Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Tom Honks]

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

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So... she got canned.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

So... she got canned.

Willa Rowe also got canned too. Just some troon who used to work for Kotaku.


EDIT: Speaking of troons, Carolyn Petit is also crying over Alyssa's departure.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

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Total Aryan chud victory

We're going to strap you down and laser off your tattoos L-Lyssa, you're going to learn to cook. We're going to make you wash your nasty pussy. Smash JT will get both of your cop parents pensions.

 

[The Hardest R]

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Lmao, too lazy to even create a Substack to pretend she wasn’t shitcanned.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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"I-I-I wasn't laid off! I just made that decision before I left! Also, kiss my ass!"
If she left because of Trump's presidential victory, then god bless Trump.


And speaking of Trump.... (in case Alyssa Mercante and any of her ass-patting simp squad are stalking us)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Do a trade, bitch.

 

[Drama Trauma]

"I-I-I wasn't laid off! I just made that decision before I left! Also, kiss my ass!"
If she left because of Trump's presidential victory, then god bless Trump.
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And speaking of Trump.... (in case Alyssa Mercante and any of her ass-patting simp squad are stalking us)
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I know it's gay to requote yourself, but I called it:

I don't think Alyssa will hold too long to that editorial position at Kotaku no matter who wins the election. It's either she gets fired or Kotaku shut downs, I might be optimistic, but I give it one year to last before collapse.

Not that it was hard to predict anyway, lmao.

 

[Ravana]

Back to the streets, Alyssa

 

[Pagan Min]

Learn to code, cunt! LOL!

 

[KingFrampt]

Back to porn I guess

 

[FedPostalService]

So she’s heading back to cam work?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So she’s heading back to cam work?

Got to fund her lolsuit against the Farms somehow

 

[PunkinMan]

So she’s heading back to cam work?

Not if she keeps gaining weight, and the beer belly wont do any favors either, the only reasonable option now is to get her ass kicked for money, or do blacked porn lol.

 

[Finger Pistols]

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It's never too late to learn how to code journo scum! But I doubt she even knows how to use keyboard commands, her only option is to grift and OnlyFans. Not even Kotaku wants her damaged ass! Lmao!
Suffah!

 

[Vibralldo]

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Trump is winning battles he doesn't even know he's fighting

 

[fukuyama]

Oh great now she's going to post on the male hate thread all day everyday instead of.... wait, nvm -- nothing changes.

 

[RodgerDodger]

She rants that gamers got Trump elected. (Twice) Someone not grasping that that means that in her world Gamers aka The Chud's, now control the US President, Congress and the Supreme Court. Making them arguably the most powerful people in the world.

Kotaku fires her ass the next day. Possibly hoping to avoid the wrath of their new overlords.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Lots of her supporters are ass-patting her, including Jordan "The Diddler" Middler from Alyssa Mercante's rant at the Giant Bomb cuck sofa.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Now watch her get hired as a writer or consultant for a major studio. The next Mass Effect game feels like a good bet.