2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[SBG]

Funnier aspect of the election to me is all the cope from Dems that are seriously trying to argue that the issue is Kamala wasn't good enough at getting her message out and that Trump benefited from 'not' getting his message out.

Just complete denial that Trump was genuinely more appealing as a candidate or that people simply disagreed with Democrats. Quite a few on the left are completely horrified by the notion that they may need to adjust their policies.

 

[Reverend]

I've been telling bitches for years to arm themselves-- and only now they're doing because of abortion? Jfc what about your life and property?

COVID caused such an uptick in people packing guns that it had the knock on effect of turning them Pro-GOP. I can't wait to see the troons try to buy a machine gun, get denied, then get pissed that they can't do it, and end up arguing for more 2A rights because their new outrage toy is denied to them.

God i love this timeline.

 

[Calandrino]

From the Onion. This, but unironically:

 

[John Badman]

"Buy Ammo Cheap, Stack it Deep" --Troons2k24

Me and my range buddies: "Welcome to the club!"

Free loot drops when the urge to suicide hits while xhe holds a loaded gun in close proximity to xer male skull.

 

[Fapcop]

While you were all busy celebrating Trump's victory, Dems are stealing the House as we speak.

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“EVERYTHING I SAID WOULD HAPPEN…”

Ah, when your retarded doom clowning got solidly fucked up you moved right on to the next one.

I can’t even get mad man. Shit, economy is tough, Trump will likely get you and your whole department kicked out… Gotta make that overtime while you can.

Don’t worry my glowie friend. We got your back!

Just write whatever on the timesheets, if some faggot accountant come here and asks, we will vouch for you and say you were on here dooming till 2 am.

 

[Introvertigo]

AP House 194 - 210

 

[Platonic Cat Lover]

Social media is extremely fun right now
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Ugh that guy is ugly. No.
Also there were plenty of women who voted for Trump and are happy. I didn't know women were a monolith

 

[Ethereal Eye]

While you were all busy celebrating Trump's victory, Dems are stealing the House as we speak.

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Have you wore your suit yet faggot?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

https://x.com/nfcnorthnewss/status/1854226575031480791?s=42

(I forget which mod is in the NFL thread, but I know a few go) @REGENDarySumanai

It is their year. Taylor Swift is a curse upon the Chiefs. The Lions WILL GO ALL THE WAY!

 

[Kovachs]

This just proves people only over the age of 25 use reddit, continuing to alienate entire demographics is how entire community run platforms like this get raided or shitcanned, making yourself an easy target like this is actually crazy.

Millennials as a whole, left or right, are absolutely buckbroken by zoomers.

 

[John Badman]

While you were all busy celebrating Trump's victory, Dems are stealing the House as we speak.

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That’s it. I’ve got a beautiful crystal for you. The very best. Go on, get in. You’ll love how comfy it will be.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm probably late but this is still fucking hilarious.
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could do the same thing with the whole "end the filibuster" thing

haven't heard much about that and "reforming" (packing) the supreme court from the left in the past two days. WEIRD.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

California, Kamala's home state, swinging that far for Trump says all you need to know about her.

It’s so funny. Literally every Democrat talking point is crumbling before our eyes. They pull out the argument that only uneducated retards voted Trump, then it turns out the so-called “educated” states they’re praising actually had the largest swings towards Trump. LOL

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you think fatpacks has a job lined up after being fired for being the worst demoralization glowie of the decade? I doubt they stick around past inauguration.

No, Fatprick just went back to arguing with the slatker childs on Xitter.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

“EVERYTHING I SAID WOULD HAPPEN…”

Ah, when your retarded doom clowning got solidly fucked up you moved right on to the next one.

I can’t even get mad man. Shit, economy is tough, Trump will likely get you and your whole department kicked out… Gotta make that overtime while you can.

Don’t worry my glowie friend. We got your back!

Just write whatever on the timesheets, if some faggot accountant come here and asks, we will vouch for you and say you were on here dooming till 2 am.

I've grown to love our local fed. He's not even telling us to go and break the law or whatever, just quietly doomposts. I'll vouch for him too.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Since Democrats love to play this map game, I’ll bite.
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Any time the libs try to play the map game, I just hit 'em with this.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

AP House 194 - 208

As of right now it's actually 210 R and 194 Dem

Still waaayyy too close for comfort but better than a Dem lead atm

 

[msd]

The dems will clean house of all the lunatics and grifting shits, then hopefully the right will too.

Then maybe both parties can start working together again

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

https://x.com/nfcnorthnewss/status/1854226575031480791?s=42

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(I forget which mod is in the NFL thread, but I know a few go) @REGENDarySumanai

It is their year. Taylor Swift is a curse upon the Chiefs. The Lions WILL GO ALL THE WAY!

>a day to heal
The NFL is fucking gay

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Is Kyle still going after F1nnster's troon axe wound?

Not as of recently, but I'm not sure if Kyle did some more tranny supporting recently but they've had Vito The Pedo on their show a few times recently, it's gotten me to debate watching them because i don't like seeing pedophiles on shit i like to watch.

he's clearly biased when it comes to mr.beast so take that as you will