Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

MN allows convicted felons to vote.

Yes, but Nick pretends this isn't the case. Quoted verbatim from his first cooking stream:"If I get convicted of a felony, I won't be able to vote for a bit... maybe ever... kind of depends."

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Did Nicky use the same pan to cook as he used to make crack?

Eww, gross, he's going to get perfectly good crack mixed in with that slop.

 

[Shopping Cart Nationalist]

Hello, cocaine experts? Any thoughts?

Non-practicing cocaine expert here. Who knows what he is talking about. This is more of Nick vague posting to cast doubt on the evidence and allegations against him.
>Pomplin lied!
>You'd be surprised what police find in your house AFTER they search it
>That cocaine weight is wrong
>The prudes at the lab screwed up
>Crime labs are frequently wrong
>Alicia Sweep lied!
>That's NOT TRUUUUUUE
Funny how all these mistakes and lies pile up against a guy that looked beaked out of his mind for months and months.

 

[Desktop User2]

Cocaine academics
please respond

the metabolites are missing along with Ralph's money? Where did they go?

The metabolites were substituted by soy filled testosterone. I´m a scientist.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He could have come home, thrown out the camera equipment, and asked his kids to come make the dinner with him. At least then that would explain why it looks like a literal child made it. Plus it would be an actual parental bonding experience. But, naw, we got a hostage negotiation premier for Chez Cuck

Nick has expressed dislike of menial tasks and chores. He has said he would rather pay someone to do them than take the time himself because he thinks that he can do 'better' things with his time. He was probably the unironic 'I hate my parents, so I'll be different with my kids'.

I have another question: would doing all that (or contributing to someone else doing that) be considered cowtipping?

Don't ask don't tell.

I think that's some minor cowtipping.

Nick has fucked up his entire life on his own and it has been fun to watch.

A billboard wasn't needed to make any of that happen.
(Also it's a bit try-hard)

It's dumb, in my opinion, when Nick provides content for free. Don't be a DSP detractor and try to force anything. That is gay. It will happen when it happens.

Yeah, the possibility is an integer that's greater than 0 too.

Autism moment: I assume you mean 'percentage'? The probability density function is bounded between 0 and 1.

So after all of the sperging out about people stalking his kids, they’re just naming them on streams that they must know get clipped and redistributed?

okay.

Why are YOU so interested, Kiwistalkernerd? Hmm... That interest in CHILDREN might be something to talk about with a therapist. Is it not NORMAL to have a parent talk to their child? There were probably THOUSANDS of other who heard this and did not comment. Hmmm... Interesting indeed... Enjoy INCELDOM!

- Nick, probably

'almost certainly'? Oh dear.

Weasel words. He NEVER said it was 100% certain (but if you believe he gave his children cocaine, he will imply the results are ridiculous and so are you.) This ignores the charge being 'they ingested cocaine' rather than 'Nick gave them cocaine' Nick is careful about his wording to lie and imply.

I mean… are they missing from the lab reported results or from the spectroscopy? The lab may not be able to report levels of those metabolites because they may not have a validated method for all of them and so they only report the validated ones, but if the peaks are still there in the spectroscopy output, then the metabolites were present. Just another way Nick is rules lawyering his responses. The lab doesn’t usually give you a copy of the raw data, just their results.

Nick is probably mis-reading it or just lying. He likes to pretend he is an expert on things he knows nothing about. He did it for years on the law.

 

[The Great Horned Moth]

Hello, cocaine experts? Any thoughts?
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Cocaine academics
please respond

the metabolites are missing along with Ralph's money? Where did they go?

Not a cocaine expert, but the one he’s claimed is missing is cocaethylene. This objection is pants on head retarded as his 9-year old would also have to be swigging his whiskey as well as snorting his coke for that metabolite to be major.

Still holding the theory that his 9-year old’s exposure to cocaine was the family emergency back at the beginning of the year where he couldn’t steam because he had to stay up with a member of his family late into the night. Also reminder that Nick KNOWS he’s lying because the retard pre-empted the test results to say any exposure was from another source.

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

Hello, cocaine experts? Any thoughts?
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Link
Archive ...in progress

 

[TexOffender]

Didn't see it in the thread, Turkey Tom did a video on the updates on his second channel.

 

[Tiger Jack]

You gotta wonder what point he sees in endlessly arguing with randos on twitter. It's certainly not making him look better. Is it the only way he can get narc supply because nobodies buying his bullshit anymore?
Just a junkie jonesing for his next fix, that's all Nick Rekieta is now.

 

[Folgers Can]

Balldo threw april under the buss?

