Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Fatrick believes he is on drumpf's kill list
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You know, Quasimodo predicted all this:
Month 2 of the Trumpenreich.
Bands of Rednecks, organized into well-armed fascist militias, stalk the streets of Milwaukee. They are on the hunt for undesirables. Bad hombres, trans folx, black people. They've been given lists of names and adresses, and at the top of those lists is someone the resistance forces consider a living legend:
Patrick S. Tomlinson.
 
I'm starting to think internal homophobia is why Rick is so angry and bitter all the time.
Probably jealousy, more likely. Why does Nikki's hole get all the contact with nigger cocks and assholes when his holes are ready and willing? That's just unfair!
I hope they make libtard January 6 and then try to say it's completely different
With the stench and the horrific retardation on display the glowies wouldn't be out in enough force to make it good.
Christ, this fucking guy can't even sit on the floor without looking like a predator lying in wait. And the eldritch contortion of his legs while he scans his shots for the perfect victim.

Paul sets off every self-preservation response with his presence.
He really does elicit a visceral reaction. You can just tell what kind of man he is.
They’re called ‘action figures’ when Fatrick plays with them.
I'm at work doing a shit ton of boring ass computer comps. I got told to complete these in a cubicle section with the doctors/residents. It's like library quiet. My brother in Patposting, I'm trying so fucking hard not to laugh but goddamn you're going to fuck this up for me.
Patrick strikes me as the type of guy who cried after having sex for the first time.
Hard to say if it was with a guy because he discovered how much he loves cocks or if it was with a woman because he finds pussy fucking disgusting.
 
You know, Quasimodo predicted all this:
If Fatrick goes full V for Vienna(sausage) I will actually shit myself to death laughing.

Jesus Christ Rick is going full Foundation because Trump one. They'd need to invent a whole new class of industrial vibrator to treat his hysteria.

Well, he didn't read Foundation, obviously. But he saw the trailer for the Apple TV series.
Luckily a distant and degenerate branch of the Holden family set up shop in the burgerland south back in the 1800s, so I just need to call my distant relative Bubba Holden the 7th to see if I can borrow his old piece of field equipment
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Four years later, this treadmill has never been used. Never needed to, child. Not a pound gained since high school. Not a one.
Just shows what an unlikeable faggot Rick is. He didn't have one single friend willing to help him carry his treadmill upstairs. He had to fucking hire piano movers because 300lbs is just too heavy for that fat lazy fuck to drag upstairs by himself and he has no one to help him.
#amreading #amwriting #amhole
 
FBI and CIA employees need to save every file they can get their hands on and "disburse" them. Frenzied pig! This is what happens when his programming hasn't updated yet and he's forced to come up with his own "solutions". This is how we get balloon-fighter Rick. Amazing.
 
Pig man plans to restart his beloved glowie agencies after the drumpfpocalypse....fuck i can hardly even type im laughing so damn hard
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EDIT: OH GAWD I JUST FUCKING REALISED.....HE STILL AINT GOT HIS FUCKING PATIO FURNATURE BACK
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Patrick's such a histrionic fucking bootlicker.
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I thought taking Government documents was treason Rick, he wants his Alphabet Agency Pukes to steal Government documents?
There is something so.....unfathomably funny about an alleged man who cannot even secure his fucking lawn chairs presuming to dictate how to secure the future of humanity

EDIT: Fatrick please you are straight up killing me right now
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The way he talks too "copied and distributed so there is no one point of failure" like he's a character in a Tom Clancy book.
I knew he had main character syndrome, but it seems General Fatton isn't enough for Paprika Mussolini's Apocalypse, Rick has become Fat Ryan, spymaster.
 
Given how crowded chicken farms are it's obvious that you're going to have more cases of avian flu kicking around. Not fun going up and down the large coupes picking up dead chicks while trying to not step on them alone.

Patrick has tried to write a novel for the past what? Three years going on four now and not only is it not actually finished but it'll never get a publisher.

America will survive without this FFWBT it has before and it will again.

Also not the first time news papers have chosen not to endorse a candidate. Washington Post one time choose not to endorse a close friend. It actually brought them to tears.
 
Pig man plans to restart his beloved glowie agencies after the drumpfpocalypse....fuck i can hardly even type im laughing so damn hard
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EDIT: OH GAWD I JUST FUCKING REALISED.....HE STILL AINT GOT HIS FUCKING PATIO FURNATURE BACK
'of we survive this'

With the limited production since the election, he should really focus on quality output. DISAPPOINTING!
No wonder he can't get published, or get his patio furniture back, anymore.
 
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