Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

@Connor Bible will lose his virginity by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt will have his thread taken down by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
@Marjan Šiklić will be a happily married man by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
@Brad Watson_Miami will... whatever the hell he does by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
@Lachlan Hunter McIntyre will fuck his sister by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
@Autphag will find a mommy to diaper him and support his ambitions of creating Aspergia by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
@paintingatree will have Sonichu published by Archie comics by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
@Weeny Tran will stop sounding like a cartoon frog by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
 
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Thomas Jay Wasserberg said:
no. they told me that there was probable cause for conspiracy, harassment, incitement and computer intrusion, but they're all federal charges they have no jurisdiction on and i was on my own to convince the FBI to open a case.
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And this entire time you were with the cops out in the open no one got to thinking "maybe now's a good time to take him in"?
 
Thomas Jay Wasserberg said:
but they're all federal charges they have no jurisdiction on and i was on my own to convince the FBI to open a case.
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Well good luck getting the FBI on us :stress: I'll sit back here watch you when you're gonna do it now.

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@Moleman9000 will have his Nava-verse successful by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Christian Weston Chandler will find his sweetheart by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Anthony Logatto will get his erotic fanfic published by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Pixyteri will be a famous cosplayer (in a positive way) by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Half Life 3 will be out by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
 
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Alan Pardew said:
Well good luck getting the FBI on us :stress: I'll sit back here watch you when you're gonna do it now.

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@Moleman9000 will have his Nava-verse successful by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Christian Weston Chandler will find his sweetheart by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Anthony Logatto will get his erotic fanfic published by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Pixyteri will be a famous cosplayer (in a positive way) by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Half Life 3 will be out by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
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El Nino will be back in India by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something.
 
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Thomas Jay Wasserberg said:
no. they told me that there was probable cause for conspiracy, harassment, incitement and computer intrusion, but they're all federal charges they have no jurisdiction on and i was on my own to convince the FBI to open a case.
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Did you mention to them the part about your dog?
 
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Thomas Jay Wasserberg said:
no. they told me that there was probable cause for conspiracy, harassment, incitement and computer intrusion, but they're all federal charges they have no jurisdiction on and i was on my own to convince the FBI to open a case.
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Conspiracy to commit what? What crime are we committing right now? Incitement? No. Incitement is when someone urges someone else to commit a crime, which no one here is doing. Harassment? No. Harassment is, and I quote:
Criminal Defense Lawyer said:
repeated words, conduct, or action that serve no legitimate purpose and are directed at a specific person to annoy, alarm, or distress that person.
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Under that definition, what Kiwi Farms does isn't harassment, as it serves a legitimate purpose, namely the documentation of eccentrics on the Internet. As far as I know, no one here reached out to you before you came here and started a dialogue with us.

Once again, what crime am I committing? What crime is anyone here committing?
 
Mungo said:
Under that definition, what Kiwi Farms does isn't harassment, as it serves a legitimate purpose, namely the documentation of eccentrics on the Internet.
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That's right. We're the God Damned National Geographic of tards, troons and spergs.
 
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MysteriousStranger said:
That's right. We're the God Damned National Geographic of tards, troons and spergs.
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Could you imagine a penguin being like "fuck you guys! You're harassing me! Stop watching me! God. I'll get the penguin police involved!"

That's literally what's happening with lolcows threatening lawsuits.

Basically what we know is that either A) none of the shit with police happened or B) he literally wasted three polices' time when they could have been catching actual criminals.
 
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Thomas Jay Wasserberg said:
no. they told me that there was probable cause for conspiracy, harassment, incitement and computer intrusion, but they're all federal charges they have no jurisdiction on and i was on my own to convince the FBI to open a case.
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No, they gave you calming platitudes after double-checking every mental institution to make sure no one was missing a hobo. Now eat your pudding and remember to wear fresh diapers like a big boy before trying to find boogeyman under your bed again.
 
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http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?t=34119
this came in within five minutes of it's being posted and the other is a conversation exemplifying the sort of attention i appreciate. this is the first moment in the past 6 hours i've even had to waste to look at this cess pool today.
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Krieger said:
No, they gave you calming platitudes after double-checking every mental institution to make sure no one was missing a hobo. Now eat your pudding and remember to wear fresh diapers like a big boy before trying to find boogeyman under your bed again.
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dumb, autistic and islamic content, also the last of you i will see. adios, feliciana , you pendejo maricon .


4Macie said:
Could you imagine a penguin being like "fuck you guys! You're harassing me! Stop watching me! God. I'll get the penguin police involved!"

That's literally what's happening with lolcows threatening lawsuits.