I suspect KCHHS said the kids can't be around people facing felony drug possession charges and either April goes or the kids go.

If KCHHS scrutiny about the "live-in nanny" was the impetus then that's all the more reason to expect that the xeetstorms' portrayal of a falling out is fake and gay, and a bit of an effortpost below adds some new evidence from this week in support of that theory. The rabbithole began with a glance at another of Aaron's various a-logs' replies to April's fugueposting:

Owing to the intrepid pioneering of @AltisticRight's NLO OP, @Third World Aristocrat's nightmare fuel, and @Balldo's Gate's several forays into that world for the odd Balldo sighting, I shuddered at the thought of setting foot in the wretched hive of scum and villainy that is Aaron's a-log community, but the temptation of this Balldo-milk harvest proved irresistable, assuming proper precautions:

Even with proper precautions, I can't be arsed to suffer through making video clips as the very sight or sound of this creature on the screen became too nauseating to bear, lest it lead one to imagine the smell. However, searching youtube transcripts for the several ways they misspell references to Balldo sufficed to identify timestamps to quickly screenshot and get the hell out of there. The risk of contagion just may have been worth it, as there is now some added documentation of the throuple's continued cavorting well after xeeted portrayals of the fake falling out began, of the aggressive monogamist's professed love for April, of the non-practicing streamer's whereabouts during the time when an election stream could have been profitable, of the lawtuber's contempt for his former colleagues, etc. For simplicity's sake it may as well go in chronological order:

Monday, November 5th (Stroganoff Day)

1. In response to Fattymelt's overlong coverage of "April's" xeetstorms and speculation that Nick is behind it all, he could not let that stand:

2. Upon Fattymelt's dab-addled rambling about "April's" new username alluding to educational courses' suffixes or somesuch nonsense, Nick dignified that with response for some reason:

3. Nick is totally not being performative in reminding everyone that he's a swell guy who reached out with heartfelt condolences to the terminal cancer patient he had just as easily called a gabbling woman with his nuts tucked up into his asshole for having had the audacity to suggest that Nick ever apologize for his choices:

4. Nick may be technically correct that he and April are "not together" when she happens to be in another room at a given moment, such that if you ask whether he means they're "never together," he can still say "I never said that!":

5. No idea what this is responding to, but I like to think it's seething at the superchat about Aaron saying he and April have spoken recently:

6. Nick may be technically correct that that he totally wouldn't have looked at any messages on his phone for an entire weekend or have otherwise looked at any of the coverage of his situation on his phone for an entire weekend, such that if you ask whether he means he never looked on any non-phone device like an iPad, he can still say "I never said that!":

7. Even if it were technically correct that Nick and April were "not together" in the same room at the moment asked on Monday, they were absolutely "together" hanging out watching football just the night before on Sunday, which was days after the fake-breakup xeets began:

8. Nick may be technically correct that he didn't "type" any of "April's" tweets, such that if you ask whether he means he never gave her pointers on what she ought to type, he can still say "I never said that!":

9. Nick and April's totally "not together" get-together on Sunday was joined by Kayla in one big happy throuple reunion, so don't you Scandinavian incel prudes forget that he's technically still monogamous:

10. Nick may have been technically correct about how he "hadn't seen her in forever," because that was in past tense leading up to the point when he had seen her the prior night, so checkmate, incel prudes:

What a mindfuck - how can anyone go through life thinking this way, always crafting the "technically" accurate statement that obviously implies something different to everyone else in the room, just to have the inevitable "I never said that!" retort in your back pocket? How can one even keep track of such a complicated web of deceit without dropping dead from sheer exhaustion?

But I digress...


Tuesday, November 6th (Election Day)

1. Nick Rekieta, a very busy man, somehow found the time in between drives to theremin lessons to cook biscuits and gravy for his meager hugbox audience, fail to scoop up thousands in easy money covering the momentous occasion of his favored candidate's re-election, and, as per usual, hang out in a Vito clone's chat full of dregs for whatever dopamine fix could come from what few table-scraps of Aaron-a-logging could be squeezed into that otherwise eventful day. Sadly the total amount of time spent there can never be known because Fattymelt either nuked the chat on purpose because someone said something regrettable in there, or made minor edits to the video that inadvertently glitched the synced chat into oblivion, as the case may be:

Fortunately some of the chat can still be derived from screenshots of the show itself, and we don't need to see Nick's verified checkmark or user ID from the missing chat as he was verified in the transcript:

[1:07:49] Whoa, I just got back, look at that! Whoa! Look at this, I just saw this, this is from real Rekieta confirmed. ... So head on over to Rekieta Law, that's real, that's a legit Rekieta Law. [1:08:15]

