Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

So again guessing mostly, but surely if Kevin was receiving an income from an inheritance, be it like some sort of trust fund paid out as a monthly allowance or interest off a substantial saving (really really really unlikely as if he had loads of money he could access that would be long gone on transformers and dildos) then Trump would be the better potential president?

Trump being less likely to mess with inheritance tax or other ways wealthy people are funded like this.

Kamala would be more likely to insist nepo babies and the like stump up more of the dead relative cash they live on.

According to Perplexity AI however, an inheritance isn't specifically a barrier to being eligible for Medicare.
Bro the inheritance is long gone.
 
Penny actually could get Irish citizenship if he's able to get his Irish grandparent's original birth certificate and get himself on the Foreign Births Register (assuming that grandparent was born on the island of Ireland).
As far as I remember Phil's nearest ancestor born in Ireland was one great-great-great grandparent. His IRA shtick is all a larp, just like how he claims to be a woman.

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The worst thing that might happen to you is you lose your ability to make the tax payer responsible for anymore of your surgeries, and that sounds like a win to me. You're such a well known trans e-celeb, I'm sure you can just setup a GoFundMe to pay for your FFS or anything else, right?
He's got almost everything done aside from facial feminization sugery. I don't know what he's whining about.

With a tip to @AMHOLIO , I hope he gets rounded up in a mass deportation and accidentally shipped to Mexico.
I am so glad you thought of me with this. :heart-full:

What he's worried about is actually having to work to justify his lifestyle and not having the Colorado taxpayer as his paypig to buy toys and weed and cosmetic surgery while he shits himself and does nothing

If trump does nothing else, please take kevvie's benefits off him. I'd love to see him stressposting about having to do 15 hours a week flipping burgers
He'd move into his mom's house before he'd flip burgers. He keeps saying he totally dislikes her but he'd take advantage as soon as possible.

I hope the Amhole does not return to Europe. The Irish aren't going to wanna deal with another potato blight (the potato meaning his massive spud of a head).
He's too stupid and lazy to get a visa. He might marry in, but I have a feeling he's like Sophie laBelle and would fuck up and wait to the last minute to get a visa.
 
(He does not in fact sleep.)
As if anyone cares what he says online

Kevvie has said before that he cannot just fall asleep. He said that he's so anxiety ridden that if he's alone with his thoughts his heart races and he cannot sleep.

He has made so many mistakes in life, is assumedly in some form of debt and fucked up his genitals that he cannot just go to bed and turn off the lights without spinning into existential dread. Kevin has stated a few times that to sleep he needs to smoke weed/take some anti anxiety meds and scroll twitter until he passes out. Every night he does this.
 
I'm sorry, I know all of you think this is one big joke, but Kevryn's post unlocked some generational trauma for me. As some of you already know, my parents were deeply affected by Argentina's military dictatorship of the 70's. One of my earliest memories was my mother frantically calling to cancel her model train pre-orders while one of my other mothers logged the numbers from her most recent dilation session: orange, 6.2 inches, 25 minutes. She would never reach those numbers again after the regime took the light from her heart and the tax payer funded dilators from her hand. We all still stayed in Argentina because all of my parents were terminally lazy and could only post online about their problems rather than deal with them. Luckily my most manly mother was put to work executing alpacas that had been deemed enemies of the regime. But still.

We really have entered dark times, my friends. If people as well adjusted and stable as the founders of the tranch are concerned, we should all be concerned.
 
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Hey bro, at least you can't reproduce, that's a positive.
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I don't know why Kevin thinks he'll be shot, at most his sex marker on his license and his legal sex would be fail male, and he would just spend the next however many years of his life being laughed at and bullied by others. ...so not much different than now.

Makes me wonder how much of this panic attack is ol' Peennor having a massive paranoid angry tantrum.
 
"I don't think most cis people even know either of these are factors holding a nonzero of us from being able to slip back into cis society even if we wanted to."

I thought the purpose of transition was to "slip into cis society" and that you regularly insist nobody can tell? You're finally admitting that your being trans is just your attempt to "opt out" from what you see as the unfair burdens of life? Especially your personal beliefs about what is demanded of men?
 
I don't know why Kevin thinks he'll be shot, at most his sex marker on his license and his legal sex would be fail male, and he would just spend the next however many years of his life being laughed at and bullied by others. ...so not much different than now.

Makes me wonder how much of this panic attack is ol' Peennor having a massive paranoid angry tantrum.

This is like all Penny's Christmases come at once, he's probably started hoarding ammunition and buying them all two way radios so he can larp as leader of the resistance special forces. He's absolutely over the moon at this
 
I don't know why Kevin thinks he'll be shot, at most his sex marker on his license and his legal sex would be fail male, and he would just spend the next however many years of his life being laughed at and bullied by others. ...so not much different than now.

Makes me wonder how much of this panic attack is ol' Peennor having a massive paranoid angry tantrum.
Couldn't there be a legal compromise for post surgery troons?

I think having Eunuch on their legal sex marker would be both accurate and fair.
 
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