are not only Accurate but also Beneficial in the sense that like having Majority Female Migrants from the Third World would obviously limit Non White Rapes on White Women and would make FOC more likely to work because they understand the cutoff and the delicate Nature of Asylum Seeking, under Trump/Vance/RFK/Elon and the mix and they're less Revolutionary and Violent so the only reasonable path forward is too work since Self Deportation is inevitable, no more Free Government Welfare, and also that if they Pop out innumerable numbers of Shitskin or Mongrelized Kids than they risk being Deported too depending on the Parents actions, You know believe Me I would rather have Zero Migration at all if anything I'd only wanna take White European Refugees but this is the most Realistic course of Action which will hopefully lower the general Non White Population from its already concerning 100 or 130+ Million and He'll put an End to Russias Asiatic Colonialism in Ukraine, not talking really talking about the Cossacks here.

And also in addition to this Hopefully under His Administration a majority of American and European Jews can be shipped back to Israel along with all these Homeless Refugees so the IDF can go finish them off, this requires less involvement in Arm Shipments a Israelis must deal with their own Kind (Westernized and Hasidic Orthodox Jews) but also engage in Colonial ambitions across the Middle East alone, You know all of that Debt and Money to them and Ukraine its like testing the waters to see if they can wipe out the Arabs themselves would open up Breathing Room for Living Space for White Western Colonialism in the future and a 4th Reich Colony overseas, but also after DJT maxes out His Four Years hopefully by sending Millions of Illegals to Israel and having their Jewish Military finish them off since they don't give a fuck about War Crimes, it would take the pressure off and ease the Tension of these Criminal Aliens coming back again and again, just like 2016,

James Mason pointed out this flaw in Colonization all the way back in 2004, and Rockwell's theory for Reparations to send them back out of America was 10K a Person for all the Millions of Blacks back then in the 1950s and 60s exceeds our donations and funding to Foreign Countries by today's standards, though it was stupid and not very thought out

But this is like reverse Bolshevik policies, unleashing the problem on the Zog Occupier than them doing it on the Victims.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Sorry if doublepost, but the reason why this happened is simple: the establishment was so out of touch that they literally drove we, the people away from them. All Trump had to do was not be Biden. Honestly, I think Kamala would have won if she was separate from Biden and Trump. I think she would have stomped the election, but because she was literally Biden #2, vice Biden, whatever else you want to say, people didn't want that.

The only reason she got such support was because she was literally thrust into the position of candidate after Pedo Joe's meltdown. Once we got into a few news cycles later and Nigmala had to actually start campaigning, she utterly flopped because she is horrible at that. The illusion that people had of her vanished, because she stopped being someone people could project what they felt like onto her. Word salads and vapid platitudes don't win the presidency. This is the best she could have possibly done.

 

[Balr0g]

Was probably posted already but I just want to put it here

I checked voter participation and in 2020 it was 67%, this time around 65%. Would that be the missing 20 million votes? Or more likely some huge fuckery with new rules? Still nobody can say Trump won because of low voter participation. In fact nearly as much votes as in 2008 (god damn was that so long ago?)

 

[CallmeCicada]

Was probably posted already but I just want to put it here
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I checked voter participation and in 2020 it was 67%, this time around 65%.Would that be the missing 20 million votes? Or more likely some huge fuckery with new rules? Still nobody can say Trump won because of low voter participation. In fact neartly as much votes as in 2008 (go d damn was that so long ago?)

All aborted black children mailed in their ballots at 4 AM.

 

[Derka Derka]

List of people who said they would leave the U.S. if Trump gets elected ...

1. Alec Baldwin
2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. John Legend
4. Chrissy Teigen
5. Rob Reiner
6. Barbara Streisand
7. Cher
8. Nancy Pelosi
9. Hillary Clinton
10. Megan Rapinoe
11. Tom Hanks
12. Amy Schumer
13. AOC
14. Lady Gaga
15. Taylor Swift
16. Bill Gates
17. Jane Fonda
18. Madonna
19. Mark Ruffalo
20. Kim Kardashian
21. Bruce Springsteen
22. George Clooney
23. Hunter Biden
24. Oprah
25. Robert De Niro
26. Samuel L Jackson
27. Miley Cyrus
28. Travis Kelce
29. Bobbi Althoff
30. Rashida Talib
31. Stormy Daniels
32. Dr. Anthony Fauci
33. George Soros
34. Diddy
35. Eminem
36. Ellen DeGeneres
37. Sean Penn
38. Sharon Stone
39. Ashley Judd
40. Tommy Lee
41. Bryan Cranston
42. Billie Joe Armstrong

Bonus
Cher will blow her brains out
Rob Reiner will set himself on fire
Bono vows to drive his car off a cliff

Spoiler: Some assistance

 

[Total Annihilation]

A close friend of mine is deeply depressed about Trump’s election victory. He's expressing suicidal thoughts and he's considering ending his life. I haven’t responded to his messages yet, and I’m considering cutting off contact with him. Also, he's trans now, even tho I've never seen him trying to pass or do anything to with womanly things.
He was always kind to me and a generally good person, but I’m unsure whether I should simply avoid discussing this matter and continue interacting with him, or if I should follow my earlier thinking and sever all contact with him.
It’s intriguing to observe the reactions and statements people are making in response to the ongoing election. On the other hand, another close friend of mine expressed a desire to leave the United States if Harris were to win, which at least doesn’t suicide.
Edit: Using AI to rewrite rn, I don't think it's worthwhile to use AI to rewrite.