2. Nick began by seeming to turn on Fattymelt and challenge him to a viewership-duel, which may not go well for him if he sticks to the few dozen bozos on Locals forever:

3. This would appear to have been a whole other fake falling-out, though, as Nick stuck around in his new e-daddy's chat to remind everyone that SP is uggo and he does not relish the task of stealing her next like he stole April:

4. Just in case that last one didn't get the point across, this fucking guy, who streamed just one day prior flexing his rehabilitated aggressively monogamous trad-dad image over a bowl of overpriced hamburger helper, had to reiterate that he indeed did steal, and presently still loves, the "live-in nanny" that he platonically watched football with this Sunday and has totally not been fucking to this very day:

5. He also is totally NOT MAD at those lawtube colleagues that he stiffed, who should have been grateful to ride such huge coattails:

6. I repeat, NOT MAD:

I'm sure there are more little morsels tucked away in there that keyword searches of garbled transcripts didn't pull up easily, so more digging is welcome if anyone dares to enter such hell. I for one will be off to a Wormwood shower to clear every last contaminant from that shithole where Nick sees fit to willingly spend his days over and over again, and even pay for the privilege, for some reason.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Not a cocaine expert, but the one he’s claimed is missing is cocaethylene. This objection is pants on head retarded as his 9-year old would also have to be swigging his whiskey as well as snorting his coke for that metabolite to be major.

Still holding the theory that his 9-year old’s exposure to cocaine was the family emergency back at the beginning of the year where he couldn’t steam because he had to stay up with a member of his family late into the night. Also reminder that Nick KNOWS he’s lying because the retard pre-empted the test results to say any exposure was from another source.

I don't think so. Should have been long gone by then. I seem to recall it's a max of 90 days detectable.

Let's also remind ourselves that Nick seemed to prep the CPS court Judge a positive test was incoming before he even got the result back. Pretty weird.

Mostly because he prepped the Judge I'm gonna go with the Camelot theory. Nick was intentionally dosing the kid because he thought it was helpful for ADHD.

I'd really like to think it's an error, but Nick was just too suspicious. On a video he said they were shocked by the result. In court transcripts he said something like "any positive test results of children would be from environmental exposure ". Something like that.

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

I did a deep dive into Brian Lewis, the attorney who filed Rekieta's Appeal.

Along with consisting of an unusual amount of selfies, Brian's Facebook is more or less a log of his entire life. He even conveniently posts a nice year-end summary every January.

Spoiler: photos of Brian

He is a gay man who at one point had a husband but is now divorced or separated.

Spoiler: husband

Spoiler: sad

He is primarily focused and involved in military veteran advocacy. This stems from his time in the Navy where he alleges to have been assaulted by a commanding officer. He alleges that this was intentionally covered up by other officers and that he was unjustly diagnosed with a personality disorder and discharged from the military. I say alleges only because nobody was ever tried and convicted. I do find him to be believable. He appealed this discharge but lost. This is something he posts about and speaks about publicly. He was the first male sexual assault survivor to testify in front of congress about sexual assault in the military. (Video).

Spoiler: sadder

Source

I started looking into this guy because he works for the Barnswalker and his Facebook posting habits seemed strange and goofy, but he turns out to be an interesting and sympathetic person. He seems to be doing a lot of good work for people, both victims of sexual assault in the military and veterans with legal issues. He gets a lot of engagement on his Facebook posts from people who clearly appreciate him and care for him. All of that to say, this is by no means a bully poost, and I hope he doesn't get himself too involved in the Rekieta retardation.

 

[Edward Teach]

It is day 80......


And still no one wants to buy that shitty house.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It is day 80......


And still no one wants to buy that shitty house.

I mean the bathroom looks like a Silent Hill scene and the house smells of old fish from a mysterious source

 

[Edward Teach]

He is primarily focused and involved in military veteran advocacy. This stems from his time in the Navy where he alleges to have been assaulted by a commanding officer. He alleges that this was intentionally covered up by other officers and that he was unjustly diagnosed with a personality disorder and discharged from the military. I say alleges only because nobody was ever tried and convicted. I do find him to be believable. He appealed this discharge but lost. This is something he posts about and speaks about publicly. He was the first male sexual assault survivor to testify in front of congress about sexual assault in the military. (Video).

I am not saying he wasn't raped, but he is a big guy. I doubt it was forcible rape.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hello, cocaine experts? Any thoughts?
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So he basically admits that they found cocaine associated metabolites in her system then? Guys, he basically admitted that his 8-year-old daughter ingested cocaine.
>A bunch are missing
Irrelevant. Also there's only a few metabolites, and only a few of those are tested for.
He admitted they found benzoylecgonine, which is the main cocaine metabolites that's execreted through urine. It was found at >5000pg/mg, at a cut-off of 500. The chance of this being an error is zero.

