Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.9%

  • Total voters
    352
Guess who woke up for more vagueposting from the k-hole:

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Wat? Unfortunately I left my fugue-to-English dictionary back at the office so this is a rough translation, but apparently the call she's repeatedly begged an unknown addressee to make wasn't even meant to go to her, and instead the addressee is now being begged to call "someone else" because that would-be recipient of the call has no means of communicating the request other than through April, on xitter, out in the open for all to see, for some reason.

So what then, Nick wants Aaron to call Nick and "make amends"? Or Nick thinks Aaron is dumb enough to be fooled into violating his release conditions by calling Qayla to "make amends"? Or Nick wants @Null to quit putting him on read? Or Nick wants @Potentially Criminal to call Jimmy Johns? The possibilities are virtually limitless.
I detest this "I'm trying to sound profound and esoteric but in reality I sound like a broken fortune cookie machine" kind of writing. Usually you'd see it with braindead teenagers but this lady is nearing 30, wtf.
 
I read this like....

Mayo slathered between his two buns.
As Nick's appetizer.

Many on KF keep ACCURATELY pointing out Nick's GAY obsession with MEN [i.e. Aaron's pee-pee AND now sean's MENU Buns].

Just sayin
And let's not forget about chugging down salty "fight milk" shirtless with Coomalot.

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Unless he does something really stupid, like stupider than usual or one of his hoes turns on him I'm really just waiting on the trial. The only thing he's doing lately is occasionally arguing pointlessly on Twitter. Niggas sauceless.
I think he's entering a new phase of trying to soften and ultimately rehabilitate his image: roping in Our Wife, deliberately streaming when and where he'll get interrupted by kids, cooking for the family... Not as laugh-out-loud funny as a cokestream, but potentially fascinating for Rekieta connoisseurs. Let's see how long he can control the seethe. Or if he ever realizes he needs to clean the kitchen and comb his hair to sell he's totally not a shiftless druggie.
 
Kayla addresses the latter by name. Eventually she reminds Nick to switch the stream to members only.
So after all of the sperging out about people stalking his kids, they’re just naming them on streams that they must know get clipped and redistributed?

okay.
 
Cocaine academics
please respond

the metabolites are missing along with Ralph's money? Where did they go?
I mean… are they missing from the lab reported results or from the spectroscopy? The lab may not be able to report levels of those metabolites because they may not have a validated method for all of them and so they only report the validated ones, but if the peaks are still there in the spectroscopy output, then the metabolites were present. Just another way Nick is rules lawyering his responses. The lab doesn’t usually give you a copy of the raw data, just their results.
 
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