Basically what we know is that either A) none of the shit with police happened or B) he literally wasted three polices' time when they could have been catching actual criminals.
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umb, autistic and islamic content, also the last of you i will see. adios, feliciana , you pendejo maricon .
MysteriousStranger said:
That's right. We're the God Damned National Geographic of tards, troons and spergs.
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like AMB, most of you are nothing more than tards, troons and spergs talking shit about other tards, troons and spurges, but the actions of some of you are quite illegal.
Graffiti canvas said:
It's Friday, @Thomas Jay Wasserberg

Is Kiwifarms gonna be ok?
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i didn't expect anything to happen to AMB and as i said, i really don't have a complaint against kiwi farms that's worth attempting to litigate. the complaints that have teeth are with other victims coming on board the civil rights complaint against the cops and FBI for refusing to prosecute. copryright law and defamation aren't worth the time and expense unless you're wealthy enough to drop at least $25K on an attorney and that's no guarantee you're going to make it stop because all they have to do to get around a restraining order is to make a new fake account.
Mungo said:
Conspiracy to commit what? What crime are we committing right now? Incitement? No. Incitement is when someone urges someone else to commit a crime, which no one here is doing. Harassment? No. Harassment is, and I quote:


Under that definition, what Kiwi Farms does isn't harassment, as it serves a legitimate purpose, namely the documentation of eccentrics on the Internet. As far as I know, no one here reached out to you before you came here and started a dialogue with us.

Once again, what crime am I committing? What crime is anyone here committing?
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most of you are just self loathing mental midgets with delusions of intellect and redeeming social worth. there are some who are conspiring to commit some pretty serious crimes against people outside of this board's forums.
Mariposa Electrique said:
Have you met OPL?


FTFY
We all know how lax deportation laws in the West
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no clue who that is. there will be a filing in january. i have six TPD sergeants ready to testify on my behalf, but there's not going to be much in the complaint about kiwi farms outside of the two OCD suffering gender queers leading the charge against me and the dickhead mods making sure that the playing field stays tilted.
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Did you mention to them the part about your dog?
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of course. the sabrina story too. they chuckled at what insane self loathing creeps you are for beating those dead horses as hard as you do.
Alan Pardew said:
Well good luck getting the FBI on us :stress: I'll sit back here watch you when you're gonna do it now.

Also...

@Moleman9000 will have his Nava-verse successful by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Christian Weston Chandler will find his sweetheart by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Anthony Logatto will get his erotic fanfic published by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Pixyteri will be a famous cosplayer (in a positive way) by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
Half Life 3 will be out by the time @Thomas Jay Wasserberg files something
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lol is this all happening this month, suckerface?
Meat_Puppet said:
And this entire time you were with the cops out in the open no one got to thinking "maybe now's a good time to take him in"?
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he never showed or they would have. they have no intention of taking me in because a bunch of insane people are trying to get them to. the mental health laws don't work that way. i'm very much loved by the cops in this town, especially the sergeants, who will grab me to play my flute for the rookies out on drunk watch duty with them as i walk by.
yawning sneasel said:
No they didn't. Go away.

Better yet, if you want to keep using this site, pay in. The mods do enough to cater to your fat ass when you tard around here.

https://lolcow.us/

Drop $20-30 once now or drop it once a month later.
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good luck with that, you walking trash pile. i think @Null is going to have more sense than to try to collect that from me. the invoice coming back at LOLCOW, LLC will be for ten times the amount for my time.
Chan the Wizard said:
lol they told you to fuck off because you're a crazy hobo drug addict that raped a child and dog and have no case. Nothing illegal has been done and you have no civil case either. The FBI does not care, because there is no crime. No attorney cares, because you have no civil case. Record yourself harassing the FBI some more.
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no, you're totally wrong and the next mean stupid remark by you will be the last i look at, little boy with tiny penis syndrome.

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I'll be waiting in 2090.
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we'll see how the IC3 responds when i lay the complaint down on tom medara , spyros consulting, addy claure , AMB , joshua moon and lolcow, llc, in just a little while.

ta-ta, turkeys. off to be with some real people for a while.

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M White Feathers Maybe wait til the moon tells you znd the wolfs

M White Feathers Lol ...me too

Tommie Jay Wasserberg wanna borrow our snow plow? we're not likely to need it at all this winter.

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Laury Carter lol Tommie! that cute l'il thing would disappear in a truck rut around here.
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Micaela Ward Thundersnow here last night.

Laury Carter ya~ it's gonna start snowing again here on New Years Eve and not stop til next weekend. They just got my road plowed yesterday from last weekend's dump. But, it was the holidays I was referring to. No more platitudes please! lol! Snow, I can handle, hehe. I'm from Minnesota ya know.

Tommie Jay Wasserberg snow is about all i really miss about northern winters. the hard cold isn''t even all that bad. it was when it was between 25 and 35 and wet that i hated.

Laury Carter ya, heavy wet snow is hard on everything. The snow here is usually grainy and light, but not always.

Laury Carter drifts like crazy though in the ferocious wind.

Tommie Jay Wasserberg gray, nasty slush in the streets was what i hated most. sometimes step in a puddle of it so deep it came in the top of our boots.

we only saw the light snow when it was real cold. the big storms would come more often when the temps were closer to freezing and that stuff was nasty, especially after the second day.