Methylecgonine is found when cocaine is smoked.
Cocaethylene is found when cocaine is used alongside alcohol.
Norcocaine is a minor metabolite that's only found among heavy users, ones that use it at least several times a week, if not daily.

So congratulations I guess? Your 8-year-old daughter wasn't smoking crack cocaine and getting into your fucking booze cabinet too, daily??? Do you want a fucking sticker for this achievement?

There's also hydroxycocaine metabolites which are said to be able to distinguish between ingestion and exposure.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0379073820303789

Ortho-hydroxycocaine is found when hair samples are exposed to peroxide. Maybe skelly was suggesting the lack of these minor metabolites to show us nerds that his children didn't play with the household chemicals under his fucking sink.

Can you imagine this defence?
>The tests show she has cocaine metabolite BE at >5000pg/mg, similar to a recreational user
>But your honour, they didn't find the other metabolites!!!
>Which ones?
>Your honour, the ones found when you smoke rocks, down a bottle bourbon while you're at it, and then play with kitchen chemicals! Daily!! makes good shampoo, sir.
>Can we sentence him to the chair right now?
Nick, you really are a massive fucking child endangering piece of scum.

Autism moment: I assume you mean 'percentage'? The probability density function is bounded between 0 and 1.

Nope, the only integer greater than 0 in probability is 1, ie 100%, which is me saying Coomy 100% pozzed skelly's bussy.

 

[Major]

He doesn't love April. He doesn't love anyone but himself. She loves the attention and supposed adoration she gives him. April's a homewrecker who'll get bored of nick and his family as soon there's no more advantage for her to be there. She'll find some other older man with more money, more drugs and no kids to get in the way.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Still mad. Still paying money to fat retarded pedos. Still has a young daughter who showed cocaine in her test results. Still cant cook for shit. Still can't clean. Still non-streaming and non-practicing. Still hasn't seen April (because Kayla was sitting in between them on the couch I guess). Still a cuck. Still doesnt have a penis that works. Still a lying liar who lies.

 

[Null]

who is this retard rekieta simp?



wow! i wonder why nobody cares! what do you think it is about these gentleman that puts them squarely in the "Don't give a fuck" territory???

 

[Balldo's Gate]

'almost certainly'? Oh dear.

So he basically admits that they found cocaine associated metabolites in her system then? Guys, he basically admitted that his 8-year-old daughter ingested cocaine.
>A bunch are missing
Irrelevant. Also there's only a few metabolites, and only a few of those are tested for.
He admitted they found benzoylecgonine, which is the main cocaine metabolites that's execreted through urine. It was found at >5000pg/mg, at a cut-off of 500. The chance of this being an error is zero.

Methylecgonine is found when cocaine is smoked.
Cocaethylene is found when cocaine is used alongside alcohol.
Norcocaine is a minor metabolite that's only found among heavy users, ones that use it at least several times a week, if not daily.

So congratulations I guess? Your 8-year-old daughter wasn't smoking crack cocaine and getting into your fucking booze cabinet too, daily??? Do you want a fucking sticker for this achievement?

Rekieta already admitted that his daughter tested positive for benzoylecgonine, the primary metabolite which is tested for, and negative for cocaethylene and norcocaine. Clip in quoted post.

The guy who read 40+ ABSTRACTS of SCIENTIFIC PAPERS probably merely compared his test results to his daughter's, saw that there were some on his test that didn't appear on her test, and decided that meant hers was wrong.

Nick, despite doing so much research and reading 40 papers, can't pronounce any of the substances, but it appears he's saying his daughter tested POSITIVE for benzoylecgonine and NEGATIVE for cocaethylene and norcocaine, and that Rekieta claims that benzoylecgonine is the metabolite which is "actually is created outside of human bodies."

From what I understand, this claim by Rekieta does not have an actual scientific basis, and benzoylecgonine is in fact the primary metabolite which is tested for in drug tests, but I am not a subject matter expert.

I have no clue where he came up with this, but a guess for what happened is that Rekieta looked at his own personal hair test which tested positive for all three and concluded the test which only tested positive for one was faulty.

Yes, but Nick pretends this isn't the case. Quoted verbatim from his first cooking stream:"If I get convicted of a felony, I won't be able to vote for a bit... maybe ever... kind of depends."

I don't think he's pretending. It's an easy bet to assume he's clueless.