 

[CallmeCicada]

A close friend of mine is deeply depressed about Trump’s election victory. He's expressing suicidal thoughts and he's considering ending his life. I haven’t responded to his messages yet, and I’m considering cutting off contact with him.
He was always kind to me and a generally good person, but I’m unsure whether I should simply avoid discussing this matter and continue interacting with him, or if I should follow my earlier thinking and sever all contact with him.

It’s intriguing to observe the reactions and statements people are making in response to the ongoing election. On the other hand, another close friend of mine expressed a desire to leave the United States if Harris were to win, which at least doesn’t suicide.

It's cattle mentality. I didn't vote, but I still wanted Trump to win. If he lost I would have just said "ahh fuck" and moved on with my life. How do I know that? Because it's what I did 4 years ago (didn't vote then either).

 

[Bob's Fuckass Head]

Parts 36-42 of the TYT Election Day Megastream can be found below:

Spoiler: Parts 36 - 39

This was where the salt concentrations started feeling significant. Everything from here on out should have decent entertainment value. My favorite part is way at the end, and it's a shame that it was cut off by YouTube's 12-hour limitation on livestream archival. There was good stuff in the meltdowns that came after this, but I could only get parts of it live and it doesn't appear to have been archived on YouTube because TYT didn't migrate the stream to a new URL.

Spoiler: Parts 40-42

Now that this extremely autistic little project is finished, I'm not totally sure it was worth the effort in terms of how much entertainment value it has to offer people. Still, preserving it felt like a good idea and there's a lot here that people may not have seen yet. Plus I did say I'd do it. E-Day 2024 was a memorable day in shitposting history, and I figure it's only slightly gay at most to keep some souvenirs.

This is the last post in a series, the first of which can be found here. It contains links to all the other posts in the series.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

A close friend of mine is deeply depressed about Trump’s election victory. He's expressing suicidal thoughts and he's considering ending his life. I haven’t responded to his messages yet, and I’m considering cutting off contact with him.
He was always kind to me and a generally good person, but I’m unsure whether I should simply avoid discussing this matter and continue interacting with him, or if I should follow my earlier thinking and sever all contact with him.

I would give him a few weeks to let reality sink in. If he is still obnoxious by then I would start distancing myself from him. I got a friend who is a super liberal lesbian in California. I am going to message her next week after things calm down.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Trump is President?! You mean that dude from The Apprentice??

I loved his cameo in Home Alone II.

 

[Deus Exica]

only feel sadness and pity now for the poor liberals who got owned again, by the same guy they hated. It's like they've learn nothing for the past several years and are still stuck in their social bubble even after the Twitter-apocalypse.

I think they saw Biden's victory as validation for all their worst behaviors and impulses. Their supervillain Omega Trump Hitler 3000 was defeated by Dark Brandon via lies and actual election interference, so they had to play into the liberal tendency to live in a dream world where facts and truth are pure inconveniences in order to avoid confronting the innate hypocrisy.

Biden was a consistently inflammatory and aggressive candidate who could only ever seem to be coherent long enough to call anyone who didn't vote for him a bad person worthy of death, just like your average twitterite, and if it wasn't for his failing mental health we probably would have seen him poised to win a second term and instill total one party control over the entire United States.

Chimping out and being hateful was what got Biden elected, so leftists just used his presidency as an excuse to chimp out in perpetuity.

Since Pratt is on the Trump Train,

I'm glad to see Mario made the right decision. It must have been Trump's stance on banning free travel for Koopas that won him over.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Oh no no no no Ukie bros, surely the US wouldn’t abandon a nation in need!
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https://kyivindependent.com/trump-ukraine-plan-wsj/

Total outrage bait from the MSM. Ukraine joining NATO isn't even on the cards while in an active conflict, and it's unlikely anyone would try to invade again within such a timeframe even if they manage to get Russia to leave.

 

[Ahriman]

https://x.com/YourFellowArab/status/1854088814094065926

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Was probably posted already but I just want to put it here
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I checked voter participation and in 2020 it was 67%, this time around 65%.Would that be the missing 20 million votes? Or more likely some huge fuckery with new rules? Still nobody can say Trump won because of low voter participation. In fact neartly as much votes as in 2008 (go d damn was that so long ago?)

So is there a chart that shows what districts had way more votes than usual, or did they spread those 20 million out thin across the whole nation?

 

[Allanon]

I'm split between being amused that their aggressive 'no questioning the vote, traitor' rhetoric has muzzled their talking heads this time, and being annoyed that they use Trump overcoming their cheat to insist that the elections have never been rigged and this is proof.

I lean more toward the latter, since they can just use their constituents to continuously question the election and push people toward violence while they pretend to be gracious, and the long term effects of letting them deny election fraud is worse than listening to them yap another 4 years about Russia.

 

[Narinder]

You faggots helped me kill about ten hours of my twelve hour overtime shift just catching up from the night of the election. Thank you for the entertainment.

This election has cost me many friends and I mean that in the best way possible. It let me know who actually stuck by my side despite difference in political opinions and those who hated me for being me and was just looking for an excuse to let loose on me and thinking that group harassment would change my mind.

It's a new day dawning, my fellow kiwis. Let's hope a new day brings new friends, new hope, new prosperity, and a new step toward TTD.

Godspeed, you autists.

 

[Gehenna]

So is there a chart that shows what districts had way more votes than usual, or did they spread those 20 million out thin across the whole nation?

Partially it would be, and would be 'legit'. Every state made Vote By Mail easier which is part of what drove up the numbers in a 'legitimate' way. Vote By mail is also notoriously easy to use for Fraud and is one of the big venues the Democrats use. It was a wide open area to mix in a lot more fraudulent votes among the ones from real people.