Laury Carter ya, cold. the high for all next week is about -15C. (about 5 F)
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Laury Carter night temps about -15F

Tommie Jay Wasserberg in chicago, when it got that cold, the wind was usually real strong and the wind chills would get down to -40 or worse.

Laury Carter yep. wind is a lot worse here. steady 80 mph winds for days sometimes.

Laury Carter wind turbine farms everywhere!

Deborah Gurd Gregorash It is perfect right now. Blue Sky, 1C and Chickadees eating out of my hand.

Dina Dominick Meanwhile in bc
 
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Thomas Jay Wasserberg said:
i didn't blow her. she blew me. i just jerked her off.

when i was a kid, i'd have dreams of being somebody's wife, just like all the beautiful women in my family and enslave some stupid, hard working putz from a well off family with my pussy, and be left with a fortune when i'm only in my 60's and the schmuck works himself to death.

all i had to do was let him knock me up a couple or three times and carry a kid or three around in my belly for nine months and go through a few hours of incredible pain at the end. it isn't even always that painful, especially if the first one goes well, the next ones are usually easier.

after the kids were born, i had a maid to do all that other shit housewives complain about and i could indulge my friends with long mah jong, bridge and canasta games in the afternoons instead, like my mom, her sister and my dad's sister-in-law all did.

spirit told me when i was young to endure it and i'd be healed when they came to sort this shit out. that's why i never actually made any effort to transition and toughed it out instead.

because i would rather be getting hosed than to be doing the hosing and there was no way my ass was going to be the receptacle, i never went out hound dogging and was a heterosexual serial monogamist instead. it was real easy for me to visualize myself being the fuckee and my partner as the fucker when we were going at it.

i had some wonderful relationships with women going all the way back to the 8th grade, but none of them hated me enough to marry me. at the time i jerked off jenae, i was living with a welfare mama and her four year old mulatto kid in a one room apartment with the kid sleeping in the closet. the thing had a loft and there was a 15 year old runaway who was absolutely freaking gorgeous who slept up there sometimes. i was 28 at the time.

one afternoon, i came home to find meghan and sabrina together in the bed in the living room waiting for me. i knew better because they were pretty mussed up and wet when i got into it. the whole scene unraveled because i only had a few fingers in meghan's snapper, not even the whole hand past the wrist and was all over sabrina, who i'd been lusting after for at least 15 months without ever getting more than long hugs and chaste kisses, which you all know what that will do to a young male at the peak of testicular performance.

meghan, thanks to tyrone, yakina's father, hated sucking dick and had a fuck me and get it over with attitude. she was a little mousie, showing some wear in the face, was a little flabby had stretch marks after 4 years.
thankfully, tyrone lived in another city. there is nothing worse than a welfare mama with a jealous ex-old man you could run into.

sabrina was a blond, blue-eyed cherub with perfect sized, smooth, firm globes on both her breasts and bottom, with the most incredible sparkling eyes, heart-stopping smile, exuberant laugh and the voice of an angel. it was difficult for many people not to get hard-ons when she was around.

meghan threw a tantrum less than an hour into it that she wasn't getting enough attention. i hadn't even fucked either of them yet and had only made them cum a few times. i think what she was pissed about was that i was just cranking her cunt with my fingers and making sabrina sing with my tongue and i wasn't getting to meghan's mouth to kiss her often enough.

the breakup scene shortly after involved some emo twink raver they let stay there, who i came very close to killing when he tried to throw me out for meghan. i threw a fatal strike into his eyes. he shrieked and i reflexively pulled it instead of following through.

that was the first of two times i ever got busted for something like that. everything else i've ever been busted for has been much less serious or a drug offense and those have all been nothing too, because i don't deal or mess with the hard drugs very often. any other times the cops had to get between me and somebody else, either nobody or the other guy went to jail.

after that, i quit having intimate relations until 1990 when i met my last ex-old lady. she was a mess and was so frigid, she couldn't even get herself off. we'll save those stories for another time.

for the benefit of my fan boi who bought a fuckbag to breed in and prefers the pleasure of a cock in his obese ass: yes, i have failed completely to achieve any of the things you, bucket, mike and max aspire to and you know what? i'm pretty proud of that.

ranters respect me for what i am (at least in public, since i know some of you are trying to bait me for the chickenshit bully boys to pounce on) and aren't trying to proselytize me to be like them, but are asking what appear to be sincere questions, not snarling hateful, ignorant shit at me.

some of these guys have been very supportive in helping me to respond to your vicious and relentless attacks all along. one of them has even made his way to make friends with somebody in my inner circle.
maybe the time has come for you to do the honorable thing ?
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you're the loser, loser. (not you, mcbig)
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Thomas Jay Wasserberg said:
no clue who that is. there will be a filing in january. i have six TPD sergeants ready to testify on my behalf


of course. the sabrina story too. they chuckled at what insane self loathing creeps you are for beating those dead horses as hard as you do
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OPL is a more succesful, autistic troon than you are. It was supposed to happen yesterday, hombre. How long until that drops to three? And then 'I never said that'

And lol no you didnt
 
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